How To Lose a Guy in 5 Days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

News broke yesterday that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo spent Thanksgiving weekend together and shared Thanksgiving dinner with her family - information disseminated undoubtedly thanks to her perv of a father.

Just 5 days later we now hear Jess has already taken to calling Tony “my man” and telling friends that “they’re dating” – this of course is Us Weekly’s latest headline. And poor Jess, if Tony actually ends up reading it… well, you know how guys are, right?

Some dudes are out the door before you can even ask them when they’ll call.

So given that Jess is already labelling them after one long weekend, how will Tony Romo, the new player in town, react to being possessed?

If I were him, I’d be bailing.

Seriously… can someone give this girl a few lessons on how to hold a man? Aside from letting him piss on her, which clearly didn’t work, does she not know? Does she not know???

Is Jessica Simpson incapable of playing it cool??? And THIS is supposed to be what women aspire to???

Asked this before but must ask again - where are her friends? Friends don"t let friends look stupid. Friends guide and mentor each other. Friends don"t let friends walk out the house with bad weave and Mary Kay makeup. Friends don"t let friends look desperate. Friends don"t let friends give boys the upper hand!

Does Jessica Simpson have no friends???

photos from wenn



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