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One Good Decision

September 12, 2007 08:09:35 Posted at September 12, 2007 08:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many are saying it was a bad move but in the stinking mess that Britney left behind at the VMAs, at least she had the sense to say no to Ken Paves. Because going from being a trainwreck to a trainwreck AND a tranny would certainly eliminate all hope. People is reporting that Britney was supposed to have new extensions put in by 2 of Ken’s female stylists. Full Story

Clash of the Simpsons in NYC

September 6, 2007 07:05:58 Posted at September 6, 2007 07:05:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashlee Simpson arriving for Fashion Week. Kinda generic-looking with the new nose but pleasant to look at all the same. Pleasant is a good thing. Pleasant is not an eyesore. Pleasant is also not Jessica Simpson. Have a look – Tranny Simpson also in NYC leaving Nobu yesterday. Problem with Jessica is that everything about her is a full on assault - the lips, the tits, the linebacker arms, and I didn’t know people still wore those one piece leotard things… Really? Girl better step up her A game, if it exists, and fast. Full Story

Man in White

September 4, 2007 08:00:24 Posted at September 4, 2007 08:00:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with Vivica A Fox. I know she’s trying…I feel badly for being mean. But there are some girls, you know? Some girls who will always be just a shade off no matter how diligent their efforts. In her case, the fitter she gets, the more the Mantran comes out, poor thing. Full Story

Tranny Shoulders, Hooker Heels

August 27, 2007 13:23:50 Posted at August 27, 2007 13:23:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson is a sweet girl. I’ve met her, I’ve spoken with her, she’s not a bitch like Alba, though I suppose all hags probably have some measure of intelligence, of which Jessica Simpson is in short supply. But still… being that she’s not a total cow, I feel badly on occasions when she tries so hard, and still, and still after all her efforts comes up ManTran. Full Story

Fit Hot or Fit Tranny Linebacker?

August 23, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 23, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson on the set of her next cinematic piece of sh-t Major Movie Star. As you can see, Jess has been training hard for the role. Physical fitness is a good thing, yes. But given that she looks like a tranny when she’s not so buff, can you imagine the over-tranny when she is so buff? Or maybe it’s just me. Full Story

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Worse Than Hair Weave

August 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’s supposed to be a serious one too. Full Story

The Pimp turns down Porn???

July 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now this is a story for a Friday… Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn star with the promise that it would earn her an Oscar but "I was like, "Eh, we"ll just buy a [statue of a] little-man and keep our clothes on. Full Story

The New John Mayer

July 18, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 18, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bitterly disappointing his fans when he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and literally pissed all over her, the man behind limp dick pseudo-sensitive songs like Wonderland and Daughters decided to tap the emptiest blonde in Hollywood, disillusioning supporters and supposedly taking a hit in ticket sales. Full Story

Diaz and the Desperates

July 18, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 18, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new cover of Us Weekly examining why Hollywood’s most eligible women can’t find love. Jennifer Aniston – easy,she’s pathetic. Jessica Simpson – also easy. She’s a tranny. Two Desperates who can only be defined by a Man. But Cameron Diaz? Does Cameron Diaz deserve the same categorisation? Does she deserve to be lumped in with the weakness when of all things, Cam is clearly not weak? Besides, since when did being single suck more than being compared to Aniston and Simpson? Seriously… source Full Story

Ken’s Back, Tranny’s Back

July 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kev Paves has returned, and just behind him, so has Jessica Simpson’s tranny. Banished under the classier eye of Harley Pasternak, The Tranny has been resurrected by her tacky ass stylist – both in Miami to celebrate the launch of her new swimwear line. As you can see, Ken brings out the cheap. Full Story

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Defined by Men

July 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson with Harley Pasternak > Jessica Simpson with Ken Paves. But still… no matter how much better she looks lately, Jessica Simpson will never be my kind of girl. The kind of girl girl"s girls can relate to. Because while she may be a girly girl, she is also a boy"s girl. A girl who lives for a boy, a girl who is validated through a boy. Full Story