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Carb Face in Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 14:58:02 January 31, 2008 14:58:02

Nick Lachey is very, very nice. Very well mannered, very professional, seemingly intelligent, and surprisingly well spoken. I think it would be hard not to like him. Quivering for him, however, is another matter entirely. But there were many people quivering for him last night at Matt Leinart’s party, our second party of the evening, also in support of a charitable cause. Full Story

Good Hair and Happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 08:05:56 January 31, 2008 08:05:56

Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too. Romo has a better effect on her than she does on him, non? Professionally, that is. Full Story

Pro Jess & Romo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 08:23:42 January 29, 2008 08:23:42

It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset Strip after a boozy evening, she’s a tacky cheeseball as usual, and with his open shirt and hair plug hairstyle, Tony is half a Guido. Full Story

Friday, January 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Joe Simpson has ordered a legal attack on OK! Magazine for daring to suggest that his daughter Jessica was on the receiving end of a second dump and run. According to the magazine, Tony Romo is looking to escape, just like John Mayer did last year… obviously not an image Jessica is comfortable being labelled with: the girl that no man can stand for long.

This is what happens when your pimp father manages your career and sells you as a bimbo.

Thank you for all your recent messages. Please click here to refer to #2 in the FAQ regarding Sad Smut vs Fun Smut. I have already briefly addressed the passing in a post when the news first broke. If you are interested in receiving hourly updates on the situation, TMZ.com is doing a marvellous job of feeding that frenzy. Am sorry to disappoint you. Please forgive?

Friday, all day posting, check back often.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy 40th Birthday Kathy M!

PPS. Regarding the Lainey Lurv Facebook group and your emails about where it went. I don’t use Facebook so I’ve no idea how it works. The creator of the group however passed on to me the news that it’s alive and thriving, only for some reason not turning up with a search. No clue how to find it but it’s still there and members can access no problem and apparently they’re all over the blind riddles.

PPPS. Good luck to Joan and co., supporting Women Against Violence Again Women and the Tri City Women’s Resource Society with a special performance of The Vagina Monologues – hope to see you on March 1st!

PPPPS. Jon Bon Jovi is not the uninterrupted cheater. On cheese factor, you were closer to home with James Blunt.

Yoko & Romo: Over???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 00:00:00 January 23, 2008 00:00:00

OK Magazine is reporting that Tony is trying to squirm out of his relationship with Jessica Simpson, apparently realising finally that she’s too high maintenance to handle, especially since she comes with an entire family, including a pervy papa pimp for a father. Full Story

Bootycalling on his Blog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 06:00:23 January 16, 2008 06:00:23

Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that it only took her 6 months to get over him. Full Story

Papa Perv F*cks Up Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 10:50:52 January 15, 2008 10:50:52

Jessica Simpson’s career is in deep sh*t. She can’t sell a movie, she can’t sell pop music so she’s trying her hand at country music… but now Texas hates her ass. And if her home state hates her ass, how the hell is she going to move a country record? Blame Joe Simpson. Full Story

Pissing Douche on the Loose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 13:54:12 January 9, 2008 13:54:12

John Mayer is single again! According to People, after dating FNL’s Minka Kelly for a few months, the two have now broken up. Looks like Minka came to her senses. How do you go from Taylor Kitsch dripping sweat all over you to John Mayer pulling out his pee and showering you with his piss? Actually…John Mayer seems like that guy who dumps you and then calls you again when he finds out you’re dating someone else. Full Story

Simpsons Holiday: Distraction or Relaxation?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2008 00:00:00 January 7, 2008 00:00:00

Jessica Simpson and pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson and her mother and her friends took Tony Romo to Cabo this weekend for a little R&R. Apparently Jess and Tony were seen rubbing each other’s asses, very affectionate with each other and very friendly with her parents. Ew. They also enjoyed the services of a personal chef. Full Story

How to Help Your Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 04:37:01 January 2, 2008 04:37:01

Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel, by profession and genetic jackpot, understandably one of the most narcissistic creatures on the planet. And still, Gisele is capable of putting her ego away when a game is on the line. When her man Tom Brady needs to focus on the job, Gisele knows it’s not her time. Full Story

Worse than Gigli

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2007 00:00:00 December 24, 2007 00:00:00

You didn’t think it was possible, did you? For a movie to bomb harder than Gigli? Not surprisingly, Papa Pervy Pimp Joe Simpson has managed to earn the dubious distinction and he is managing his daughter’s career straight into the sh*tter. Jessica’s film Blonde Ambition was released in 8 theatres in Texas this weekend with a per theatre average of just $227 over three days, grossing only $1,251. Full Story