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Porny Romper

July 20, 2010 10:30:32 Posted at July 20, 2010 10:30:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

t’s not quite the high waisted horrors… but it’s not far from. It’s not far from at all. Porny in a romper, prepare yourself. Jessica Simpson went out for lunch yesterday with a friend. She thought it would be a good day for a romper and some heels. I’m all over the romper too. Full Story

You Can’t Save Stupid

July 15, 2010 09:14:46 Posted at July 15, 2010 09:14:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Lainey and I fight over which media-hungry actress is worth saving from herself. She supports Jessica Simpson, saying that you can’t fix someone who sucks, but I say that you also can’t save stupid. With JSimp, it isn’t that she willfully takes the easy way out or makes poor choices; it’s just that she’s dumb. Full Story

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30 > 29

July 12, 2010 09:23:01 Posted at July 12, 2010 09:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feng shui speaking, 29 isn’t a great year. I had a terrible 29, and almost all my friends too. For me, in the lunar cycle, at 29 The Ox has to eat some sh-t. And I did. And so did my Porny last year. On her 29th birthday Tony Romo decided to break up with her. Twelve months later it’s a new year, a new sign, and a new man. Full Story

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How Porny is discreet

July 9, 2010 12:54:00 Posted at July 9, 2010 12:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now we’re in a f-ckin’ hurry. A week ago no one knew about my Porny Simpson and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson. Then TMZ broke it on Monday. By Wednesday Us Weekly had them on the cover. And photos of them in Florida suddenly emerged as he took her to a family gathering. Today the paps found them on holiday in Italy. Full Story

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Porny’s new cover!

July 8, 2010 10:46:48 Posted at July 8, 2010 10:46:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny landed the cover of a tabloid and it has nothing to do with high waisted jeans or getting urinated on! I’m so proud. This of course is all about her new boyfriend and former NFL player Eric Johnson. Johnson filed for divorce in January. He met Jessica Simpson in May. But already he’s taken Porny to meet the family – they just returned from his grandparents’ 60th anniversary celebration in Florida. Full Story

Porny’s new diet, new boyfriend, same show

July 5, 2010 07:39:27 Posted at July 5, 2010 07:39:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson tweeted last week that she was shocking her body with some kind of vegan diet. Then she showed up this weekend in West Virginia at the opening of the Casino Club at the Greenbrier Resort and I don’t see much change. Maybe it’s on the inside. Because on the outside she still makes me uncomfortable. Full Story

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Maybe not in photos?

June 24, 2010 08:53:25 Posted at June 24, 2010 08:53:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants looked great in person. Maybe in person they don’t give her the stumps. Full Story

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Porny’s jeans & NKOTB

June 23, 2010 07:27:50 Posted at June 23, 2010 07:27:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny was in New York yesterday with her ma to present her new line Jessica Simpson Jeanswear. She already makes a sh-tload of money from her shoe and accessory line (her shoes are actually not bad at all for the price point), and at recommended retail of just $20-$24, this new venture should also be a success too. Full Story

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Porny in the face

May 26, 2010 07:51:14 Posted at May 26, 2010 07:51:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson attended the Gracie Gala last night in Beverly Hills and was honoured with the 2010 Dove Real Beauty Award for her “substance and spirit” as a positive public representative for girls... what? I’ve decided to no longer question this sh-t. Famous people receive awards. Full Story

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Porny’s change pouch

May 25, 2010 07:14:08 Posted at May 25, 2010 07:14:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver. Isn’t this was what my Porny was wearing around her waist last night at the LG event hosted by Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria? Yes. Full Story

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Celebrate the rare win

May 7, 2010 07:45:52 Posted at May 7, 2010 07:45:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny showed up at the Operation Smile Gala in New York last night and it was not a disaster, not at all. This is not a dress I’d choose for myself, and the print might not be for everyone, but the fit, it’s a good fit for her, it flatters her, she’s not shoving her tits into my face and there’s a nice, defined waist. Full Story

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