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Chicken Fried Injected

October 22, 2007 06:38:52 Posted at October 22, 2007 06:38:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somehow she managed to get her children back after her visitation was suspended last week when random drug testers were unable to reach her. Apparently she made herself available – how considerate – and was seen at the weekend driving her kids around with a court appointed monitor and also a set of extra large lips. Full Story

Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing?

October 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled a hit and run. So he stayed. Full Story

Three Whiskers and a Tranny?

October 12, 2007 06:32:57 Posted at October 12, 2007 06:32:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So says OK! Magazine. I call bullsh-t but since it"s Friday...let"s just pretend, shall we? Wednesday night, at an event at Paramount Studios, Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy were performing. Three Whiskers Orly apparently snuck in with Jessica Simpson who came to see Ashlee. The two stayed backstage for 20 minutes and then left… together. Full Story

Black Mutes the Tranny

October 4, 2007 08:32:19 Posted at October 4, 2007 08:32:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson should wear black more often, non? She looks lovely when she’s toned down - without the tacky big hair, without her tits spilling everywhere. For someone with such extreme features, black is her great equaliser. Black tames the trash and softens up her tranny. Check it out – though there’s still an odd tightness around her face, Jess out for dinner last night was right from head to toe. Full Story

Tranny Freeze

October 3, 2007 09:31:27 Posted at October 3, 2007 09:31:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman meet Tranny Freeze Jessica Simpson. We were talking about it the other night… it’s undeniable now. Something is UP with her face. And it’s a pattern we detected: Jessica Simpson’s break up surgery. After every failed relationship, she goes straight for the needle. Full Story

Rarely At The Same Time

September 27, 2007 06:26:44 Posted at September 27, 2007 06:26:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rarely do both Simpson sisters look good together. Ashlee has been looking great for a while. Jessica’s taken longer to get there. But now that Harley Pasternak seems to be winning the war over Ken Paves, Jess is coming around. Here they are leaving lunch the other day, each with their own distinctive style, each looking pretty cute. Full Story

Noses and Ripped Clothing

September 26, 2007 10:56:56 Posted at September 26, 2007 10:56:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously, this perv gets creepier all the time. Joe Simpson, interview with Roger Friedman. Joe is currently producing a new television series starring Angie Harmon. This breaks my heart. I adore Angie Harmon. Maybe it’s a Texas thing? No matter. The point is the douche has created for himself quite a career on the backs, or fronts, or noses of his children. Full Story

Rubbing Off Orange

September 21, 2007 08:49:34 Posted at September 21, 2007 08:49:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He cut her loose but it looks like Jessica Simpson left something behind… her cheese and her orange fake tan. Check out John Mayer last night at the VH1 Save the Music gala last night. Performing on cruise ships, now happily rockin’ the foundation, more and more it’s becoming evident: he and Jess really were well suited. Full Story

Better than Rossum

September 20, 2007 10:09:46 Posted at September 20, 2007 10:09:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As hilarious as this is – Jessica Simpson trying to act – I’d STILL take it any day over Rossum. Yes indeed. Jessica Simpson, tranny or not, trumps Emmy Rossum. So here’s Jess at work on the set of Major Movie Star yesterday. Full Story

Freeze Face Trumps Tranny?

September 19, 2007 07:41:12 Posted at September 19, 2007 07:41:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Harley’s back! Tranny’s gone! Check out Jessica Simpson the other day wearing super short daisy dukes and cute little top hiked up to show off a fit, taut, and toned body courtesy of celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak, whose influence always reverses Ken Paves’ cheap and trashy effect. Full Story

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One Good Decision

September 12, 2007 08:09:35 Posted at September 12, 2007 08:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many are saying it was a bad move but in the stinking mess that Britney left behind at the VMAs, at least she had the sense to say no to Ken Paves. Because going from being a trainwreck to a trainwreck AND a tranny would certainly eliminate all hope. People is reporting that Britney was supposed to have new extensions put in by 2 of Ken’s female stylists. Full Story