Porny’s Shamu Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 09:17:10 May 11, 2009 09:17:10

I reported a couple of weeks ago that Porny was scheduled to perform at SeaWorld in Texas. Saturday night she was there, mouth open wide wide, legs splayed on super high wedges in low classy amazingness, generously entertaining us as always.


When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do, is take a look at her. Then I’m not so blue. In high waisted pants, in daisy dukes, in trash skank dresses with her tits smashed together, Porny brings the smiles.

Jessica Simpson is a giver. Jessica Simpson is my Happy Place.

PS. Did I mention she performed at Sea World?


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