Porny smells Fancy
What is it with celebrity fragrances?
Why do I want to stank like Porny? Or Chicken Fried Britney? Or Ebola Hilton? Or, for that matter, Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits?
I don’t care how good it smells. I don’t f-cking care if it smells like Jim Sturgess in the morning when he’s lying in my bed. I still wouldn’t.
What I would and what I do is Bond No 9 Chinatown. My favourite.
Anyway, here’s Jessica Simpson at Macy’s in Chicago the other day promoting her new “Fancy” fragrance. Wonder what it smells like. Probably lube. For once I don’t hate what she’s wearing. Shock.
Photos from Wenn.com