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Porny in India!

October 27, 2009 08:37:55 Posted at October 27, 2009 08:37:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson was photographed in India yesterday, another trip for her pseudo doc series The Price of Beauty. The price of beauty is her personal hairstylist who comes everywhere with her and is likely not paid for out of her own pocket but as part of her contract for doing the show. Anyway, there was a party in her honour last night, she stayed for 90 minutes, then went back to her hotel accompanied by the aforementioned hairstylist and her friend CaCee Cobb who used to be her personal assistant and then quit but could be her personal assistant again because she’s travelling everywhere with her now. Full Story

Porny & Spittle!?!?

October 22, 2009 07:14:34 Posted at October 22, 2009 07:14:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Post divorce, Jessica Simpson has the worst taste in men. And the same taste as Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer, now Gerard Butler? So says Page Six, reporting today that Porny had dinner with Spittle on Tuesday, accompanied by friends but totally cocooned in their own imaginary bubble, eventually leaving the restaurant together…for more? Great. Full Story

Being mean to Porny

October 14, 2009 08:18:49 Posted at October 14, 2009 08:18:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist… Have been trying in vain to change all this. Full Story

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Douchey’s $800 hair

October 13, 2009 11:36:45 Posted at October 13, 2009 11:36:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I bunked at Duana’s last week when I was in Toronto and Michelle came over one night late and somehow our super fun conversation degenerated into a John Mayer lovefest during which they tried to peer pressure me into appreciating him by playing me his song Comfortable. They sat on the couch, two giggling adolescents, singing and reading along with the lyrics. Full Story

Porny panties

October 5, 2009 07:53:16 Posted at October 5, 2009 07:53:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sigh. What will we do with her? She’s just… It’s like trying to mold concrete. Jessica Simpson was out on 2 occasions this weekend – first at a gala in support of Operation Smile and then in Vegas with sister Ashlee to celebrate Pete Wentz’s birthday. She attended the charity benefit with her main gay Ken Paves and her parents. Full Story

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Life without Daisy

September 22, 2009 07:57:15 Posted at September 22, 2009 07:57:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many others, especially when she’s grieving a tragedy, no matter if it was preventable. Full Story

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Porny on the runway!

September 4, 2009 08:22:00 Posted at September 4, 2009 08:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson was the special guest model at the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris today. Yes, I hate the dress too. And the shoes stink of hooker-wear. Having said that, big ups to the designer for putting a body on the catwalk that isn’t allergic to food. Because aside from the assy styling, Jessica looks great. Full Story

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Proud Tears

September 1, 2009 07:03:01 Posted at September 1, 2009 07:03:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at our Porny… Yesterday at LAX with Ken Paves and her dad – her tits are under control, it’s a very flattering trench cinched at the right spot, hair is natural and unweaved, a very cute pair of shoes in a tasteful colour… There is no trace of porn. Porny looks decent. Oh honey. Full Story

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Porny the judge

August 17, 2009 08:09:38 Posted at August 17, 2009 08:09:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s pimp father Joe has been campaigning on behalf of his daughter to replace Paula Abdul’s vacated seat at the judge’s table on American Idol. Full Story

Manslinger succeeds where Porny failed

August 12, 2009 09:28:39 Posted at August 12, 2009 09:28:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez was already regarded as highly skilled, with the numbers to back it up. Full Story

Shut your cockmouth and wear a bra

August 3, 2009 09:48:02 Posted at August 3, 2009 09:48:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An extraordinary amount of patience is required to be friends with Jessica Simpson. I am not a patient person. But I am a good friend. And she needs me, so I’m working on it. Porny is frustrating though because progress is always mixed with f-ckery. Before celebrating improvement, you must wait for the other shoe to drop. Full Story

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