Jessica Simpson Gossip

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Ryan Phillippe: From Reese to 18

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Charming, isn"t he? First the infidelity, the Aussie co-star, the numerous girls on location, including 3 alleged skanks from the same Cactus Club location in Vancouver, not to mention countless others in Toronto and beyond. And now, on the heels of a "contrite and introspective" interview with Extra the other day, during which he attempted to re-gain the love of the MiniVan Majority with repeated mentions of his devotion to his children, Ryan Phillippe has stepped out with an 18 year old actress called Nikki Reed - she did a movie called Thirteen (scared the sh-t out of me) with Evan Rachel Wood. Full Story

Jessica in Elle: the fact among the lies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson on the cover of the upcoming issue of Elle in what must be the most unimaginative photo shoot ever. Big hair, big tits, pink dress, wind machine…never seen that before, you? And then there’s the interview. She addresses the breakdown of her marriage, she describes her current relationship with Nick, she discusses how it felt to see Nick with another woman so soon after their split: "Oh, it hurt me. Full Story

Basic Communication with Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

I’m relieved today that I’m not a fan of John Mayer. To those of you who are, I send you my deepest condolences and sympathise with your disappointment. Because any which way you cut it, John Mayer looks bad. And for a dude with a solid fan base, with a sense of humour, who appeared to have some intelligence, John Mayer doesn’t only look bad…he actually looks WORSE. Full Story

Gossip, Sports, Valley Girls, Whores…and My Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Shameless self promotion – consider yourself warned, stop reading now if you can’t stand it. Off the Record yesterday, the ultra charismatic Michael Landsberg put me in the hot seat for a segment called Next Question – a series of questions delivered rapid-fire about sports and celebrities covering everyone from Derek Jeter to Tara Reid to Yao Ming to John Travolta to Tom Cruise. Full Story

The Daily Haggard: Johnny Knoxville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2007 12:00:00 January 9, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson knows what she did…and I don’t blame her – Johnny Knoxville is HOT. Was Hot. If you thought Brad looked bunk the other day, that was nothing compared to this: JK also at the God Grew Tired of Us premiere Monday night looking very, very ill. Or hung over. Or hung over from too many nights of being hung over. Full Story

Jess & John: the New Year’s Kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

Well…Nick and Nessa had their cheesy but endearing gold lamé moment, now feast your eyes on Jessica and John Mayer - obviously on her nightstand for a reason, non? I do feel badly though, I do feel badly for his fans. This can’t be good, this can’t be a popular development. Because isn’t Jessica Simpson the antithesis of what John Mayer fans expected from John Mayer and what John Mayer projected was expected of him? The sensitive lyrics, the smart, quick wit, talented and respected –clearly it hasn’t precluded him from the same old same old – give him a dumb blonde with huge knockers and even huger lips and it’s all good baby…all good all night long. Full Story

Joe Simpson: Pervy Pimp is Pissed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Damn. Now I can’t decide who’s worse: Dina Lohan’s vicarious living or Joe Simpson’s child slave labour…sorry for the crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. So you know about Jessie’s meltdown at the Kennedy Center Honours, right? That she was subsequently cut from the show – reportedly at her request – and consequently not paid for her troubles: hair, makeup, clothing, accommodations - it all adds up, you know. Full Story

Nick & Miss Vanessa: MTV PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

One year later – is this the face of a man who didn’t want to end his marriage? Sorry for the little gloat but at the time of the divorce announcement, when it was widely circulated courtesy of Pervy Joe Simpson that Jessica was the one who pushed for separation at Nick’s resistance, I reported that HE was actually the one calling out for months, and for the sake of saving face and to help her play out a “strong woman” façade, he agreed to pretend subsequently coming out on top when it was all said and done. Full Story

Jessica & John: bedside to Barneys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

As I reported exclusively before Christmas, there is only one face on Jessica Simpson’s Louisiana nightstand … and it belongs to John Mayer. Holiday hiatus, Jessie spent time in LA with her GFF Ken Paves, and then headed over to NYC where she and John spent time browsing through Barneys, conveniently captured on camera. Full Story

Lilo’s NYE:Pink and Bloated accompanied by Hermy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

This recent “water bottle holding” totally cracks me up. So she says she drying out, right? Even though she keeps underage clubbing, right? And so the only LOGICAL thing to do in these situations is to walk around accessorized by non-alcoholic beverage containers prominently on display, just in case we suspect anything untoward, because everyone knows that anyone with a drinking problem, who has committed to regular AA meetings, who hangs out on the bar scene night in and night out need only clutch a bottle of Evian to convince us that she’s able to abstain, right? Bitch…please. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Un-Fixable Tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Amazingly enough, not all celebrities are born perfect like my Gwyneth. Some have assy hair, some have assy skin, some have assy asses, some like Katie Holmes have assy legs and some have assy legs and look like trannies, no matter how much they try to divert the attention away from the herm with their overly plumped c*cksucking lips. Full Story