Sold at Dillards!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 11:30:00 March 10, 2008 11:30:00

You know how I feel about Dillard’s. Click here for a refresher.

Dillard’s. Dillard’s. Nothing says class like selling at Dillard’s.

And Jessica Simpson is selling at Dillard’s!

Check her out this weekend at an in-store signing. No idea what she’s peddling but I do know that if it’s available at Dillard’s, I won’t be buyin’! Couldn’t Papa Perv negotiate something marginally less donuts and dixie cups? And doesn’t she look so much worse WITH makeup?

After seeing Jess the last few times fresh faced and natural and gorgeous with Tony Romo, the hicktown Barbie is back. And orange. So orange is looks like she’s wearing dark hose when her legs are bare.

Then again, some dudes like that sh*t. Maybe army dudes like that sh*t?

Jess was in Kuwait today to entertain the troops, headlining a 3 hour concert. She appeared relaxed and in good spirits on the Today Show this morning – click here for the interview – and was clearly in her element surrounded by men.

Jessica Simpson is not a girl’s girl. She is a girl who lives for guys. Nothing could have made that mouth any bigger.

Photos from Source

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