Porny at Macy’s

October 29, 2008 07:12:45 Posted at October 29, 2008 07:12:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She must be surrounded by backstabbers. Surrounded by them.

How else can you explain?

Why else would she walk out the door wearing this? The fur collar. And the wrap. And the silver. And the hair. Porny looks like a 50 year old divorcee, she looks like Ivanka Trump…WTF?

This is Jessica Simpson last night on the Macy’s red carpet, as usual, styled from the ass.

Maybe it was a bloat day. Bloat days are the worst. No one wants to wear Herve Leger on a bloat day but this… this is not the only option. Ken Paves should have told her it was not the only option.

Then again, why would Ken Paves know about options? Ken Paves only knows about soap opera hair and tacky ass weaves. is coming soon.

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