Ken’s Back, Tranny’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2007 12:00:00 July 16, 2007 12:00:00

Kev Paves has returned, and just behind him, so has Jessica Simpson’s tranny. Banished under the classier eye of Harley Pasternak, The Tranny has been resurrected by her tacky ass stylist – both in Miami to celebrate the launch of her new swimwear line.

As you can see, Ken brings out the cheap. Cheap dress, tits spilling everywhere, linebacker shoulders front and centre, those c*cksucking lips ready for action, and sealing the deal…look down at her legs. Legs like these paired with platforms automatically suggest a penis just above.

Is Ken Paves really gay? Really???

As for Jessica"s recovery from John Mayer - looks like her ego has emerged unscathed.  A recent quote from Harpers Bazaar:

“I was always the girl who wore sweat pants and baseball caps to not be intimidating but now I’ve learned to embrace beauty as part of my career, as part of my inner soul, as part of who I am.”

Intimidating??? Under the right Homo, Jessica Simpson is no doubt an attractive girl. Sexy too.  But is Jessica Simpson what we would call an Intimidating Beauty? Gisele Bundchen, yes. Catherine Zeta Jones, yes.  Christy Turlington, yes. Angelina Jolie, hell yes.

But Jessica Simpson?



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