Being mean to Porny

October 14, 2009 08:18:49 Posted at October 14, 2009 08:18:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK.

And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist…

Have been trying in vain to change all this. But monumental transformation requires patience. At the very least, she hasn’t dressed like a porn star in a really long time.

Jessica stepped out in NY last night for a shoe event looking not young and not fresh and not particularly attractive. And she could be SO attractive. Like here from 2 days ago – casually dressed, much cuter, and a believable 29 years old. Then she arrives in New York and it’s almost unrecognisable.

Why accentuate her bodybuilder neck?

Sorry if this is mean. But I have a wonky eye, Jess has a thick neck. You downplay the sh-ts and you up-play the goods. My eye and her neck are not part of the goods. That hair gay of hers should know better.

Thanks Beth!

Photos from and ANT GRIFFITH/

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