Porny smells Fancy

December 8, 2008 06:47:18 Posted at December 8, 2008 06:47:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is it with celebrity fragrances?

Why do I want to stank like Porny? Or Chicken Fried Britney? Or Ebola Hilton? Or, for that matter, Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits?

I don’t care how good it smells. I don’t f-cking care if it smells like Jim Sturgess in the morning when he’s lying in my bed. I still wouldn’t.

What I would and what I do is Bond No 9 Chinatown. My favourite.

Anyway, here’s Jessica Simpson at Macy’s in Chicago the other day promoting her new “Fancy” fragrance. Wonder what it smells like. Probably lube. For once I don’t hate what she’s wearing. Shock.

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