Jessica Simpson Gossip

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BAFTA Prom: Thandie Newton

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could be worse, I suppose. Mariah Carey could have been wearing it. Or Jessica Simpson. Or even Victoria Beckham. There could have been tits pouring out and pink lipstick and a Ken Paves weave to paint the whole thing trailer. But an atrocity on Thandie Newton doesn’t seem so atrocious – usually so delicate and beautiful and flawless and while this is a huge, prom pouffy disappointment, it’s also not that bad. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: new brown, still tranny

February 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ken Paves is at it again. I call this Hope Hair. You ever watch Days of Our Lives? I watched in the glory 80s, stopped after tenth grade. Bo and Hope – my favourite couple. Kristian Alfonso was Eva Longoria before Eva Longoria. Loved her. Then she dropped a ton of weight and put in some scary ass tits, though I heard she’s since chilled out a bit. Full Story

The Daily BitchSlap: Janice Min on Jessica Simpson

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly’s new cover – forget about that diet nonsense, look instead at the caption under the Plastic Surgery headline: good job for Jen and Jessica Simpson’s “Scary!” new face. Hee. Inside a blow by blow analysis of what she may have done, including pulling up the eyelids, thinning out the nose, cheek injections, and some sort of lip plumpage similar to the Restalyne treatment she had before. Full Story

Ryan Phillippe: From Reese to 18

February 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Charming, isn"t he? First the infidelity, the Aussie co-star, the numerous girls on location, including 3 alleged skanks from the same Cactus Club location in Vancouver, not to mention countless others in Toronto and beyond. And now, on the heels of a "contrite and introspective" interview with Extra the other day, during which he attempted to re-gain the love of the MiniVan Majority with repeated mentions of his devotion to his children, Ryan Phillippe has stepped out with an 18 year old actress called Nikki Reed - she did a movie called Thirteen (scared the sh-t out of me) with Evan Rachel Wood. Full Story

Jessica in Elle: the fact among the lies

February 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson on the cover of the upcoming issue of Elle in what must be the most unimaginative photo shoot ever. Big hair, big tits, pink dress, wind machine…never seen that before, you? And then there’s the interview. She addresses the breakdown of her marriage, she describes her current relationship with Nick, she discusses how it felt to see Nick with another woman so soon after their split: "Oh, it hurt me. Full Story

Basic Communication with Jessica Simpson

January 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m relieved today that I’m not a fan of John Mayer. To those of you who are, I send you my deepest condolences and sympathise with your disappointment. Because any which way you cut it, John Mayer looks bad. And for a dude with a solid fan base, with a sense of humour, who appeared to have some intelligence, John Mayer doesn’t only look bad…he actually looks WORSE. Full Story

Gossip, Sports, Valley Girls, Whores…and My Mother

January 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shameless self promotion – consider yourself warned, stop reading now if you can’t stand it. Off the Record yesterday, the ultra charismatic Michael Landsberg put me in the hot seat for a segment called Next Question – a series of questions delivered rapid-fire about sports and celebrities covering everyone from Derek Jeter to Tara Reid to Yao Ming to John Travolta to Tom Cruise. Full Story

The Daily Haggard: Johnny Knoxville

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson knows what she did…and I don’t blame her – Johnny Knoxville is HOT. Was Hot. If you thought Brad looked bunk the other day, that was nothing compared to this: JK also at the God Grew Tired of Us premiere Monday night looking very, very ill. Or hung over. Or hung over from too many nights of being hung over. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Tranny in Red

January 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Labouring again for Pervy Joe, this time shooting an ad for Pizza Hut, jammed into a red dress, tacky ass hair and lips – see what I mean? When she tries to go glam, she only ends up looking like a tranny. SO much better stripped down and natural...and perhaps getting pissed on too. But we’ll never see those shots, will we? Then again, maybe we will. Full Story

Jess & John: the New Year’s Kiss

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…Nick and Nessa had their cheesy but endearing gold lamé moment, now feast your eyes on Jessica and John Mayer - obviously on her nightstand for a reason, non? I do feel badly though, I do feel badly for his fans. This can’t be good, this can’t be a popular development. Because isn’t Jessica Simpson the antithesis of what John Mayer fans expected from John Mayer and what John Mayer projected was expected of him? The sensitive lyrics, the smart, quick wit, talented and respected –clearly it hasn’t precluded him from the same old same old – give him a dumb blonde with huge knockers and even huger lips and it’s all good baby…all good all night long. Full Story