Tranny Shoulders, Hooker Heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2007 13:23:50 August 27, 2007 13:23:50

Jessica Simpson is a sweet girl. I’ve met her, I’ve spoken with her, she’s not a bitch like Alba, though I suppose all hags probably have some measure of intelligence, of which Jessica Simpson is in short supply. But still… being that she’s not a total cow, I feel badly on occasions when she tries so hard, and still, and still after all her efforts comes up ManTran.

Have a look – Jessica returns to LA after shooting in Louisiana for most of the summer. When she’s not fit, when she’s too lazy to work out, as illustrated at the Costume Institute Gala, Jessie looks like a drag queen. But, as you can see, when she’s in amazing shape, working out hardcore, everything is toned, stomach sucked in and concave, she still ends up looking herm. The jaw, the shoulders, the neck, and of course the low classy footwear doesn’t help. I don’t care if they cost a thousand dollars and came out of Miuccia Prada’s ass, when Jessica Simpson wears them they belong on a street corner hustling for her next meal.

Seriously, how can Ken Paves call himself a Gay? How could any gay let this happen to his Main Hag?


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