Jessica Simpson Gossip

Jessica Simpson gossip, latest news, photos, and video.

Porny... please stop

September 14, 2010 11:29:39 Posted at September 14, 2010 11:29:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice message. At this point, she’s ready to just walk. Full Story

Judge Porny

September 9, 2010 11:55:02 Posted at September 9, 2010 11:55:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson has a fashion line which, I guess, entitles her to be a judge on Project Runway. I mean... you’ve all seen how she dresses herself on important occasions, she totally has the eye for what works and doesn’t, right? Imagine you’re one of the designers. Imagine Jessica Simpson chooses you as her favourite. Full Story

Porny’s white tee

September 8, 2010 12:32:06 Posted at September 8, 2010 12:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Jessica Simpson can turn a plain white t-shirt into a titty top. How massive must they be if it’s cleavy even under plain cotton? Having said that, see how cute she is, and so much more presentable, when she’s in casuals and not stuffed into some disastrous party dress? Jessica Simpson presented her jeans collection last night in New York surrounded by friends and family and of course attached to her boyfriend Eric Johnson who, as you know, has nowhere else to be anyway. Full Story

Porny keeps giving it away

September 7, 2010 07:34:37 Posted at September 7, 2010 07:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson tweeted the photo below the other day with the accompanying message:I met a wonderful man. Damn I'm lucky! Are you really? Or are you just really dumb? Everything about this screams sad. How she’s looking up at him adoringly, how she considers herself to be fortunate, as opposed to the other way around – after all, we’re not actually sure what Eric Johnson does for a living, and since he dropped out of a graduate school Full Story

Supernatural & Porny

August 10, 2010 08:19:09 Posted at August 10, 2010 08:19:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just like Vampire Diaries, there are a lot of requests that come in for Supernatural, especially since I live in Vancouver where they shoot the show. So here are some new photos from the set yesterday. I have interviewed Misha Collins a few times for junket and interviews, most recently at Comic-Con – he’s very sweet – and Jensen Ackles for the first time at the Entertainment Weekly party in San Diego and he was ok nice too although, as noted yesterday, f-ck me, at the time I talked to him I also was clueless about the fact that he used to deal with my Porny Jessica Simpson. Full Story

View All 18 Photos

Porny’s KFed

August 9, 2010 15:31:23 Posted at August 9, 2010 15:31:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton but has apparently decided not to study and work hard and instead stay close to my Porny who makes millions a year and is dumb enough to pay his way. Full Story

Porny’s Barbie waist

August 6, 2010 10:04:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 10:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please. My Porny is on the cover of the new issue of Lucky. In the magazine she offers her style recommendations which, on paper, sound pretty good, until you remember than in practice, well, her style can best be defined by the desire to get a cock in her mouth. That’s why I affectionately call her my Porny. Full Story

Porny’s love pattern

August 2, 2010 11:41:54 Posted at August 2, 2010 11:41:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck. And I was hoping this time that it would be different. I’m a stupid bitch, I guess. Because my Porny, well, she has her love patterns. And she never breaks them. What happens is that Jessica Simpson falls for men she perceives to be superior. Some were even embarrassed by it. John Mayer was embarrassed by it. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

He thinks he’s a friend

July 23, 2010 12:24:28 Posted at July 23, 2010 12:24:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ken Paves decided to share his wisdom with yesterday after Chicken Fried Britney’s weave sh-t the other day. Click here if you’ve really, really forgotten what that looked like. Full Story

Paging Shelfy

July 21, 2010 13:30:19 Posted at July 21, 2010 13:30:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake continued to show off his awesome acting skills today in New York with Mila Kunis and shot what looks to be a scene with an attractive model type on the stairs. Surrounded by pretty girls, those rumours are inevitable. Every time he’s solo in the city Page Six is all over his flirting. Full Story

View All 16 Photos

Porny Romper

July 20, 2010 10:30:32 Posted at July 20, 2010 10:30:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

t’s not quite the high waisted horrors… but it’s not far from. It’s not far from at all. Porny in a romper, prepare yourself. Jessica Simpson went out for lunch yesterday with a friend. She thought it would be a good day for a romper and some heels. I’m all over the romper too. Full Story