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Porny & the Pumpkin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 09:21:00 December 9, 2009 09:21:00

E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Porny’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Full Story

There’s a good girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 07:51:05 December 2, 2009 07:51:05

It’s like talking to a toddler. When everyone gathers around to watch as she successfully puts one foot in front of the other without falling, or goes to the bathroom by herself, or speaks in a short proper sentence for the first time. What a good girl! Who’s a smart girl?!? That’s a big girl sitting in her big girl chair! This is how I feel when our Porny manages not to embarrass herself in public, when she dresses appropriately, when she successfully navigates a flight of stairs, while smiling, and doesn’t fall on her ass. Full Story

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Disco Porny can’t multitask

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 07:47:05 December 1, 2009 07:47:05

You know I have a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She makes mistakes, she says stupid sh-t, she will always choose cheap over classy, but it also seems wrong to hate on someone so dumb. There are good intentions underneath those breasts. It just takes a lot of patience to get through the dead air to find them. Full Story

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Porny thinnifies again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 16:02:32 November 20, 2009 16:02:32

Jessica Simpson has been working hard at the gym. She’s been tweeting about it too. They say she’s taken off 15 pounds with her trainer, will likely be Daisy Duke shaped again by the time she promotes her beauty reality show. Alanis would say: Don’t you think? Anyway, here’s Porny at Ken Paves' salon today after a touchup wearing those dumbass jeans. Full Story

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Porny prose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 12:57:57 November 3, 2009 12:57:57

This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me. The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. Via Twitter Full Story

Porny in India!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2009 08:37:55 October 27, 2009 08:37:55

Jessica Simpson was photographed in India yesterday, another trip for her pseudo doc series The Price of Beauty. The price of beauty is her personal hairstylist who comes everywhere with her and is likely not paid for out of her own pocket but as part of her contract for doing the show. Anyway, there was a party in her honour last night, she stayed for 90 minutes, then went back to her hotel accompanied by the aforementioned hairstylist and her friend CaCee Cobb who used to be her personal assistant and then quit but could be her personal assistant again because she’s travelling everywhere with her now. Full Story

Porny & Spittle!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 07:14:34 October 22, 2009 07:14:34

Post divorce, Jessica Simpson has the worst taste in men. And the same taste as Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer, now Gerard Butler? So says Page Six, reporting today that Porny had dinner with Spittle on Tuesday, accompanied by friends but totally cocooned in their own imaginary bubble, eventually leaving the restaurant together…for more? Great. Full Story

Being mean to Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 08:18:49 October 14, 2009 08:18:49

It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist… Have been trying in vain to change all this. Full Story

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Douchey’s $800 hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 11:36:45 October 13, 2009 11:36:45

I bunked at Duana’s last week when I was in Toronto and Michelle came over one night late and somehow our super fun conversation degenerated into a John Mayer lovefest during which they tried to peer pressure me into appreciating him by playing me his song Comfortable. They sat on the couch, two giggling adolescents, singing and reading along with the lyrics. Full Story

Porny panties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 07:53:16 October 5, 2009 07:53:16

Sigh. What will we do with her? She’s just… It’s like trying to mold concrete. Jessica Simpson was out on 2 occasions this weekend – first at a gala in support of Operation Smile and then in Vegas with sister Ashlee to celebrate Pete Wentz’s birthday. She attended the charity benefit with her main gay Ken Paves and her parents. Full Story

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Life without Daisy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2009 07:57:15 September 22, 2009 07:57:15

I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many others, especially when she’s grieving a tragedy, no matter if it was preventable. Full Story

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