Better than Rossum
As hilarious as this is – Jessica Simpson trying to act – I’d STILL take it any day over Rossum. Yes indeed. Jessica Simpson, tranny or not, trumps Emmy Rossum.
So here’s Jess at work on the set of Major Movie Star yesterday. The braincrushing plot involves a starlet, Jessica, who suffers colossal professional setback, and then joins the army …or some sh-t. Clearly Oscar material.
The best though is that Papa Joe recently “revealed” that they’d been offered Academy friendly scripts with a nomination guarantee for Jess to take her clothes off on screen – and he passed! He passed up that for this??? He passed up a movie people would actually pay to see for a straight to dvd release?
Jessica Simpson needs Jessica Biel’s manager.