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Diaz and the Desperates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

The new cover of Us Weekly examining why Hollywood’s most eligible women can’t find love. Jennifer Aniston – easy,she’s pathetic. Jessica Simpson – also easy. She’s a tranny. Two Desperates who can only be defined by a Man. But Cameron Diaz? Does Cameron Diaz deserve the same categorisation? Does she deserve to be lumped in with the weakness when of all things, Cam is clearly not weak? Besides, since when did being single suck more than being compared to Aniston and Simpson? Seriously… source Full Story

Ken’s Back, Tranny’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2007 12:00:00 July 16, 2007 12:00:00

Kev Paves has returned, and just behind him, so has Jessica Simpson’s tranny. Banished under the classier eye of Harley Pasternak, The Tranny has been resurrected by her tacky ass stylist – both in Miami to celebrate the launch of her new swimwear line. As you can see, Ken brings out the cheap. Full Story

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Defined by Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2007 12:00:00 July 12, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson with Harley Pasternak > Jessica Simpson with Ken Paves. But still… no matter how much better she looks lately, Jessica Simpson will never be my kind of girl. The kind of girl girl"s girls can relate to. Because while she may be a girly girl, she is also a boy"s girl. A girl who lives for a boy, a girl who is validated through a boy. Full Story

Jess, Dane, and a Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Has to be said again and again… the Harley Pasternak version of Jessica Simpson is fantastic. Here she is - largely unseen photos from Prince’s show at the Roosevelt flanked by her new BFF and also…Dane Cook, which is obviously how those rumours resurfaced: that they have picked up where they left off during shooting for that straight to video suckage movie about the supermarket. Full Story

Pasternak > Paves: the Better "Mo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 12:00:00 July 4, 2007 12:00:00

Under the tutelage of Ken Paves, Jessica Simpson is all about big hair, loud lips, too much makeup, and overcheese. Curiously enough, for the last few weeks, Ken Paves has been remarkably absent, replaced by another Mo called Harley Pasternak, Jessica’s trainer who seems to have exerted a rather positive influence. Full Story

Homos Heal Heartbreak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

The mark of a true faghag…every time she gets dumped, every time her heart aches, Jessica Simpson runs for the ‘Mos. It’s our one common thread. After Nick there was Ken Paves. Everywhere went Jessica, everywhere went Ken. Ken and his budget ass weave. Ken of the soap opera hairstyles. Full Story

Audio Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2007 00:00:00 June 27, 2007 00:00:00

EXTREME CAUTION. You WILL be nauseous…be warned. Emmy Rossum bringing the Full Rossum to race car driving this past weekend. She sang the national anthem and to be fair, Emmy has a decent voice. Even a good voice. Full Story

In spite of her cheese…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2007 00:00:00 June 20, 2007 00:00:00

Mandy Moore out and about on several occasions in NYC over the last few days to promote her new record Wild Hope. Terrible title. Awful, awful cheese title. Like Celine Dion awful. But this is Mandy. And Mandy deserves to be celebrated. For being sweet and normal and smart and not Jessica Simpson, for not starving, for refusing to starve, and for owning her curves – a stand out in Hollywood, worthy of much more praise and fame…. Full Story

The Heartache Diet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

When I saw Jessica Simpson in Cannes, she was already tighter than she’d been in months. Told me she was back on her extreme diet and work out plan in preparation for Major Movie Star which starts shooting in July. Shame to waste such energy on a sure box office bomb but as you can see, her hard work is paying off. Full Story

The Best Dress with Pockets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

I’m telling you, Rachel Zoe for Cameron Diaz is a resounding smash hit. Grudging sigh. Anyway, here’s Cam tonight in London for Shrek wearing a dress to kill for and slit pockets along the side – love dresses with pockets! Except usually they’re of the baby doll variety on a full-ish skirt. Full Story

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Went out with a dear girlfriend last night after leaving work late – one of those nights when you talk and talk and still you haven’t covered everything and you look down and suddenly it’s 4 hours later and you’re tired but not really because the thing about friends like those are that they let you face the bad about yourself without making you feel badly about yourself and of course the good stuff just gets better…

Real girls do that for other girls.

Girls do not sell knife-posing pics to the press nor do they allow you to dress like a tranny and get pissed on, literally and figuratively, by an indecisive rocker who can’t decide between his balls and his brain.

Clearly Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson have no friends. Maybe Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson should be friends with each other?

Another occasion for Pitt Porn… Brad and Angelina at the Oceans LA premiere last night – see below. So much stimulation, I can’t handle it.

Wednesday, live blogging all day, check back often…

Yours in gossip,
Lainey