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For sale: Porny’s High Waisted Horror?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:08:31 January 22, 2010 06:08:31

Sweet Jesus, Please Shiloh, no. My Porny has announced that she’s launching her own denim line. When you think Porny + Jeans, what comes to mind? Oh you know exactly what comes to mind. You’re looking at the pictures. It’s the High Waisted Horrors. From the Country Chili Cook-off, remember? January 25th marks the 1 year anniversary of the Country Chili Cook-off High Waisted Horror. Full Story

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Porny Posehard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2010 09:26:00 January 20, 2010 09:26:00

My Porny showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Extraordinary Measures last night. This is a terrible title. But whatever. As you can see, Porny has been working out. Feeling confident about her body, she went with black legging jeans and flirted with her camel toe. She also decided on upswept hair, courtesy Ken Paves, and a bombshell posehard attitude on the red carpet. Full Story

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Full Porny < Tila?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 06:59:20 January 14, 2010 06:59:20

Jessica Simpson went out with friends last night and cranked up the full Porny. For those of you who are new to the site, now you know why that’s her name. Porny. She can’t help but look Porny. Not with those breasts. Jesus, those breasts. It’s obscene. How does it breathe? You could put a tv dinner tray on her rack and it wouldn’t move. Full Story

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Porny & Pumpkin in studio together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 06:58:00 January 13, 2010 06:58:00

Oh well now they’re bumpin’ arts. You know this means love. Jessica Simpson has publicly acknowledged her relationship with Billy Corgan. Check it out – two photos posted on her Twitter showing them in studio together taken by a professional photographer. Full Story

Porny motorboat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2010 12:09:00 January 11, 2010 12:09:00

I married an immature perv who considers Wedding Crashers and Old School the two finest films ever made. There’s a part in You’ve Got Mail when Tom Hanks tells Meg Ryan that everything in life can be related back to The Godfather, you remember? Well for Jacek, all of life’s problems can be solved by Wedding Crashers and/or Old School. Full Story

Porny’s new hair, hot legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 10:08:42 January 6, 2010 10:08:42

It’s another Ken Paves soap opera creation – he and his most high profile client Jessica Simpson were shot leaving his salon last night after spending hours inside working on a new ‘do. Blonde curly mall waves. Mall waves weave? Probably not a bad bed. You know they sell them Full Story

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Best of 2009: Porny at the Chili Cook-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2009 14:51:46 December 31, 2009 14:51:46

Please. You know it was coming. There’s a special place in my heart for Jessica Simpson. She isn’t evil inside like Ebola Hilton. Porny’s issues stem from her father’s f-ckery, and the lack of true friendship and brain mass. But she’s not ill intentioned. There is genuine affection here. Full Story

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Porny’s best face is a fresh face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 07:16:15 December 22, 2009 07:16:15

Been saying it forever: when she’s stripped down of all her tacky ass stylings, Jessica Simpson is so much more attractive. She has great skin, she looks so much younger, she is SO pretty. Especially with a winter flush. See? Jess is in New York with her mom to visit her sister Ashlee and will presumably be spending the holidays there as Ashlee’s run in Chicago goes until February. Full Story

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Porny steps up…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 07:56:55 December 21, 2009 07:56:55

But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop Full Story

Porny is a good friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 12:32:27 December 18, 2009 12:32:27

But her friends aren’t good friends…? Last night Jessica Simpson’s make up artist Mary Phillips couldn’t hold her vodka and was arrested for being obnoxious at the Sunset Tower. She must have been well well well past breaking because word is they have a very high tolerance over at the Sunset Tower for the drunks. Full Story

More on Porny & Pumpkin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 10:16:34 December 10, 2009 10:16:34

Just a small detail for the 2 of you who still don’t believe it… Thanks to a reader called RF who had the (mis)fortune of sitting one seat over from Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan last Friday night during the performance of Chicago in New York and observed the two “holding hands the entire show”. Full Story