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Porny’s KFed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2010 15:31:23 August 9, 2010 15:31:23

Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton but has apparently decided not to study and work hard and instead stay close to my Porny who makes millions a year and is dumb enough to pay his way. Full Story

Porny’s Barbie waist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2010 10:04:00 August 6, 2010 10:04:00

Oh please. My Porny is on the cover of the new issue of Lucky. In the magazine she offers her style recommendations which, on paper, sound pretty good, until you remember than in practice, well, her style can best be defined by the desire to get a cock in her mouth. That’s why I affectionately call her my Porny. Full Story

Porny’s love pattern

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 11:41:54 August 2, 2010 11:41:54

F-ck. And I was hoping this time that it would be different. I’m a stupid bitch, I guess. Because my Porny, well, she has her love patterns. And she never breaks them. What happens is that Jessica Simpson falls for men she perceives to be superior. Some were even embarrassed by it. John Mayer was embarrassed by it. Full Story

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Paging Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 13:30:19 July 21, 2010 13:30:19

Justin Timberlake continued to show off his awesome acting skills today in New York with Mila Kunis and shot what looks to be a scene with an attractive model type on the stairs. Surrounded by pretty girls, those rumours are inevitable. Every time he’s solo in the city Page Six is all over his flirting. Full Story

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Porny Romper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 10:30:32 July 20, 2010 10:30:32

t’s not quite the high waisted horrors… but it’s not far from. It’s not far from at all. Porny in a romper, prepare yourself. Jessica Simpson went out for lunch yesterday with a friend. She thought it would be a good day for a romper and some heels. I’m all over the romper too. Full Story

You Can’t Save Stupid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 09:14:46 July 15, 2010 09:14:46

Written by Sarah Lainey and I fight over which media-hungry actress is worth saving from herself. She supports Jessica Simpson, saying that you can’t fix someone who sucks, but I say that you also can’t save stupid. With JSimp, it isn’t that she willfully takes the easy way out or makes poor choices; it’s just that she’s dumb. Full Story

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30 > 29

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 09:23:01 July 12, 2010 09:23:01

Feng shui speaking, 29 isn’t a great year. I had a terrible 29, and almost all my friends too. For me, in the lunar cycle, at 29 The Ox has to eat some sh-t. And I did. And so did my Porny last year. On her 29th birthday Tony Romo decided to break up with her. Twelve months later it’s a new year, a new sign, and a new man. Full Story

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How Porny is discreet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 12:54:00 July 9, 2010 12:54:00

Now we’re in a f-ckin’ hurry. A week ago no one knew about my Porny Simpson and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson. Then TMZ broke it on Monday. By Wednesday Us Weekly had them on the cover. And photos of them in Florida suddenly emerged as he took her to a family gathering. Today the paps found them on holiday in Italy. Full Story

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Porny’s new cover!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 10:46:48 July 8, 2010 10:46:48

My Porny landed the cover of a tabloid and it has nothing to do with high waisted jeans or getting urinated on! I’m so proud. This of course is all about her new boyfriend and former NFL player Eric Johnson. Johnson filed for divorce in January. He met Jessica Simpson in May. But already he’s taken Porny to meet the family – they just returned from his grandparents’ 60th anniversary celebration in Florida. Full Story

Porny’s new diet, new boyfriend, same show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 07:39:27 July 5, 2010 07:39:27

Jessica Simpson tweeted last week that she was shocking her body with some kind of vegan diet. Then she showed up this weekend in West Virginia at the opening of the Casino Club at the Greenbrier Resort and I don’t see much change. Maybe it’s on the inside. Because on the outside she still makes me uncomfortable. Full Story

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