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Porny’s new hair, hot legs

January 6, 2010 10:08:42 Posted at January 6, 2010 10:08:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s another Ken Paves soap opera creation – he and his most high profile client Jessica Simpson were shot leaving his salon last night after spending hours inside working on a new ‘do. Blonde curly mall waves. Mall waves weave? Probably not a bad bed. You know they sell them Full Story

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Best of 2009: Porny at the Chili Cook-off!

December 31, 2009 14:51:46 Posted at December 31, 2009 14:51:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. You know it was coming. There’s a special place in my heart for Jessica Simpson. She isn’t evil inside like Ebola Hilton. Porny’s issues stem from her father’s f-ckery, and the lack of true friendship and brain mass. But she’s not ill intentioned. There is genuine affection here. Full Story

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Porny’s best face is a fresh face

December 22, 2009 07:16:15 Posted at December 22, 2009 07:16:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Been saying it forever: when she’s stripped down of all her tacky ass stylings, Jessica Simpson is so much more attractive. She has great skin, she looks so much younger, she is SO pretty. Especially with a winter flush. See? Jess is in New York with her mom to visit her sister Ashlee and will presumably be spending the holidays there as Ashlee’s run in Chicago goes until February. Full Story

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Porny steps up…

December 21, 2009 07:56:55 Posted at December 21, 2009 07:56:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop Full Story

Porny is a good friend

December 18, 2009 12:32:27 Posted at December 18, 2009 12:32:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But her friends aren’t good friends…? Last night Jessica Simpson’s make up artist Mary Phillips couldn’t hold her vodka and was arrested for being obnoxious at the Sunset Tower. She must have been well well well past breaking because word is they have a very high tolerance over at the Sunset Tower for the drunks. Full Story

More on Porny & Pumpkin

December 10, 2009 10:16:34 Posted at December 10, 2009 10:16:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a small detail for the 2 of you who still don’t believe it… Thanks to a reader called RF who had the (mis)fortune of sitting one seat over from Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan last Friday night during the performance of Chicago in New York and observed the two “holding hands the entire show”. Full Story

Porny & the Pumpkin

December 9, 2009 09:21:00 Posted at December 9, 2009 09:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Porny’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Full Story

There’s a good girl

December 2, 2009 07:51:05 Posted at December 2, 2009 07:51:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like talking to a toddler. When everyone gathers around to watch as she successfully puts one foot in front of the other without falling, or goes to the bathroom by herself, or speaks in a short proper sentence for the first time. What a good girl! Who’s a smart girl?!? That’s a big girl sitting in her big girl chair! This is how I feel when our Porny manages not to embarrass herself in public, when she dresses appropriately, when she successfully navigates a flight of stairs, while smiling, and doesn’t fall on her ass. Full Story

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Disco Porny can’t multitask

December 1, 2009 07:47:05 Posted at December 1, 2009 07:47:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I have a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She makes mistakes, she says stupid sh-t, she will always choose cheap over classy, but it also seems wrong to hate on someone so dumb. There are good intentions underneath those breasts. It just takes a lot of patience to get through the dead air to find them. Full Story

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Porny thinnifies again

November 20, 2009 16:02:32 Posted at November 20, 2009 16:02:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson has been working hard at the gym. She’s been tweeting about it too. They say she’s taken off 15 pounds with her trainer, will likely be Daisy Duke shaped again by the time she promotes her beauty reality show. Alanis would say: Don’t you think? Anyway, here’s Porny at Ken Paves' salon today after a touchup wearing those dumbass jeans. Full Story

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Porny prose

November 3, 2009 12:57:57 Posted at November 3, 2009 12:57:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me. The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. Via Twitter Full Story