Jessica Simpson Gossip

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Learn from Brady & Bundchen

December 19, 2007 15:11:25 Posted at December 19, 2007 15:11:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok now I feel badly for her just a little. Seems like Jessica Simpson can do no right post-divorce. She makes a record, it suck ass. She makes a movie…several movies…they suck ass too. She finds a boyfriend…he pees on her, is embarrassed of her, and breaks up with her because his fans hate her. Full Story

Monday, December 17, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Prior to yesterday, Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys’ only loss of the year came at the hands of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots who’ve not bowed to anyone and are two wins from achieving the perfect season. But then Jessica Simpson (see below) shows up with Papa Perv in the stands, primping and posing for the cameras, and the Cowboys totally tank a game they should have won. Snort.

Athletes are more superstitious than Chinese people. Don’t be surprised if Jess gets the boot. Trust.

Britney’s Piece of Me video – did you watch? Thoughts? More on that later.

Monday, am online all day, check back back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is NOT on Holiday Detox. Also NOT Angelina Jolie.

Aniston’s Worst Insult

December 13, 2007 13:01:58 Posted at December 13, 2007 13:01:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Janice Min must be mad at Stephen Huvane again. Because this week’s cover of Us Weekly features Brad and Angelina as couple of the year and now on the magazine’s website, the most hilarious poll: Full Story

John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could never have lasted. One look at them while they were together makes it plainly obvious: John was ashamed the entire time. Full Story

Fire Your Father

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not exactly a shocker but still… given that her last album tanked, there is no way Joe Simpson can explain this away. Or save his daughter’s career. Blonde Ambition is going straight to DVD on January 22. Because it sucks ass. Because her father keeps lining projects up for her that suck ass. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Best of 2007

December 6, 2007 14:48:03 Posted at December 6, 2007 14:48:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Counting down. And my friend Deano reminded me today that this is the time of year for Lists best and worst. So from now til end of month, random memorable moments of the year as they come to me…starting off today with my favourite, favourite, favourite photo of 2007, hands down. Remember Jessica Simpson in high waisted pants? Remember this? Remember how you laughed? Don’t lie! You f&cking loved it! And see you in hell. Full Story

How To Lose a Guy in 5 Days

November 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

News broke yesterday that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo spent Thanksgiving weekend together and shared Thanksgiving dinner with her family - information disseminated undoubtedly thanks to her perv of a father. Just 5 days later we now hear Jess has already taken to calling Tony “my man” and telling friends that “they’re dating” – this of course is Us Weekly’s latest headline. Full Story

Papa Pimp Back at Work

November 26, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 26, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People.com is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo shared Thanksgiving dinner together this weekend (surrounded by her family) celebrating the Cowboys’ big win over the NY Jets going 10 and 1 for the first time in franchise history setting up a killer match up next Sunday against the Packers, also 10 and 1. Full Story

Right and Wrong and Tranny

November 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the ACE Awards – Mandy Moore (Right) and Jessica Simpson (Wrong and Tranny). This dress looks like leopard brocade. And brocade is just so old. And Jess is not old. She is young, she is vibrant, she has the worst taste ever, and she is addicted to hairspray. It’s not the most flattering look, is it? By contrast, Mandy Moore is delightful in flattering black and Louboutins – what else does a girl need? Love the subdued makeup, love that her hair actually moved, love that she has kept her curves and refuses to stop eating – or “hypnosis” as Lily Allen likes to call it. Full Story

Tranny at Macy’s

November 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…her face is freakin’ me out. Jessica Simpson turned up at Macy’s in NYC to hawk her accessories line the other day looking like she’s had more work done. Two months ago it was the nose. Now something’s going on around the eyes, the brows, the forehead, even the mouth… as if every time she breaks up with a boy she goes straight to the plastic surgeon’s. Full Story

Lacking

November 1, 2007 14:24:19 Posted at November 1, 2007 14:24:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maroon 5’s Adam Levine as Brad from Fight Club for Halloween, pretty much pissing on Pitt’s legacy. As if. As if a helium-voiced little douche could come close to the quiveration. Maybe, just maybe, if he could actually perform live. But as it so happens, Adam’s ball-less screeches fall far short of the hotness, though his ego is still inflated from f&cking Jessica Simpson last year. Full Story