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Three Whiskers and a Tranny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 06:32:57 October 12, 2007 06:32:57

So says OK! Magazine. I call bullsh-t but since it"s Friday...let"s just pretend, shall we? Wednesday night, at an event at Paramount Studios, Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy were performing. Three Whiskers Orly apparently snuck in with Jessica Simpson who came to see Ashlee. The two stayed backstage for 20 minutes and then left… together. Full Story

Black Mutes the Tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 08:32:19 October 4, 2007 08:32:19

Jessica Simpson should wear black more often, non? She looks lovely when she’s toned down - without the tacky big hair, without her tits spilling everywhere. For someone with such extreme features, black is her great equaliser. Black tames the trash and softens up her tranny. Check it out – though there’s still an odd tightness around her face, Jess out for dinner last night was right from head to toe. Full Story

Tranny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 09:31:27 October 3, 2007 09:31:27

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman meet Tranny Freeze Jessica Simpson. We were talking about it the other night… it’s undeniable now. Something is UP with her face. And it’s a pattern we detected: Jessica Simpson’s break up surgery. After every failed relationship, she goes straight for the needle. Full Story

Rarely At The Same Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2007 06:26:44 September 27, 2007 06:26:44

Rarely do both Simpson sisters look good together. Ashlee has been looking great for a while. Jessica’s taken longer to get there. But now that Harley Pasternak seems to be winning the war over Ken Paves, Jess is coming around. Here they are leaving lunch the other day, each with their own distinctive style, each looking pretty cute. Full Story

Noses and Ripped Clothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:56:56 September 26, 2007 10:56:56

Seriously, this perv gets creepier all the time. Joe Simpson, interview with Roger Friedman. Joe is currently producing a new television series starring Angie Harmon. This breaks my heart. I adore Angie Harmon. Maybe it’s a Texas thing? No matter. The point is the douche has created for himself quite a career on the backs, or fronts, or noses of his children. Full Story

Rubbing Off Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 08:49:34 September 21, 2007 08:49:34

He cut her loose but it looks like Jessica Simpson left something behind… her cheese and her orange fake tan. Check out John Mayer last night at the VH1 Save the Music gala last night. Performing on cruise ships, now happily rockin’ the foundation, more and more it’s becoming evident: he and Jess really were well suited. Full Story

Better than Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2007 10:09:46 September 20, 2007 10:09:46

As hilarious as this is – Jessica Simpson trying to act – I’d STILL take it any day over Rossum. Yes indeed. Jessica Simpson, tranny or not, trumps Emmy Rossum. So here’s Jess at work on the set of Major Movie Star yesterday. Full Story

Clash of the Simpsons in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 07:05:58 September 6, 2007 07:05:58

Ashlee Simpson arriving for Fashion Week. Kinda generic-looking with the new nose but pleasant to look at all the same. Pleasant is a good thing. Pleasant is not an eyesore. Pleasant is also not Jessica Simpson. Have a look – Jessica Simpson also in NYC leaving Nobu yesterday. Problem with Jessica is that everything about her is a full on assault - the lips, the tits, the linebacker arms, and I didn’t know people still wore those one piece leotard things… Really? Girl better step up her A game, if it exists, and fast. Full Story

Man in White

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 08:00:24 September 4, 2007 08:00:24

Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with Vivica A Fox. I know she’s trying…I feel badly for being mean. But there are some girls, you know? Some girls who will always be just a shade off no matter how diligent their efforts. In her case, the fitter she gets, the more the Mantran comes out, poor thing. Full Story

Worse Than Hair Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’s supposed to be a serious one too. Full Story

The Pimp turns down Porn???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Now this is a story for a Friday… Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn star with the promise that it would earn her an Oscar but "I was like, "Eh, we"ll just buy a [statue of a] little-man and keep our clothes on. Full Story