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He got the trainer

November 12, 2008 07:08:45 Posted at November 12, 2008 07:08:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My husband and I joke about it all the time. But seriously. Who gets the dog if we divorce? I say me because Marcus was my 30th birthday present. He says him because I’m just Marcus’s food bitch. Needless to say, never mind anything else, over the dog…it’ll get ugly. When it comes to Hollywood splits, who gets what and how do they decide? I’ve heard some separations are so nasty they even fight over the plants. Full Story

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Porny`s Pap Drama

November 3, 2008 07:20:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 07:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson went out for dinner the other night with her main ‘mo Ken Paves and he ended up getting hit in the face by a pap camera, gushing blood from his head, requiring a trip to the hospital. He did however have the good sense to tuck Porny into the car before taking care of himself. Is that enough to forgive him for making her look like sh-t all the time? Negative. Full Story

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Porny at Macy’s

October 29, 2008 07:12:45 Posted at October 29, 2008 07:12:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She must be surrounded by backstabbers. Surrounded by them. How else can you explain? Why else would she walk out the door wearing this? The fur collar. And the wrap. And the silver. And the hair. Porny looks like a 50 year old divorcee, she looks like Ivanka Trump…WTF? This is Jessica Simpson last night on the Macy’s red carpet, as usual, styled from the ass. Full Story

Desperate goes back for more

October 14, 2008 07:08:51 Posted at October 14, 2008 07:08:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. Full Story

Thankful for Friends

October 13, 2008 10:58:04 Posted at October 13, 2008 10:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Real girls don’t let girls go out looking stupid. Or twatty. Or porny. And certainly not all of the above. So it goes without saying, this Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my girls. Because while I may go out looking like a raging f&cking bitch every day, my girls would never let me go out looking like my legs belong permanently in the air with my mouth wrapped around a cock. Full Story

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Compulsive Narcissist

October 10, 2008 10:42:18 Posted at October 10, 2008 10:42:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!!I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music in Boston where John Mayer briefly attended. Full Story

Beyonce sings for Porny

October 8, 2008 08:53:20 Posted at October 8, 2008 08:53:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first piece of advice on my new site would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob isn’t always lingering fresh around her lips. Full Story

What can she do?

October 1, 2008 14:30:19 Posted at October 1, 2008 14:30:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked and her technique may have been gymnastic vocals at its worst, but I naively believed that the title “Jessica Simpson, singer”, was not a fallacy. Full Story

Jess in Herve

September 12, 2008 06:55:18 Posted at September 12, 2008 06:55:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She continues to soldier on – promoting her country album Do You Know at almost every stop in New York. Last night it was Letterman and two wardrobe changes. First a black Herve Leger and peep toe Loubies which she wore on the show and then a long sleeve bore as she was leaving. I like the Herve. Full Story

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Please. Stop. Talking.

August 28, 2008 07:05:18 Posted at August 28, 2008 07:05:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story

Porny interior design

August 26, 2008 09:49:14 Posted at August 26, 2008 09:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story