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The Daily Little: SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her look even littler, I think. And if you’re not tall either, save it with your protest email – I’m height challenged as well. Full Story

In Love or On Stage?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson at the beach in Australia – kissing, frolicking, and playing despite the obvious pappy presence capturing every “romantic” gesture. So you tell me: is this for real or is this for show? People Magazine – no surprise – is providing full details about how in love they truly are, with eyewitness reports of constant PDA and genuine devotion. Full Story

Nelly at the Junos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

Was backstage during rehearsals and soundcheck all weekend. You know how some musicians, when they’re performing live, they sound nothing like the studio product? And then you realise that photoshop doesn’t only apply to a visual package? Not sure how it came across on tv but Nelly live sounds just as clean as it does on the disc. Full Story

The Us Weekly Drug Issue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

OK seriously… Janice Min outdid herself this week. The Drug Issue - obviously they can’t go full on and name names but some of the photos are pretty killer. Like one of Jack Nicholson I’d never seen before with white powder lining his nostrils. And Ryan Phillippe toking on…something. But the guessing games, the guessing games put this issue over the top. Full Story

Joe Simpson: Say what bitch???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Not that the Spears are defensible in any way, not that Britney ever had enough structure and guidance…but still. If it were Natalie Portman’s parents doing the judging, I’d be like – sure, 100%, go for it. But Joe Simpson? Joe Simpson judging the Spears??? Bitch… please. An interview with In Touch, Papa Joe opines on the Britney situation: "I would never let that happen to my daughters. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: Becoming Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2007 12:00:00 March 7, 2007 12:00:00

Lighter locks and the growing resemblance is frightening - mother daughter morph made even more alarming by Dina’s apparent quest to live vicariously through her kid. Lilo does have lovely extensions though, don’t you think? And NOT the work of Ken Paves. Maybe Jessica Simpson should defect? Oh and by the way – all this partying, almost every night, immediately after exiting treatment… she quite the Wonder Girl, don’t you think? When other patients are directed to change their habits and remove the influences, Lindsay can stay clean even in the drug-infested Hollywood clubworld by virtue of sheer will power alone. Full Story

Kiki in a bikini

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Used to hate her, now I"ve learned to love her bitch. Does she have the most attractive body? Clearly…no. Tits are too saggy for a young lass, not a lot of shape, certainly not the finest ass I’ve ever seen but I’m not going to slag her for being pale. Pale is better than the colour of Paris Hilton, pale is a hella better than skin cancer, and the best part about Kiki actually is that she’s not perfect. Full Story

The Daily John Mayer: Djimon Hounsou

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Fans of John Mayer have been lamenting his love choice for weeks – how can he still stand for what he stood for with that bimbo on his tour bus? And although I understood the pain, not being a fan of his, I did not feel the pain. I did not feel that kind of pain until now - until Djimon Hounsou, the molten lava piece of loin quiveration known as Djimon Hounsou, started stepping out with Kimora Lee Simmons. Full Story

Best Just Missed: Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

After seeing her in person, I’m considering never calling her a Hermy again. And this hurts me. It hurts me more than you will ever know. Because I love Hermy Cam and my smutty existence just isn’t the same without Hermy Cam. But for the sake of objectivity, in real life, Cameron Diaz is actually quite feminine. Full Story

The Versatile Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2007 12:00:00 February 24, 2007 12:00:00

Selma Blair did it not too long ago, Michelle Williams is rockin’ the pixie too. And I have to tell you – I think she looks amazing. She’s a bitch…but amazing nonetheless. Why? Because it’s not generic. And it’s not Jessica Simpson. And it totally works with her face. Not for everyone, absolutely. Full Story

Michelle Williams Goes Short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2007 12:00:00 February 15, 2007 12:00:00

Everyone going short? Selma Blair, Renee Zellweger, now Michelle Williams. Personally, I think every woman has to try it at least once in a lifetime. I stupidly did it at the worst time = when all 4 of my wisdom teeth came out, ended up looking terminally ill after losing 10 pounds in a week. But then it grew out a little and looked like Gwyneth – remember this? Sorry, I digress. Full Story