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The Difference of a Year

May 6, 2008 08:52:34 Posted at May 6, 2008 08:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

How Jessica Simpson F-cks up her Love Life

April 30, 2008 09:02:18 Posted at April 30, 2008 09:02:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life? Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo during the interview. Like… private. Full Story

Putting BigMouth to good use

April 21, 2008 13:00:53 Posted at April 21, 2008 13:00:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Tony Romo’s birthday today and he celebrated this weekend in Dallas at a club called Suite with his bombshell by his side. Jessica Simpson serenaded her man and then helped him eat his cake, using her well-trained tongue (thank you Johnny Knoxville) to lick the cream off his lips. Full Story

When She’s With Ken

April 14, 2008 10:55:00 Posted at April 14, 2008 10:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is it about Ken Paves that he brings out Jessica’s tranny time and again? It’s not as bad as it’s been in the past but the signs are all there – the linebacker shoulders, those hermy-lookin’ legs, and also an air of tacky even with a trillion dollar bag and matching shoes. Full Story

Tranny Needs to Shave

April 9, 2008 11:08:00 Posted at April 9, 2008 11:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s all in the name of art but the timing is piss poor, pardon the pun. Jessica Simpson pictured here on the cover of Esquire shaving her face, recreating as similar cover of actress Virna Lisi from 1965. Problem is, recently in particular, the image of a woman shaving isn’t exactly associated with sexy. Full Story

Jess + Ken = Tranny

April 8, 2008 16:12:00 Posted at April 8, 2008 16:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you Ken Paves! It’s been a long time since Jessica Simpson’s tranny was let loose – how lovely of Ken to amuse us by bringing it out. Can you think of one client who actually looks good after leaving his chair??? How does he stay in business??? Here are Jessica and Ken at a photo shoot for their cheap ass weave, manufactured of course for the same folks to who rock long fake nails and still wear their nude liner 2 shades darker than the lipstick. Full Story

Tranny Game Jinx

March 19, 2008 10:49:00 Posted at March 19, 2008 10:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo took away Jessica Simpson’s tranny. Crazy how you miss certain things, non? But it’s undeniable, Tony’s Jess is the best Jess since... well… since ever. And looking good is never bad. What’s bad is not winning. And Jess doesn’t win much. Last night was no exception. Full Story

Sold at Dillards!

March 10, 2008 11:30:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 11:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know how I feel about Dillard’s. Click here for a refresher. Dillard’s. Dillard’s. Nothing says class like selling at Dillard’s. And Jessica Simpson is selling at Dillard’s! Check her out this weekend at an in-store signing. Full Story

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The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

March 7, 2008 08:40:00 Posted at March 7, 2008 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story


March 4, 2008 10:26:44 Posted at March 4, 2008 10:26:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With Nick Lachey is tacky ass bad and too much cleave. With John Mayer she wore her pants high-waisted, her face bloated, and everything else tranny. With Tony Romo, ever since Tony Romo, it’s been a whole new Jess. Proof of that is in the hair. The hair has not looked budget or ghetto weaved, not once. Full Story