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Jess and the Maxi Dress

July 3, 2008 08:03:43 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:03:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Jessica Simpson yesterday spending time with a friend’s baby and also her Main Gay Ken Paves. Am not a fan of the maxi dress on regular sized, not tall girls. Not flattering. And something about the fact that your feet can’t be seen…it’s weird. On a red carpet, at a gala…fine. Full Story

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The Power of Friendship

June 11, 2008 07:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2008 07:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

True friendship moves mountains, even if it’s only 2 days old and imaginary. The point is…it’s TRUE. My pledge on Monday to be Jessica Simpson’s true friend comes from a good place. It is a small place in the Siberia of my soul but it is a good place nonetheless. Besides, this is not a girl who can pick and choose. Full Story

My Friend Jess in New York

June 10, 2008 09:22:39 Posted at June 10, 2008 09:22:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I said the other day, because her family keeps failing her, because her gay keeps failing her, because she has no real friends, let’s do her a solid. Let’s be her friend. Jessica Simpson needs friends. Last night she arrived in NYC from Dallas presumably to start promoting her country album. Full Story

Kicking off the Country Campaign

June 6, 2008 08:50:35 Posted at June 6, 2008 08:50:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been brewing for a while but Jessica Simpson’s courtship of the country circuit is moving into a more aggressive stage. She showed up in Nashville and surprised fans with an impromptu autograph session at the CMA Music Festival Block Party on Wednesday and sampled some local nightlife (with her dad!?!?!) later that night. Full Story

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Pimping > Parenting

June 5, 2008 06:26:30 Posted at June 5, 2008 06:26:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot control his own greed. Check out the latest cover of Us Weekly Full Story

It’s Coming

June 2, 2008 04:55:32 Posted at June 2, 2008 04:55:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All the signs are there… Just before John Mayer broke up with Jessica Simpson, she was photographed wearing those infamous high waisted pants, a little bloated from drowning her pre-breakup heartache into much food and booze, incapable of thinking straight, let alone being able to dress herself properly. Full Story

Hilary is not Jessica

May 27, 2008 07:01:05 Posted at May 27, 2008 07:01:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is a high waisted difference between the two… although the Duff does look better from the front than she does from the side, non? This is the catch, I think, with the high waist issue. Unless you’re ten feet tall, inevitably, there’s an angle that ends up being unflattering. Especially if big tits are involved. Full Story

Why Jess Gets No Respect

May 26, 2008 06:18:35 Posted at May 26, 2008 06:18:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a trenchcoat and a fresh bikini wax underneath. Full Story

Exit Romo, Enter Tranny?

May 14, 2008 10:37:03 Posted at May 14, 2008 10:37:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her reps are denying it but her reps also lie as often as Jennifer Aniston’s. Robin Leach was the first to report it  two weeks ago. What began as a romantic weekend in Vegas quickly turned sour as Jess and Tony both left town after a huge blowout that supposedly shook the foundations of their fragile love. Full Story

That Girl Again

May 12, 2008 07:10:05 Posted at May 12, 2008 07:10:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The tranny may have receded but she’s not gone. The tranny still exists in Jessica’s footwear. Look at those abominations. Everything ugly on her is made so much worse. And her style sense is still for ass. Also doesn’t help that she will always be That Girl. Let’s face it, Jessica Simpson will, more often than not, be the prettiest girl in the room, non-Hollywood. Full Story

Why George is not the GMD

May 9, 2008 07:25:26 Posted at May 9, 2008 07:25:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless of his romantic proclivities, is man enough to address it straight up. Full Story