Porny plays it right

February 13, 2009 07:11:31 Posted at February 13, 2009 07:11:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So proud of her!

She’s just so dumb, it’s extra rewarding when she gets something right. Oh good girl!

So Porny performed at Madison Square Garden last night opening for Rascal Flatts. Someone seems to have stepped in because lately, lately the clothing has been accentuating her strong parts and camouflaging the other ones. Even the hair isn’t overdone. Small steps.

Best though – Jessica seems to have developed a sense of humour about the controversy surrounding her body, not at all complaining that it’s made her more famous than she has been in years. Referring to her outfit choice, Jess said:

"I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That's why I'm wearing a skort - not a skirt, not a short - just so they wouldn't split."

It’s cute, it’s funny, it’s relatable, it’s endearing, and it’s very well played.

Did Porny hire a new coach? Or is it the effect from Tony Romo being around?

He attended the concert and the two were spotted around New York last night holding hands, Jess in a very very tight pink skirt (looks like Herve Leger) and Tony wearing a sh-t eating grin. Things are solid for now. And this accounts for her light mood.

This accounts for her every mood.

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