Reality for Country

February 14, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson is working on a country album. On a larger scale, she’s also working on her career. Because, thanks to the efforts of her pimp ass perv of a father, her career is in the sh*thouse.

At the height of her popularity though, she was the star of her very own reality tv show Newlyweds with ex husband Nick Lachey. As such, it totally makes sense that she’s going back to the self exploitation. Finally Joe makes the right move. Professionally, that is.

CMT has confirmed that Jess is in talks to shoot a special with the network around the time of her album release. Though her rep denies that the special will take the form of a reality show, in PR speak, it pretty much means that yet again, another celebrity is throwing open the doors to her private life in order to turn a profit.

So next time she asks for privacy, you can tell her to ram it in her extra large sized mouth.


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