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Porny is pretending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2010 08:15:46 April 7, 2010 08:15:46

I am her friend. And friends don’t lie to friends. But Porny, well, I think Porny is lying to me. And I think she’s lying to you too. It’s the new issue of Marie Claire. Here’s what the magazine claims: As Marie Claire's guest beauty editor, Jessica Simpson embraces the new natural look, with air-dried hair and no makeup. Full Story

Go home and regroup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 08:07:00 March 16, 2010 08:07:00

And tell your main ‘mo to grow some style. I’ve no doubt Ken Paves means well but his execution is for sh-t. Did you see Porny on The View yesterday? I couldn’t bear to look, I could only manage two minutes with the sound off. Some people can do animal print. On Jessica Simpson it should be outlawed forever. Full Story

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Tell Porny it’s not her length

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 10:06:27 March 15, 2010 10:06:27

Jessica Simpson’s show The Price of Beauty premieres tonight. She’s making the morning show rounds for a last promotional push. This red dress, it’s better than last week’s Letterman dress. The sleeves help. And it’s a better neckline. But that f-cking length. When it cuts her off below the knee. Full Story

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As predicted...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 09:17:29 March 11, 2010 09:17:29

Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. Click here for a refresher. However, as I noted at the end of that article: “But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. Full Story

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Please, please more casual Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 12:16:34 March 10, 2010 12:16:34

Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’s a youthfulness about Jessica’s look that is criminally underappreciated. Full Story

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Proud of Porny ...and Jeremy Renner?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 09:04:14 March 4, 2010 09:04:14

She was on Oprah yesterday promoting her new VH1 show The Price of Beauty. Filmed last year, Jessica Simpson travelled around the world on a beauty journey joined by her best friend CaCee Cobb and her main ‘mo and hair stylist Ken Paves. The purpose, I think, is/was to show how f-cked up our beauty standards have become and to celebrate the most enlightened beauty standards from other cultures and/or examine the damaging ones in the hopes that those practices can soon be weeded out. Full Story

Porny won’t strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2010 12:28:57 February 16, 2010 12:28:57

Jessica Simpson is kicking off promotion for her new show Price of Beauty on VH1 premiering in March. Here she is on the cover of the March issue of Allure. Note how lovely she can look with proper styling. Note that with the direction of someone fashionable, Ken Paves is actually capable of making her look not cheap and tacky or soapy. Full Story

Porny Crack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 12:17:00 February 10, 2010 12:17:00

Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who else can entertain this way? Every time he speaks it’s gold. Full Story

No Porny Riggins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 13:55:24 February 4, 2010 13:55:24

Easy. Don’t panic. There’s no need to panic. Your emails, your anxiety, I totally get it. But unfortunately there is no reason to be alarmed. I say unfortunately because, unlike most of you, I totally want Jessica and Taylor Kitsch to be f-cking. Alas, they are not. The report originated in Star Magazine or some sh-t. Full Story

Porny is gassy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 08:44:25 January 28, 2010 08:44:25

No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile.Us Weekly Full Story