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Porny emerges cruise-bound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 07:13:04 April 13, 2009 07:13:04

She’s maintained a very low profile since completing her country tour. But with the confirmation last week that she’d been dumped by her country label, yet another Fail notch on her Fail Bait, it was time to show face and stick her chin up and out. Never let them know you’re down. Which is why Papa Joe dragged Porny’s ass out to Beso the other night for a family dinner. Full Story

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Weekend, Week Begin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 08:03:45 March 30, 2009 08:03:45

John Mayer sent us into the weekend with the sailor shorts and, bless him, he’s now pulling us back out of it by smelling his lime green mankini while performing on his cheesy boat cruise. Are you a comic or a musician? He wants to answer both. Oh he wants it so bad. I realised something the other day. Full Story

Lippy & Pippy SNL!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 10:49:20 March 26, 2009 10:49:20

Who to start with? LipGloss or Pipsqueak? Let’s go with the junior. He arrived in London today continuing to promote 17 Again in Europe. Bill Hader told ESPN this morning that the final four hosts this season on Saturday Night Live would be Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, and Will Ferrell. Full Story

Porny in a corset

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 07:03:26 March 9, 2009 07:03:26

Am still snotty and miserable with this cold but seeing Porny put a smile on my face. Isn’t she wonderful? I love her so much. Jessica Simpson on stage at the Florida Strawberry Festival this weekend in Plant City, Florida in her daisy dukes and a long corset holding it all in and showing off her toned, muscular legs. Full Story

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Still singing, still Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 14:22:20 February 26, 2009 14:22:20

The other day I reported on information from sources that Jessica Simpson had fired her band and was scrapping the tour. Gossip is a speculative business - every once in a while, there’s a bad tip. I’m sorry about that. But I’m not sorry about the fact that she didn’t quit. Because in not quitting, Porny provided us with this: photos from her performance in Idaho. Full Story

Porny Country Fail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 13:25:41 February 24, 2009 13:25:41

Oh Porny. Am told by sources exclusively that Jessica Simpson fired her band last week after suspending the tour. She’s taking a year off. Which essentially means the label doesn’t want her, that country music doesn’t want her, that she needs to find something else to do. And if it’s up to her father that could mean making money representing weight loss companies. Full Story

Noooooooooooooooo…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 07:50:21 February 16, 2009 07:50:21

One step forward, five steps back. Oh Porny. Don’t you have a mirror? On Friday night, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo took her tits out for dinner at the Waverly Inn. She looks like she can barely walk. She looks like she can barely breathe! Apparently the sight of her heaving cans were meant however to distract from the housecoat she decided to wear as a dress. Full Story

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Porny plays it right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 07:11:31 February 13, 2009 07:11:31

So proud of her! She’s just so dumb, it’s extra rewarding when she gets something right. Oh good girl! So Porny performed at Madison Square Garden last night opening for Rascal Flatts. Someone seems to have stepped in because lately, lately the clothing has been accentuating her strong parts and camouflaging the other ones. Full Story

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The lies they tell her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 12:57:00 February 12, 2009 12:57:00

Porny arrived in NYC yesterday in advance of her show at Madison Square Garden where she’s opening for Rascal Flatts. TMZ has just posted this video of Jessica being asked by the paps if she thinks she’ll be well received in New York. Full Story

What’s helping her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 11:28:33 February 11, 2009 11:28:33

Porny appeared on the Early Show this morning to announce the Country Music Award nominees in Nashville. As you can see, it’s her best showing in weeks. Come on now…there’s really not much to hate on here. Maybe the matron hair, maybe. But I find this less offensive than a fake weavy set of tight curls. Full Story