Porny to judge?

March 4, 2011 07:47:17 Posted at March 4, 2011 07:47:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny was in New York last night with her freeloader and they went to dinner at a vegan restaurant, all part of her “get fit” plan as she’s supposedly working out 4 days a week for 75 minutes each time with the Tracy Anderson Method. Porny however denies that her motivation is a wedding or, for that matter, a new tv show:

"Yes, I am working out, but why is that worth any sorta press? I always take care of myself. Eric and I could get married right now in sweats!" (Source)

Errrm…I don’t know about the “always take care of myself” part. Unless of course taking care of oneself consists of not moving from the couch for days and farting at the TV. If there is one universal truth about Jessica Simpson, it would be that she is LAZY. Something Simon Cowell must be thinking about lately.

Cowell of course is putting together X Factor for the US. So far no celebrity judges have been confirmed but Porny is definitely one of the possibilities even though, dumbass, she denied it two weeks ago. Jessica is rich from her “billion dollar” clothing line, it’s not like she needs the money (but saving up for when she’s done with her KFed isn’t a bad idea). Having said that, it would certainly give a boost to the other aspects of her “career”. After all, she hasn’t been good at anything in front of the camera in a while. And look what Idol has done for Jennifer Lopez.

The problem though is that judging requires some mental capability, especially on X Factor as the judges become mentors, the level of participation is significant. Like, they actually have to WORK. If I’m Simon Cowell then, I’m thinking very seriously about whether or not Porny has that kind of work ethic. F-ck what her dad has to say. I mean, this is a 30 year old woman who can’t do sh-t without her dad around holding her hand, I’m not sure how helpful she’ll be role modelling new talent. Like, they’ll have to hire a mentor for the mentor, imagine that? It’s not impossible, obviously, but if she’s talking through someone in her ear, feeding her lines, they’ll need to build in a 3 – 5 second delay. OMG I would totally watch. Hire her!


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