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Tranny Game Jinx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 10:49:00 March 19, 2008 10:49:00

Tony Romo took away Jessica Simpson’s tranny. Crazy how you miss certain things, non? But it’s undeniable, Tony’s Jess is the best Jess since... well… since ever. And looking good is never bad. What’s bad is not winning. And Jess doesn’t win much. Last night was no exception. Full Story

Sold at Dillards!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 11:30:00 March 10, 2008 11:30:00

You know how I feel about Dillard’s. Click here for a refresher. Dillard’s. Dillard’s. Nothing says class like selling at Dillard’s. And Jessica Simpson is selling at Dillard’s! Check her out this weekend at an in-store signing. Full Story

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The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:40:00 March 7, 2008 08:40:00

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story

Best.Jess.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 10:26:44 March 4, 2008 10:26:44

With Nick Lachey is tacky ass bad and too much cleave. With John Mayer she wore her pants high-waisted, her face bloated, and everything else tranny. With Tony Romo, ever since Tony Romo, it’s been a whole new Jess. Proof of that is in the hair. The hair has not looked budget or ghetto weaved, not once. Full Story

Love in the Off Season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2008 07:12:52 March 3, 2008 07:12:52

It’s still months from training camp and Tony Romo is making the most of the off-season living the luxe life in LA. After being apart for a couple of days last week, Jessica and Tony reunited at the weekend and hit up Villa with her bestie Cacee Cobb. Then they dropped by Teddy’s before returning home. Full Story

Philanthropy or Strategery?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2008 05:26:30 February 28, 2008 05:26:30

So Jessica Simpson wrote on her site yesterday that she’s heading to Kuwait to perform for the troops. Somehow the paps immediately found her at the airport. Jess of course is providing a much needed boost to the morale of those stationed overseas – her vocal gymnastics is surely what they need to chill out, take their minds off fighting and warring for a change. Full Story

Reality for Country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 00:00:00 February 14, 2008 00:00:00

Jessica Simpson is working on a country album. On a larger scale, she’s also working on her career. Because, thanks to the efforts of her pimp ass perv of a father, her career is in the sh*thouse. At the height of her popularity though, she was the star of her very own reality tv show Newlyweds with ex husband Nick Lachey. Full Story

No Tranny for Tony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 00:00:00 February 12, 2008 00:00:00

Love them together. Jessica Simson and Tony Romo returned to LA from Hawaii after the Pro Bowl yesterday. As you can see, Jess’s plane gear is super cute. And it has been a long, long, long time since the Tranny came out to play. Rather, Tony’s Jess is a softer Jess. And also much less skanky. Full Story

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Jess Goes to the Pro Bowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

Tony Romo played in the Pro Bowl yesterday and Jessica Simpson tagged along for yet another weekend holiday, not wanting to be away from her man during a testosterone-fueled weekend in Hawaii. Here they are arriving at their hotel Saturday looking super cute. Holy sh*t her cans are massive! And how will the totally unproven, winless in the playoffs, 6 year, 67 million dollar Romo spend his off season? Bet your big Texas tits there will be at least 2 more vacations to come. Full Story

Carb Face in Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 14:58:02 January 31, 2008 14:58:02

Nick Lachey is very, very nice. Very well mannered, very professional, seemingly intelligent, and surprisingly well spoken. I think it would be hard not to like him. Quivering for him, however, is another matter entirely. But there were many people quivering for him last night at Matt Leinart’s party, our second party of the evening, also in support of a charitable cause. Full Story