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Miss Pageant Not So Perfect

June 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So it was Vanessa Minnillo – playing and posing with knives alongside Lindsay Lohan last year, reflecting an image far removed from the sweetheart Miss America hanging off of Nick Lachey’s arm. The photos were taken last year and while Nessa may not have been partaking in whatever it is that pins Lilo’s pupils, safe to say the girl has a dark side – a side that doesn’t necessarily jive with the polished white teeth and the tacky ass pageant gowns that regularly make us Rossum and a not so inner diva that appears to be raging its ugly head. Full Story

Dane Cook: MTV Bloat

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dane Cook might want to chillax on the beer – a little Vince Vaughn is growing around his face, can you see it? The hype around Dane died down quicker than I thought it would. Employee of the Month fell far short of expections, could have been the Jessica Simpson effect, but suffice to say, longevity of his career hangs in the balance. Full Story

Piss … or Bust

May 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer on a minibreak in Cabo the other day having what looks like a very serious discussion. She seems like she’s protesting the piss, he appears to be insisting on it as exchange for having to dumb his ass down. Apparently no resolution to the impasse. Is she finally growing a spine? Is she standing up to the Golden Shower and saying N-O, love me for who I am? Not for what you can urinate on? If so… respect. Full Story

Tranny … Step Off

May 25, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 25, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ummm…she might look a little less bunk and all but, as Dylan would say, trying to lance my Leo is crossing the line. Apparently it went down in Cannes. Last Saturday Jessica Simpson was following Leo around like a love sick tranny, desperately hoping he’d want a taste of her low budget cheese. Full Story

Played

May 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were duped, I think. All of us were duped. Last week word broke that John and Jessica had broken up, conveniently the same day as her party here in Cannes to announce production on Major Movie Star - a last minute event that attracted surprisingly large numbers… Now Jessica has returned to New York and they’ve gone out on a date already, prompting a reversal – they are apparently back on… Coincidence or conspiracy? This stinks so badly of Joe Simpson I can’t believe I missed it. Full Story

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

A kinder, gentler Michael Moore? He is without a doubt one of the savviest self promoters in the business, and in combination with Harvey Weinstein, Moore’s strategy to promote his latest documentary Sicko has so far been the talk of the Cannes Film Festival. The Palais was packed today…more packed than I’ve seen it and probably the most packed it will be until the arrival of the Pitt crew.

Sicko is an exposé of the American Health Care System, questioning the merits of a program that is leaving almost 50 million Americans without insurance and comparing the program in the US to what he contends is the superiority of others – namely Canada, France, and England.

I attended the screening and the press conference today – he was challenged, he was applauded, he was ridiculed and while I don’t always agree on his arguments or his presentation of what he calls his facts, I will say that the man is endlessly fascinating and even more so now, as his approach this time appears to be less vitriolic and less confrontational – in the film at least – than in the past.

As for Sicko itself? Of all the Moore productions, although at times typically absurd the way Michael Moore can be typically absurd, this is the one that personally resonated the most. My mother had a kidney transplant - have been wondering all day if we would have had to trade our house for it if we had lived elsewhere.

Sicko opens June 29th. Worth checking out – controversial and compelling and crazy and comical too.

Spoke to Jessica Simpson last night as well. If you can believe it, I actually have nice things to say. Getting ready for more weekend wildness from Cannes. Check back often for new posts below and tomorrow too.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Leo is here. And he looked un-f*cking-believable today in his suit, even in the sweltering sun. Time to bump him back up to #1 on the Freebie Five I think. But he might have to fight Javier Bardem for it. Lost my sh-t when I saw him pull up the photo call, will be on the town tonight, keep you posted if there’s any smut.

Karl’s Army

May 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Karl hates Jessica Simpson but he loves Posh and he loves Lilo. In fact, this is what he once said about the Dirty Face: She"s somebody you want to protect, because she plays dangerously with her own life. She behaves like an over grown up person, and that"s what I like about her. It"s like she"s 45, but in fact, she"s 20. Full Story

Talking to Jessica Simpson

May 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But first… I have to tell you about Joe. It was my first time seeing Papa Joe – total sleazy business vibe but the first thing I noticed…this nearly killed me… was his tie. For all the money he gets from pimping his girls, you’d think he could afford something more modern? Look at it! Nothing unsexier than a bad tie, non? OK… so back to Jess. Full Story

The Star of Cannes

May 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It hurt to write that. Excruciating pain. But during a week of sin and sex, when things get going at 2am, who else could be Queen but Pamela Anderson. She was flown out for a day to promote her sh-t ass movie Blonde and Blonder and also to promote the new Cannes Nikki Beach (a club). We were there for an hour or so last night – it was decadent Euro cheese at its finest: men with chains and tight shirts, women dancing on tables, bad house beats thump thump thumping, every accent imaginable…and some woman singing along to the music, random words from other well known songs ripped off to match whatever melody just happened to be playing and then screeching – NIKKI BEACH! – every 5 seconds. Full Story

Improved but Unwelcome

May 17, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 17, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See what I meant earlier about letting in the riffraff? On the one hand there’s Juliette Binoche, on the other there’s this tranny, looking marginally improved last night in Cannes at the Louis Vuitton party but still far from there. The pattern – isn’t this what you’d slip over a bikini on the beach? Full Story

Last Time

May 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all hate the hair. I know. Full Story