Celebrate the rare win

May 7, 2010 07:45:52 Posted at May 7, 2010 07:45:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny showed up at the Operation Smile Gala in New York last night and it was not a disaster, not at all. This is not a dress I’d choose for myself, and the print might not be for everyone, but the fit, it’s a good fit for her, it flatters her, she’s not shoving her tits into my face and there’s a nice, defined waist. She was actually 2 for 2 yesterday. Also spotted before the event walking around in shorts and heels with great legs. These are positives. And she deserves to be acknowledged for them.

The problem with Jessica is that every time she wins, she can’t follow it up with another win. She can’t put together a winning streak. Every victory is followed by 5 straight losses. It’s like being a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. Hope always, but also expect disappointment.

As for whether or not she’s f-cking Jeremy Renner, well at press time Gossip Cop hasn’t jumped all over Us Weekly for the story yet, nor have I heard anything beyond The National Enquirer’s suggestion that he’s gay so...

Let’s leave Porny with this small taste of success for now. Have compassion. It’ll soon come crashing down anyway.

Photos from Bryan Bedder/Gettyimages.com and Jason Webber/Johns PkI/Splashnewsonline.com

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