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Porny pukes and farts

October 7, 2010 09:14:00 Posted at October 7, 2010 09:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’re one of those broads who can’t handle the Ick, you might not want to keep reading. There is no time for daintiness in this article. Anyone who knows me, or who’s just met me for that matter, will tell you that I love to talk about poo. Obsessively. During the Olympics when our systems were all f-cked up because we started work at 1am and bombed straight through, Amy and I would dedicate at least 15 minutes to deep poo discussion. Full Story

Better...and then not

September 16, 2010 11:40:49 Posted at September 16, 2010 11:40:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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Porny & Paves break up

September 15, 2010 10:21:31 Posted at September 15, 2010 10:21:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently it’s over between them. Which, if you noticed, is actually why her hair has been looking better lately. E! reports that Ken Paves had his ass twisted over something “petty” and a huge fight ensued and that Porny has now been permanently replaced by Eva Longoria. Full Story

Porny... please stop

September 14, 2010 11:29:39 Posted at September 14, 2010 11:29:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice message. At this point, she’s ready to just walk. Full Story

Judge Porny

September 9, 2010 11:55:02 Posted at September 9, 2010 11:55:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson has a fashion line which, I guess, entitles her to be a judge on Project Runway. I mean... you’ve all seen how she dresses herself on important occasions, she totally has the eye for what works and doesn’t, right? Imagine you’re one of the designers. Imagine Jessica Simpson chooses you as her favourite. Full Story

Porny’s white tee

September 8, 2010 12:32:06 Posted at September 8, 2010 12:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Jessica Simpson can turn a plain white t-shirt into a titty top. How massive must they be if it’s cleavy even under plain cotton? Having said that, see how cute she is, and so much more presentable, when she’s in casuals and not stuffed into some disastrous party dress? Jessica Simpson presented her jeans collection last night in New York surrounded by friends and family and of course attached to her boyfriend Eric Johnson who, as you know, has nowhere else to be anyway. Full Story

Porny keeps giving it away

September 7, 2010 07:34:37 Posted at September 7, 2010 07:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson tweeted the photo below the other day with the accompanying message:I met a wonderful man. Damn I'm lucky! Are you really? Or are you just really dumb? Everything about this screams sad. How she’s looking up at him adoringly, how she considers herself to be fortunate, as opposed to the other way around – after all, we’re not actually sure what Eric Johnson does for a living, and since he dropped out of a graduate school Full Story

Supernatural & Porny

August 10, 2010 08:19:09 Posted at August 10, 2010 08:19:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just like Vampire Diaries, there are a lot of requests that come in for Supernatural, especially since I live in Vancouver where they shoot the show. So here are some new photos from the set yesterday. I have interviewed Misha Collins a few times for junket and interviews, most recently at Comic-Con – he’s very sweet – and Jensen Ackles for the first time at the Entertainment Weekly party in San Diego and he was ok nice too although, as noted yesterday, f-ck me, at the time I talked to him I also was clueless about the fact that he used to deal with my Porny Jessica Simpson. Full Story

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Porny’s KFed

August 9, 2010 15:31:23 Posted at August 9, 2010 15:31:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton but has apparently decided not to study and work hard and instead stay close to my Porny who makes millions a year and is dumb enough to pay his way. Full Story

Porny’s Barbie waist

August 6, 2010 10:04:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 10:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please. My Porny is on the cover of the new issue of Lucky. In the magazine she offers her style recommendations which, on paper, sound pretty good, until you remember than in practice, well, her style can best be defined by the desire to get a cock in her mouth. That’s why I affectionately call her my Porny. Full Story

Porny’s love pattern

August 2, 2010 11:41:54 Posted at August 2, 2010 11:41:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck. And I was hoping this time that it would be different. I’m a stupid bitch, I guess. Because my Porny, well, she has her love patterns. And she never breaks them. What happens is that Jessica Simpson falls for men she perceives to be superior. Some were even embarrassed by it. John Mayer was embarrassed by it. Full Story

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