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Sold at Dillards!

March 10, 2008 11:30:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 11:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know how I feel about Dillard’s. Click here for a refresher. Dillard’s. Dillard’s. Nothing says class like selling at Dillard’s. And Jessica Simpson is selling at Dillard’s! Check her out this weekend at an in-store signing. Full Story

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The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

March 7, 2008 08:40:00 Posted at March 7, 2008 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story

Best.Jess.Ever

March 4, 2008 10:26:44 Posted at March 4, 2008 10:26:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With Nick Lachey is tacky ass bad and too much cleave. With John Mayer she wore her pants high-waisted, her face bloated, and everything else tranny. With Tony Romo, ever since Tony Romo, it’s been a whole new Jess. Proof of that is in the hair. The hair has not looked budget or ghetto weaved, not once. Full Story

Love in the Off Season

March 3, 2008 07:12:52 Posted at March 3, 2008 07:12:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s still months from training camp and Tony Romo is making the most of the off-season living the luxe life in LA. After being apart for a couple of days last week, Jessica and Tony reunited at the weekend and hit up Villa with her bestie Cacee Cobb. Then they dropped by Teddy’s before returning home. Full Story

Philanthropy or Strategery?

February 28, 2008 05:26:30 Posted at February 28, 2008 05:26:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Jessica Simpson wrote on her site yesterday that she’s heading to Kuwait to perform for the troops. Somehow the paps immediately found her at the airport. Jess of course is providing a much needed boost to the morale of those stationed overseas – her vocal gymnastics is surely what they need to chill out, take their minds off fighting and warring for a change. Full Story

Reality for Country

February 14, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson is working on a country album. On a larger scale, she’s also working on her career. Because, thanks to the efforts of her pimp ass perv of a father, her career is in the sh*thouse. At the height of her popularity though, she was the star of her very own reality tv show Newlyweds with ex husband Nick Lachey. Full Story

No Tranny for Tony

February 12, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love them together. Jessica Simson and Tony Romo returned to LA from Hawaii after the Pro Bowl yesterday. As you can see, Jess’s plane gear is super cute. And it has been a long, long, long time since the Tranny came out to play. Rather, Tony’s Jess is a softer Jess. And also much less skanky. Full Story

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Jess Goes to the Pro Bowl

February 11, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 11, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo played in the Pro Bowl yesterday and Jessica Simpson tagged along for yet another weekend holiday, not wanting to be away from her man during a testosterone-fueled weekend in Hawaii. Here they are arriving at their hotel Saturday looking super cute. Holy sh*t her cans are massive! And how will the totally unproven, winless in the playoffs, 6 year, 67 million dollar Romo spend his off season? Bet your big Texas tits there will be at least 2 more vacations to come. Full Story

Carb Face in Person

January 31, 2008 14:58:02 Posted at January 31, 2008 14:58:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nick Lachey is very, very nice. Very well mannered, very professional, seemingly intelligent, and surprisingly well spoken. I think it would be hard not to like him. Quivering for him, however, is another matter entirely. But there were many people quivering for him last night at Matt Leinart’s party, our second party of the evening, also in support of a charitable cause. Full Story

Good Hair and Happy

January 31, 2008 08:05:56 Posted at January 31, 2008 08:05:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too. Romo has a better effect on her than she does on him, non? Professionally, that is. Full Story