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John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could never have lasted. One look at them while they were together makes it plainly obvious: John was ashamed the entire time. Full Story

Fire Your Father

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not exactly a shocker but still… given that her last album tanked, there is no way Joe Simpson can explain this away. Or save his daughter’s career. Blonde Ambition is going straight to DVD on January 22. Because it sucks ass. Because her father keeps lining projects up for her that suck ass. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Best of 2007

December 6, 2007 14:48:03 Posted at December 6, 2007 14:48:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Counting down. And my friend Deano reminded me today that this is the time of year for Lists best and worst. So from now til end of month, random memorable moments of the year as they come to me…starting off today with my favourite, favourite, favourite photo of 2007, hands down. Remember Jessica Simpson in high waisted pants? Remember this? Remember how you laughed? Don’t lie! You f&cking loved it! And see you in hell. Full Story

How To Lose a Guy in 5 Days

November 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

News broke yesterday that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo spent Thanksgiving weekend together and shared Thanksgiving dinner with her family - information disseminated undoubtedly thanks to her perv of a father. Just 5 days later we now hear Jess has already taken to calling Tony “my man” and telling friends that “they’re dating” – this of course is Us Weekly’s latest headline. Full Story

Papa Pimp Back at Work

November 26, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 26, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo shared Thanksgiving dinner together this weekend (surrounded by her family) celebrating the Cowboys’ big win over the NY Jets going 10 and 1 for the first time in franchise history setting up a killer match up next Sunday against the Packers, also 10 and 1. Full Story

Right and Wrong and Tranny

November 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the ACE Awards – Mandy Moore (Right) and Jessica Simpson (Wrong and Tranny). This dress looks like leopard brocade. And brocade is just so old. And Jess is not old. She is young, she is vibrant, she has the worst taste ever, and she is addicted to hairspray. It’s not the most flattering look, is it? By contrast, Mandy Moore is delightful in flattering black and Louboutins – what else does a girl need? Love the subdued makeup, love that her hair actually moved, love that she has kept her curves and refuses to stop eating – or “hypnosis” as Lily Allen likes to call it. Full Story

Tranny at Macy’s

November 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…her face is freakin’ me out. Jessica Simpson turned up at Macy’s in NYC to hawk her accessories line the other day looking like she’s had more work done. Two months ago it was the nose. Now something’s going on around the eyes, the brows, the forehead, even the mouth… as if every time she breaks up with a boy she goes straight to the plastic surgeon’s. Full Story


November 1, 2007 14:24:19 Posted at November 1, 2007 14:24:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maroon 5’s Adam Levine as Brad from Fight Club for Halloween, pretty much pissing on Pitt’s legacy. As if. As if a helium-voiced little douche could come close to the quiveration. Maybe, just maybe, if he could actually perform live. But as it so happens, Adam’s ball-less screeches fall far short of the hotness, though his ego is still inflated from f&cking Jessica Simpson last year. Full Story

Three Whiskers Gets Off

October 26, 2007 13:07:33 Posted at October 26, 2007 13:07:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Orly Bloomie will not be charged with hit and run stemming from an accident last week in which he crashed into a parked car, blaming the paps, and then proceeded to walk away from the scene as his friend lay bleeding in the backseat until a photographer advised him to turn his sh-t around. Three Whiskers then promptly returned to play the concerned citizen and act the victim. Full Story

Cuddling up to Country

October 26, 2007 08:19:32 Posted at October 26, 2007 08:19:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Smartest move she’s ever made. Or smartest move Pervy Papa Joe has ever made. Jessica Simpson is going country and in planning on recording a country album for her next release, which is why she’s been ingratiating herself into the community. Check out her out last night looking surprisingly un-tranny at the CMT Giants salute to Hank Williams Jr. Full Story

Tranny on her Way

October 25, 2007 08:57:38 Posted at October 25, 2007 08:57:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson has reunited with her Main Mo Ken Paves – last night at the Frederick’s of Hollywood fashion show – and this can only mean one thing: Return of the Tran. Slowly but surely…even, though she didn’t look quite so man, indeed she’s looked a hell of a lot worse… the unmistakable signs are there: the clothes are suddenly tighter, the legs are stockier, the hair is hooker, and her face is starting to take on the grotesque proportions usually seen on a drag queen. Full Story