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Porny Country Fail

February 24, 2009 13:25:41 Posted at February 24, 2009 13:25:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Porny. Am told by sources exclusively that Jessica Simpson fired her band last week after suspending the tour. She’s taking a year off. Which essentially means the label doesn’t want her, that country music doesn’t want her, that she needs to find something else to do. And if it’s up to her father that could mean making money representing weight loss companies. Full Story


February 16, 2009 07:50:21 Posted at February 16, 2009 07:50:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One step forward, five steps back. Oh Porny. Don’t you have a mirror? On Friday night, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo took her tits out for dinner at the Waverly Inn. She looks like she can barely walk. She looks like she can barely breathe! Apparently the sight of her heaving cans were meant however to distract from the housecoat she decided to wear as a dress. Full Story

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Porny plays it right

February 13, 2009 07:11:31 Posted at February 13, 2009 07:11:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So proud of her! She’s just so dumb, it’s extra rewarding when she gets something right. Oh good girl! So Porny performed at Madison Square Garden last night opening for Rascal Flatts. Someone seems to have stepped in because lately, lately the clothing has been accentuating her strong parts and camouflaging the other ones. Full Story

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The lies they tell her

February 12, 2009 12:57:00 Posted at February 12, 2009 12:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny arrived in NYC yesterday in advance of her show at Madison Square Garden where she’s opening for Rascal Flatts. TMZ has just posted this video of Jessica being asked by the paps if she thinks she’ll be well received in New York. Full Story

What’s helping her?

February 11, 2009 11:28:33 Posted at February 11, 2009 11:28:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny appeared on the Early Show this morning to announce the Country Music Award nominees in Nashville. As you can see, it’s her best showing in weeks. Come on now…there’s really not much to hate on here. Maybe the matron hair, maybe. But I find this less offensive than a fake weavy set of tight curls. Full Story

Porny & the Dukes!

February 10, 2009 09:47:52 Posted at February 10, 2009 09:47:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She makes me so happy. No matter what the reason, most of us can agree…Jessica Simpson makes us smile. It doesn’t have to be a “with her” smile. It can be an “at her” smile. Most of the time it’s a “what the f-ck are you doing but please don’t stop” smile. Full Story

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What’s wrong Jessie?

February 6, 2009 08:01:03 Posted at February 6, 2009 08:01:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let me help! TMZ is reporting that during a performance last night in Grand Rapids, Michigan, our Porny supposedly exhibited signs of emotional distress. According to locals, one of the indications was that she forgot the lyrics to her own song Come On Over. Full Story

Porny covered everywhere!

February 4, 2009 12:14:05 Posted at February 4, 2009 12:14:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When you go for groceries this weekend, you’ll be staring at Porny while you pay. THREE tabloid covers this week – all featuring Porny’s pants! Was she this famous at the height of newlyweds? Was she this famous when her divorce was announced? Debatable. Oh put your pity hearts away! This is working FOR her, gossips, not against her. Full Story

More famous than ever

February 2, 2009 08:39:05 Posted at February 2, 2009 08:39:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I stopped by the supermarket yesterday and while I was waiting in line to pay Porny’s Pants were everywhere. Almost every cover. There’s Porny in her high waisted atrocity, one breast fighting the other breast underneath that black tank, more famous than she’s been in years. Years. Full Story

Keep the shoes on

January 30, 2009 06:38:36 Posted at January 30, 2009 06:38:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still tacky as sh-t but definitely an improvement on her diaper jeans from the chili fair – this is Porny performing in Charlottesville, Virginia yesterday in leather pants and a black blazer. But then she took her shoes off. And the sight of a woman, in leather pants and bare feet…it’s just so low classy, non? It’s just so f-cking base. Full Story

What a difference…

January 29, 2009 06:48:08 Posted at January 29, 2009 06:48:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My girl Porny arriving in Virginia yesterday after a sh-tstorm this week over her body. Have always said, Jessica Simpson is at her best casual, with minimum makeup and natural(ish) hair. On these occasions, usually at airports, she is a knockout. SO pretty. Unfortunately, as a result of her low classy taste, and her dumbass hairstylist Ken Paves, the stage Jess is always too loud, too poufy, too tranny, too Porny, too high-waisted, and two belts. Full Story