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Tranny at Macy’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Seriously…her face is freakin’ me out. Jessica Simpson turned up at Macy’s in NYC to hawk her accessories line the other day looking like she’s had more work done. Two months ago it was the nose. Now something’s going on around the eyes, the brows, the forehead, even the mouth… as if every time she breaks up with a boy she goes straight to the plastic surgeon’s. Full Story

Lacking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 14:24:19 November 1, 2007 14:24:19

Maroon 5’s Adam Levine as Brad from Fight Club for Halloween, pretty much pissing on Pitt’s legacy. As if. As if a helium-voiced little douche could come close to the quiveration. Maybe, just maybe, if he could actually perform live. But as it so happens, Adam’s ball-less screeches fall far short of the hotness, though his ego is still inflated from f&cking Jessica Simpson last year. Full Story

Three Whiskers Gets Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 13:07:33 October 26, 2007 13:07:33

Orly Bloomie will not be charged with hit and run stemming from an accident last week in which he crashed into a parked car, blaming the paps, and then proceeded to walk away from the scene as his friend lay bleeding in the backseat until a photographer advised him to turn his sh-t around. Three Whiskers then promptly returned to play the concerned citizen and act the victim. Full Story

Cuddling up to Country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 08:19:32 October 26, 2007 08:19:32

Smartest move she’s ever made. Or smartest move Pervy Papa Joe has ever made. Jessica Simpson is going country and in planning on recording a country album for her next release, which is why she’s been ingratiating herself into the community. Check out her out last night looking surprisingly un-tranny at the CMT Giants salute to Hank Williams Jr. Full Story

Tranny on her Way

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 08:57:38 October 25, 2007 08:57:38

Jessica Simpson has reunited with her Main Mo Ken Paves – last night at the Frederick’s of Hollywood fashion show – and this can only mean one thing: Return of the Tran. Slowly but surely…even, though she didn’t look quite so man, indeed she’s looked a hell of a lot worse… the unmistakable signs are there: the clothes are suddenly tighter, the legs are stockier, the hair is hooker, and her face is starting to take on the grotesque proportions usually seen on a drag queen. Full Story

Chicken Fried Injected

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 06:38:52 October 22, 2007 06:38:52

Somehow she managed to get her children back after her visitation was suspended last week when random drug testers were unable to reach her. Apparently she made herself available – how considerate – and was seen at the weekend driving her kids around with a court appointed monitor and also a set of extra large lips. Full Story

Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled a hit and run. So he stayed. Full Story

Three Whiskers and a Tranny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 06:32:57 October 12, 2007 06:32:57

So says OK! Magazine. I call bullsh-t but since it"s Friday...let"s just pretend, shall we? Wednesday night, at an event at Paramount Studios, Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy were performing. Three Whiskers Orly apparently snuck in with Jessica Simpson who came to see Ashlee. The two stayed backstage for 20 minutes and then left… together. Full Story

Black Mutes the Tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 08:32:19 October 4, 2007 08:32:19

Jessica Simpson should wear black more often, non? She looks lovely when she’s toned down - without the tacky big hair, without her tits spilling everywhere. For someone with such extreme features, black is her great equaliser. Black tames the trash and softens up her tranny. Check it out – though there’s still an odd tightness around her face, Jess out for dinner last night was right from head to toe. Full Story

Tranny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 09:31:27 October 3, 2007 09:31:27

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman meet Tranny Freeze Jessica Simpson. We were talking about it the other night… it’s undeniable now. Something is UP with her face. And it’s a pattern we detected: Jessica Simpson’s break up surgery. After every failed relationship, she goes straight for the needle. Full Story

Rarely At The Same Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2007 06:26:44 September 27, 2007 06:26:44

Rarely do both Simpson sisters look good together. Ashlee has been looking great for a while. Jessica’s taken longer to get there. But now that Harley Pasternak seems to be winning the war over Ken Paves, Jess is coming around. Here they are leaving lunch the other day, each with their own distinctive style, each looking pretty cute. Full Story