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Noses and Ripped Clothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:56:56 September 26, 2007 10:56:56

Seriously, this perv gets creepier all the time. Joe Simpson, interview with Roger Friedman. Joe is currently producing a new television series starring Angie Harmon. This breaks my heart. I adore Angie Harmon. Maybe it’s a Texas thing? No matter. The point is the douche has created for himself quite a career on the backs, or fronts, or noses of his children. Full Story

Rubbing Off Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 08:49:34 September 21, 2007 08:49:34

He cut her loose but it looks like Jessica Simpson left something behind… her cheese and her orange fake tan. Check out John Mayer last night at the VH1 Save the Music gala last night. Performing on cruise ships, now happily rockin’ the foundation, more and more it’s becoming evident: he and Jess really were well suited. Full Story

Better than Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2007 10:09:46 September 20, 2007 10:09:46

As hilarious as this is – Jessica Simpson trying to act – I’d STILL take it any day over Rossum. Yes indeed. Jessica Simpson, tranny or not, trumps Emmy Rossum. So here’s Jess at work on the set of Major Movie Star yesterday. Full Story

Freeze Face Trumps Tranny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 07:41:12 September 19, 2007 07:41:12

Harley’s back! Tranny’s gone! Check out Jessica Simpson the other day wearing super short daisy dukes and cute little top hiked up to show off a fit, taut, and toned body courtesy of celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak, whose influence always reverses Ken Paves’ cheap and trashy effect. Full Story

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One Good Decision

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2007 08:09:35 September 12, 2007 08:09:35

Many are saying it was a bad move but in the stinking mess that Britney left behind at the VMAs, at least she had the sense to say no to Ken Paves. Because going from being a trainwreck to a trainwreck AND a tranny would certainly eliminate all hope. People is reporting that Britney was supposed to have new extensions put in by 2 of Ken’s female stylists. Full Story

Clash of the Simpsons in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 07:05:58 September 6, 2007 07:05:58

Ashlee Simpson arriving for Fashion Week. Kinda generic-looking with the new nose but pleasant to look at all the same. Pleasant is a good thing. Pleasant is not an eyesore. Pleasant is also not Jessica Simpson. Have a look – Tranny Simpson also in NYC leaving Nobu yesterday. Problem with Jessica is that everything about her is a full on assault - the lips, the tits, the linebacker arms, and I didn’t know people still wore those one piece leotard things… Really? Girl better step up her A game, if it exists, and fast. Full Story

Man in White

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 08:00:24 September 4, 2007 08:00:24

Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with Vivica A Fox. I know she’s trying…I feel badly for being mean. But there are some girls, you know? Some girls who will always be just a shade off no matter how diligent their efforts. In her case, the fitter she gets, the more the Mantran comes out, poor thing. Full Story

Tranny Shoulders, Hooker Heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2007 13:23:50 August 27, 2007 13:23:50

Jessica Simpson is a sweet girl. I’ve met her, I’ve spoken with her, she’s not a bitch like Alba, though I suppose all hags probably have some measure of intelligence, of which Jessica Simpson is in short supply. But still… being that she’s not a total cow, I feel badly on occasions when she tries so hard, and still, and still after all her efforts comes up ManTran. Full Story

Fit Hot or Fit Tranny Linebacker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 00:00:00 August 23, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Simpson on the set of her next cinematic piece of sh-t Major Movie Star. As you can see, Jess has been training hard for the role. Physical fitness is a good thing, yes. But given that she looks like a tranny when she’s not so buff, can you imagine the over-tranny when she is so buff? Or maybe it’s just me. Full Story

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Worse Than Hair Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’s supposed to be a serious one too. Full Story

The Pimp turns down Porn???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Now this is a story for a Friday… Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn star with the promise that it would earn her an Oscar but "I was like, "Eh, we"ll just buy a [statue of a] little-man and keep our clothes on. Full Story