Freeze Face Trumps Tranny?
Harley’s back! Tranny’s gone!
Check out Jessica Simpson the other day wearing super short daisy dukes and cute little top hiked up to show off a fit, taut, and toned body courtesy of celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak, whose influence always reverses Ken Paves’ cheap and trashy effect. When Jess is with Harley, the tranny goes away. Why can’t Harley stick around more often? I mean look at her! Aside from the fact that she seems curiously stunned in the face and maybe even a little botoxed, it’s probably the best version of Jessica Simpson we’ve seen in a long, long time.
I’ll take Freeze Face over Tranny any day.
Except… the shoes still need some work.
Girl really does have the worst taste in shoes. And I used to think – maybe Jess just can’t wear flats. Maybe it’s the leg shape that makes the hooker heels even worse. Maybe it’s not the shoes so much as her gams.
But then these images emerged – of Jess leaving the gym with Harley wearing trainers and still hot without heels. Jessica Simpson can TOTALLY wear flats. She’d look fantastic in flats. It’s the footwear that is the problem. Memo to Harley to work on the footwear. And to keep Ken Paves at bay.