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Porny at the casino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 08:37:23 July 30, 2008 08:37:23

Fallsview Casino at Niagara Falls is one of my mother’s favourites. She likes the penny slots. She says the games are the most interactive. She claps her hands and cackles at the carton stories that creep across the screen. And she says she often doesn’t have to play very long to get comped for lunch AND dinner at the buffet. Full Story

The Bad Gay Influence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2008 07:55:07 July 25, 2008 07:55:07

It’s a shocking title. Because normally you’d think there really is no such thing. But Ken Paves is an anomaly. Ken Paves is, maybe, the only gay on the face of the earth whose hag always looks WORSE when he’s around. Consider the magnitude of this statement: Jessica Simpson is more attractive under the watch of her locker room stinky, football playing, jock strap wearing boyfriend than she is with her Main ‘Mo. Full Story

Maggie in a jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 06:49:00 July 22, 2008 06:49:00

LOVE it. Love, love, love! My Maggie Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit yesterday on the carpet for The Dark Knight premiere in London not looking like every other generic starlet in a strapless dress. But you have to be tall and lanky. Jessica Simpson, for instance, should never, ever, ever attempt. Ever. Still. Full Story

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Will Granny hate Tranny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 06:16:27 July 21, 2008 06:16:27

Not quite…but the title sounded good. And as you know, when Tony Romo is around, Jessica Simpson’s Tranny buggers off with Ken Paves, replaced of course by her Porny although shockingly Jess looked neither tranny nor porny this weekend in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin where she performed in concert for the first time in 3 years at the Country Thunder USA festival. Full Story

Tits & Romo in Tahoe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 06:09:30 July 14, 2008 06:09:30

Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up at the Heart concert. Holy sh*t. Full Story

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Jess and the Maxi Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:03:43 July 3, 2008 08:03:43

Here’s Jessica Simpson yesterday spending time with a friend’s baby and also her Main Gay Ken Paves. Am not a fan of the maxi dress on regular sized, not tall girls. Not flattering. And something about the fact that your feet can’t be seen…it’s weird. On a red carpet, at a gala…fine. Full Story

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The Power of Friendship

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 07:00:00 June 11, 2008 07:00:00

True friendship moves mountains, even if it’s only 2 days old and imaginary. The point is…it’s TRUE. My pledge on Monday to be Jessica Simpson’s true friend comes from a good place. It is a small place in the Siberia of my soul but it is a good place nonetheless. Besides, this is not a girl who can pick and choose. Full Story

My Friend Jess in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2008 09:22:39 June 10, 2008 09:22:39

As I said the other day, because her family keeps failing her, because her gay keeps failing her, because she has no real friends, let’s do her a solid. Let’s be her friend. Jessica Simpson needs friends. Last night she arrived in NYC from Dallas presumably to start promoting her country album. Full Story

Kicking off the Country Campaign

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 08:50:35 June 6, 2008 08:50:35

It’s been brewing for a while but Jessica Simpson’s courtship of the country circuit is moving into a more aggressive stage. She showed up in Nashville and surprised fans with an impromptu autograph session at the CMA Music Festival Block Party on Wednesday and sampled some local nightlife (with her dad!?!?!) later that night. Full Story

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Pimping > Parenting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 06:26:30 June 5, 2008 06:26:30

Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot control his own greed. Check out the latest cover of Us Weekly Full Story

It’s Coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:55:32 June 2, 2008 04:55:32

All the signs are there… Just before John Mayer broke up with Jessica Simpson, she was photographed wearing those infamous high waisted pants, a little bloated from drowning her pre-breakup heartache into much food and booze, incapable of thinking straight, let alone being able to dress herself properly. Full Story