Porny just in time

June 26, 2009 12:09:42 Posted at June 26, 2009 12:09:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Porny! We need you! Especially since Mimi is hiding her cheese.

It’s Jessica Simpson in New York last night looking surprisingly very well put together with Ken Paves and some other friends heading out for a boat cruise. We saw Ken Paves last week at the MMVAs to style Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga. He was ALL OVER Gaga. I remember saying to myself while watching him fawning over her that perhaps he’d replaced Porny with some new blood.


Ken Paves will be her constant male. Forever.

Every girl needs a constant male. It’s too bad her constant male has no taste.

Anyway, am sure you’ve heard by now that Jessica’s new reality show is going ahead on VH1. Something about travelling the world examining beauty standards across cultures – Ken Paves will likely be around to coif her at every stop. Way to promote the real.

Photos from ANT GRIFFITH/

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