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Hilary is not Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2008 07:01:05 May 27, 2008 07:01:05

There is a high waisted difference between the two… although the Duff does look better from the front than she does from the side, non? This is the catch, I think, with the high waist issue. Unless you’re ten feet tall, inevitably, there’s an angle that ends up being unflattering. Especially if big tits are involved. Full Story

Why Jess Gets No Respect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 06:18:35 May 26, 2008 06:18:35

Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a trenchcoat and a fresh bikini wax underneath. Full Story

Exit Romo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2008 10:37:03 May 14, 2008 10:37:03

Her reps are denying it but her reps also lie as often as Jennifer Aniston’s. Robin Leach was the first to report it  two weeks ago. What began as a romantic weekend in Vegas quickly turned sour as Jess and Tony both left town after a huge blowout that supposedly shook the foundations of their fragile love. Full Story

Why George is not the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 07:25:26 May 9, 2008 07:25:26

It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless of his romantic proclivities, is man enough to address it straight up. Full Story

The Difference of a Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:52:34 May 6, 2008 08:52:34

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

How Jessica Simpson F-cks up her Love Life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 09:02:18 April 30, 2008 09:02:18

Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life? Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo during the interview. Like… private. Full Story

Putting BigMouth to good use

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 13:00:53 April 21, 2008 13:00:53

It’s Tony Romo’s birthday today and he celebrated this weekend in Dallas at a club called Suite with his bombshell by his side. Jessica Simpson serenaded her man and then helped him eat his cake, using her well-trained tongue (thank you Johnny Knoxville) to lick the cream off his lips. Full Story

When She’s With Ken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2008 10:55:00 April 14, 2008 10:55:00

What is it about Ken Paves that he brings out Jessica’s tranny time and again? It’s not as bad as it’s been in the past but the signs are all there – the linebacker shoulders, those hermy-lookin’ legs, and also an air of tacky even with a trillion dollar bag and matching shoes. Full Story

Jess + Ken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2008 16:12:00 April 8, 2008 16:12:00

Thank you Ken Paves! It’s been a long time since Jessica Simpson was let loose – how lovely of Ken to amuse us by bringing her out. Can you think of one client who actually looks good after leaving his chair??? How does he stay in business??? Here are Jessica and Ken at a photo shoot for their cheap ass weave, manufactured of course for the same folks to who rock long fake nails and still wear their nude liner 2 shades darker than the lipstick. Full Story

The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:40:00 March 7, 2008 08:40:00

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story