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A Big Boob Rule debated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 12:07:16 October 13, 2010 12:07:16

Written by Sasha A great friend of mine who happens to have some perfectly great big knockers told me the other day: “girls with big boobs should NOT wear anything closed off at the top”. Now, I fall into the ‘cupcake category’ so I’ve never had to worry about my chest limiting this particular style choice. Full Story

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Porny is not single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2010 07:35:55 October 12, 2010 07:35:55

A few of you have emailed lately – something about my Porny getting her heart broken again. Is it because she’s gone a week or two without being photographed with her freeloader? Please. He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide? Here they are yesterday, travelling from Los Angeles to New York, all smiles, and maybe even a little smug in the face about Tony Romo sucking all kinds of sh-t on Sunday. Full Story

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Porny pukes and farts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 09:14:00 October 7, 2010 09:14:00

If you’re one of those broads who can’t handle the Ick, you might not want to keep reading. There is no time for daintiness in this article. Anyone who knows me, or who’s just met me for that matter, will tell you that I love to talk about poo. Obsessively. During the Olympics when our systems were all f-cked up because we started work at 1am and bombed straight through, Amy and I would dedicate at least 15 minutes to deep poo discussion. Full Story

Better...and then not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 11:40:49 September 16, 2010 11:40:49

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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Porny & Paves break up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 10:21:31 September 15, 2010 10:21:31

Apparently it’s over between them. Which, if you noticed, is actually why her hair has been looking better lately. E! reports that Ken Paves had his ass twisted over something “petty” and a huge fight ensued and that Porny has now been permanently replaced by Eva Longoria. Full Story

Porny... please stop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2010 11:29:39 September 14, 2010 11:29:39

I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice message. At this point, she’s ready to just walk. Full Story

Judge Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2010 11:55:02 September 9, 2010 11:55:02

Jessica Simpson has a fashion line which, I guess, entitles her to be a judge on Project Runway. I mean... you’ve all seen how she dresses herself on important occasions, she totally has the eye for what works and doesn’t, right? Imagine you’re one of the designers. Imagine Jessica Simpson chooses you as her favourite. Full Story

Porny’s white tee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2010 12:32:06 September 8, 2010 12:32:06

Only Jessica Simpson can turn a plain white t-shirt into a titty top. How massive must they be if it’s cleavy even under plain cotton? Having said that, see how cute she is, and so much more presentable, when she’s in casuals and not stuffed into some disastrous party dress? Jessica Simpson presented her jeans collection last night in New York surrounded by friends and family and of course attached to her boyfriend Eric Johnson who, as you know, has nowhere else to be anyway. Full Story

Porny keeps giving it away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 07:34:37 September 7, 2010 07:34:37

Jessica Simpson tweeted the photo below the other day with the accompanying message:I met a wonderful man. Damn I'm lucky! Are you really? Or are you just really dumb? Everything about this screams sad. How she’s looking up at him adoringly, how she considers herself to be fortunate, as opposed to the other way around – after all, we’re not actually sure what Eric Johnson does for a living, and since he dropped out of a graduate school Full Story

Supernatural & Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2010 08:19:09 August 10, 2010 08:19:09

Just like Vampire Diaries, there are a lot of requests that come in for Supernatural, especially since I live in Vancouver where they shoot the show. So here are some new photos from the set yesterday. I have interviewed Misha Collins a few times for junket and interviews, most recently at Comic-Con – he’s very sweet – and Jensen Ackles for the first time at the Entertainment Weekly party in San Diego and he was ok nice too although, as noted yesterday, f-ck me, at the time I talked to him I also was clueless about the fact that he used to deal with my Porny Jessica Simpson. Full Story

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