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Please, please more casual Porny

March 10, 2010 12:16:34 Posted at March 10, 2010 12:16:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’s a youthfulness about Jessica’s look that is criminally underappreciated. Full Story

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Proud of Porny ...and Jeremy Renner?

March 4, 2010 09:04:14 Posted at March 4, 2010 09:04:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was on Oprah yesterday promoting her new VH1 show The Price of Beauty. Filmed last year, Jessica Simpson travelled around the world on a beauty journey joined by her best friend CaCee Cobb and her main ‘mo and hair stylist Ken Paves. The purpose, I think, is/was to show how f-cked up our beauty standards have become and to celebrate the most enlightened beauty standards from other cultures and/or examine the damaging ones in the hopes that those practices can soon be weeded out. Full Story

Porny won’t strip

February 16, 2010 12:28:57 Posted at February 16, 2010 12:28:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson is kicking off promotion for her new show Price of Beauty on VH1 premiering in March. Here she is on the cover of the March issue of Allure. Note how lovely she can look with proper styling. Note that with the direction of someone fashionable, Ken Paves is actually capable of making her look not cheap and tacky or soapy. Full Story

Porny Crack

February 10, 2010 12:17:00 Posted at February 10, 2010 12:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who else can entertain this way? Every time he speaks it’s gold. Full Story

No Porny Riggins

February 4, 2010 13:55:24 Posted at February 4, 2010 13:55:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Easy. Don’t panic. There’s no need to panic. Your emails, your anxiety, I totally get it. But unfortunately there is no reason to be alarmed. I say unfortunately because, unlike most of you, I totally want Jessica and Taylor Kitsch to be f-cking. Alas, they are not. The report originated in Star Magazine or some sh-t. Full Story

Porny is gassy

January 28, 2010 08:44:25 Posted at January 28, 2010 08:44:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile.Us Weekly Full Story

Porny diaper jeans

January 25, 2010 11:44:06 Posted at January 25, 2010 11:44:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week it was announced that my Porny would launch her own denim line, Jessica Simpson Jeans, or something. This decision was met with ... mild horror. Porny has a terrible jeans track record. Full Story

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For sale: Porny’s High Waisted Horror?

January 22, 2010 06:08:31 Posted at January 22, 2010 06:08:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Jesus, Please Shiloh, no. My Porny has announced that she’s launching her own denim line. When you think Porny + Jeans, what comes to mind? Oh you know exactly what comes to mind. You’re looking at the pictures. It’s the High Waisted Horrors. From the Country Chili Cook-off, remember? January 25th marks the 1 year anniversary of the Country Chili Cook-off High Waisted Horror. Full Story

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Porny Posehard

January 20, 2010 09:26:00 Posted at January 20, 2010 09:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Extraordinary Measures last night. This is a terrible title. But whatever. As you can see, Porny has been working out. Feeling confident about her body, she went with black legging jeans and flirted with her camel toe. She also decided on upswept hair, courtesy Ken Paves, and a bombshell posehard attitude on the red carpet. Full Story

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Full Porny < Tila?

January 14, 2010 06:59:20 Posted at January 14, 2010 06:59:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson went out with friends last night and cranked up the full Porny. For those of you who are new to the site, now you know why that’s her name. Porny. She can’t help but look Porny. Not with those breasts. Jesus, those breasts. It’s obscene. How does it breathe? You could put a tv dinner tray on her rack and it wouldn’t move. Full Story

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