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Porny’s not pregnant

November 24, 2010 07:19:51 Posted at November 24, 2010 07:19:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At least that’s what she told Access Hollywood. The other day the bump-obsessed among you swore up and down that she looked rough at the airport in New York because she’s in her first trimester. Could be. But she says no. “There are no babies yet. Full Story

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Hard to say

November 23, 2010 10:16:54 Posted at November 23, 2010 10:16:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After the way she looked yesterday at the airport – click here for a refresher – many of you wrote to me swearing up and down that my Porny must be pregnant. You people have also sworn up and down that Kate Hudson/Katie Holmes/Jennifer Garner/Britney Spears/Angelina Jolie have all been pregnant, and they weren’t. Full Story

Porny hides her ring...and not

November 22, 2010 08:20:26 Posted at November 22, 2010 08:20:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson arrived in New York last night with her fiancé/professional escort and her father. This combination... I mean... How would you like to hang out permanently with your fiance and your father? Look at the two of them side by side. They’re starting to have the same thighs. Gross. Full Story

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Porny paid

November 16, 2010 09:29:14 Posted at November 16, 2010 09:29:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? I knew it. I know her better than she knows herself. I know her better than she knows...anything. Here’s what I wrote yesterday about her pathetic engagement: You have two choices here to explain it: either that dumbass couldn’t wait to tell the world she’s not going to be left behind as a spinster or that dumbass’s opportunistic boyfriend exploited her at her lowest moment, proposed with a Ring Pop, and talked her into buying her own bloody engagement ring at Harry Winston. Full Story

P for Porny, P for Pathetic

November 15, 2010 08:05:23 Posted at November 15, 2010 08:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so many levels. Full Story

Porny drunk and petty?

October 28, 2010 14:16:47 Posted at October 28, 2010 14:16:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s my favourite story this week. Remember when Jessica Simpson went out for dinner with her boyfriend at the same restaurant as her ex husband Nick Lachey and ‘Nessa Minnillo? Click here for a refresher. According to Us Weekly, my Porny drank away her insecurities, and then let her bitch out, sniping to a server that, “I hope Vanessa likes her clothes because I bought them for her, since Nick took all my money. Full Story

Pass on Ass

October 27, 2010 07:36:13 Posted at October 27, 2010 07:36:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha If you’re a long time reader of Lainey’s then you might remember a story about the Colin Farrell eye-fu*k. This isn’t going to be a braggy post, I promise, but now that the dude is single it seems like the appropriate time to re-live the moment. Full Story

The people around Porny...and her ex-husband

October 22, 2010 08:13:34 Posted at October 22, 2010 08:13:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson and her attachment Eric Johnson went out for dinner last night to Red-O in Hollywood. Also there, purely by coincidence, was ex-husband Nick Lachey with his long-time squeeze Vanessa Minnillo. No, no, no, I’m sure it wasn’t awkward. But Eric was awfully extra about his affection towards Porny while they were leaving, leaning in from behind with the cameras in their faces, recognising a moment where he’d be extra needed. Full Story

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Porny gets it right and also very wrong

October 14, 2010 07:15:42 Posted at October 14, 2010 07:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s exactly as Sasha said yesterday in the article about the Big Boob Rule – click here for a refresher. Jessica Simpson in a scoop neck under a blazer, I mean f-ck those tits are still crazy but it’s flattering, and she looks good, and there’s nothing suggestively indecent about it. Full Story

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A Big Boob Rule debated

October 13, 2010 12:07:16 Posted at October 13, 2010 12:07:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha A great friend of mine who happens to have some perfectly great big knockers told me the other day: “girls with big boobs should NOT wear anything closed off at the top”. Now, I fall into the ‘cupcake category’ so I’ve never had to worry about my chest limiting this particular style choice. Full Story

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Porny is not single

October 12, 2010 07:35:55 Posted at October 12, 2010 07:35:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few of you have emailed lately – something about my Porny getting her heart broken again. Is it because she’s gone a week or two without being photographed with her freeloader? Please. He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide? Here they are yesterday, travelling from Los Angeles to New York, all smiles, and maybe even a little smug in the face about Tony Romo sucking all kinds of sh-t on Sunday. Full Story

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