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What can she do?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 14:30:19 October 1, 2008 14:30:19

Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked and her technique may have been gymnastic vocals at its worst, but I naively believed that the title “Jessica Simpson, singer”, was not a fallacy. Full Story

Jess in Herve

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2008 06:55:18 September 12, 2008 06:55:18

She continues to soldier on – promoting her country album Do You Know at almost every stop in New York. Last night it was Letterman and two wardrobe changes. First a black Herve Leger and peep toe Loubies which she wore on the show and then a long sleeve bore as she was leaving. I like the Herve. Full Story

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Please. Stop. Talking.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 07:05:18 August 28, 2008 07:05:18

Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story

Porny interior design

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 09:49:14 August 26, 2008 09:49:14

Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story

No Porny! No no!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 08:28:13 August 21, 2008 08:28:13

It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story

Porny Beer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 08:05:44 August 20, 2008 08:05:44

Jessica Simpson is now the face of beer. Just announced – she is the new spokesperson for a Dallas based brewery called Stampede Light Plus – beer with “vitamins to support a healthy lifestyle”. Full Story

Country Bitch vs Country Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 12:41:16 August 11, 2008 12:41:16

You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her assy antics are well known to those in Nashville. Full Story

Helping Him Study

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 06:46:30 August 11, 2008 06:46:30

NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson at Nobu in Malibu last night. Full Story

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Short Shorts Sell Country?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 09:58:56 August 8, 2008 09:58:56

Smart move. Jessica Simpson is continuing to tour in support of her country album and since the reception has been lukewarm at best, it’s time to amp it up. Porny rocked out on stage at the Indiana State Fair in a pair of white short shorts, a denim shirt, and a funky belt over a pair of cowboy boots. Full Story

Deciphering Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 11:29:00 July 31, 2008 11:29:00

The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head to the casino. Anything is an excuse to head to the casino. Full Story

Porny at the casino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 08:37:23 July 30, 2008 08:37:23

Fallsview Casino at Niagara Falls is one of my mother’s favourites. She likes the penny slots. She says the games are the most interactive. She claps her hands and cackles at the carton stories that creep across the screen. And she says she often doesn’t have to play very long to get comped for lunch AND dinner at the buffet. Full Story