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Please. Stop. Talking.

August 28, 2008 07:05:18 Posted at August 28, 2008 07:05:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story

Porny interior design

August 26, 2008 09:49:14 Posted at August 26, 2008 09:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story

No Porny! No no!

August 21, 2008 08:28:13 Posted at August 21, 2008 08:28:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story

Porny Beer

August 20, 2008 08:05:44 Posted at August 20, 2008 08:05:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson is now the face of beer. Just announced – she is the new spokesperson for a Dallas based brewery called Stampede Light Plus – beer with “vitamins to support a healthy lifestyle”. Full Story

Country Bitch vs Country Porn

August 11, 2008 12:41:16 Posted at August 11, 2008 12:41:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her assy antics are well known to those in Nashville. Full Story

Helping Him Study

August 11, 2008 06:46:30 Posted at August 11, 2008 06:46:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson at Nobu in Malibu last night. Full Story

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Short Shorts Sell Country?

August 8, 2008 09:58:56 Posted at August 8, 2008 09:58:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Smart move. Jessica Simpson is continuing to tour in support of her country album and since the reception has been lukewarm at best, it’s time to amp it up. Porny rocked out on stage at the Indiana State Fair in a pair of white short shorts, a denim shirt, and a funky belt over a pair of cowboy boots. Full Story

Deciphering Jessica Simpson

July 31, 2008 11:29:00 Posted at July 31, 2008 11:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head to the casino. Anything is an excuse to head to the casino. Full Story

Porny at the casino

July 30, 2008 08:37:23 Posted at July 30, 2008 08:37:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fallsview Casino at Niagara Falls is one of my mother’s favourites. She likes the penny slots. She says the games are the most interactive. She claps her hands and cackles at the carton stories that creep across the screen. And she says she often doesn’t have to play very long to get comped for lunch AND dinner at the buffet. Full Story

The Bad Gay Influence

July 25, 2008 07:55:07 Posted at July 25, 2008 07:55:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a shocking title. Because normally you’d think there really is no such thing. But Ken Paves is an anomaly. Ken Paves is, maybe, the only gay on the face of the earth whose hag always looks WORSE when he’s around. Consider the magnitude of this statement: Jessica Simpson is more attractive under the watch of her locker room stinky, football playing, jock strap wearing boyfriend than she is with her Main ‘Mo. Full Story

Maggie in a jumpsuit

July 22, 2008 06:49:00 Posted at July 22, 2008 06:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE it. Love, love, love! My Maggie Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit yesterday on the carpet for The Dark Knight premiere in London not looking like every other generic starlet in a strapless dress. But you have to be tall and lanky. Jessica Simpson, for instance, should never, ever, ever attempt. Ever. Still. Full Story

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