Jessica Simpson Gossip
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Ok now I feel badly for her just a little. Seems like Jessica Simpson can do no right post-divorce. She makes a record, it suck ass. She makes a movie…several movies…they suck ass too. She finds a boyfriend…he pees on her, is embarrassed of her, and breaks up with her because his fans hate her. Full Story
Prior to yesterday, Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys’ only loss of the year came at the hands of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots who’ve not bowed to anyone and are two wins from achieving the perfect season. But then Jessica Simpson (see below) shows up with Papa Perv in the stands, primping and posing for the cameras, and the Cowboys totally tank a game they should have won. Snort.
Athletes are more superstitious than Chinese people. Don’t be surprised if Jess gets the boot. Trust.
Britney’s Piece of Me video – did you watch? Thoughts? More on that later.
Monday, am online all day, check back back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is NOT on Holiday Detox. Also NOT Angelina Jolie.
By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could never have lasted. One look at them while they were together makes it plainly obvious: John was ashamed the entire time. Full Story
Not exactly a shocker but still… given that her last album tanked, there is no way Joe Simpson can explain this away. Or save his daughter’s career. Blonde Ambition is going straight to DVD on January 22. Because it sucks ass. Because her father keeps lining projects up for her that suck ass. Full Story
Counting down. And my friend Deano reminded me today that this is the time of year for Lists best and worst. So from now til end of month, random memorable moments of the year as they come to me…starting off today with my favourite, favourite, favourite photo of 2007, hands down. Remember Jessica Simpson in high waisted pants? Remember this? Remember how you laughed? Don’t lie! You f&cking loved it! And see you in hell. Full Story
News broke yesterday that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo spent Thanksgiving weekend together and shared Thanksgiving dinner with her family - information disseminated undoubtedly thanks to her perv of a father. Just 5 days later we now hear Jess has already taken to calling Tony “my man” and telling friends that “they’re dating” – this of course is Us Weekly’s latest headline. Full Story
People.com is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo shared Thanksgiving dinner together this weekend (surrounded by her family) celebrating the Cowboys’ big win over the NY Jets going 10 and 1 for the first time in franchise history setting up a killer match up next Sunday against the Packers, also 10 and 1. Full Story
Last night at the ACE Awards – Mandy Moore (Right) and Jessica Simpson (Wrong and Tranny). This dress looks like leopard brocade. And brocade is just so old. And Jess is not old. She is young, she is vibrant, she has the worst taste ever, and she is addicted to hairspray. It’s not the most flattering look, is it? By contrast, Mandy Moore is delightful in flattering black and Louboutins – what else does a girl need? Love the subdued makeup, love that her hair actually moved, love that she has kept her curves and refuses to stop eating – or “hypnosis” as Lily Allen likes to call it. Full Story
Seriously…her face is freakin’ me out. Jessica Simpson turned up at Macy’s in NYC to hawk her accessories line the other day looking like she’s had more work done. Two months ago it was the nose. Now something’s going on around the eyes, the brows, the forehead, even the mouth… as if every time she breaks up with a boy she goes straight to the plastic surgeon’s. Full Story
Maroon 5’s Adam Levine as Brad from Fight Club for Halloween, pretty much pissing on Pitt’s legacy. As if. As if a helium-voiced little douche could come close to the quiveration. Maybe, just maybe, if he could actually perform live. But as it so happens, Adam’s ball-less screeches fall far short of the hotness, though his ego is still inflated from f&cking Jessica Simpson last year. Full Story