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Michelle Williams Goes Short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2007 12:00:00 February 15, 2007 12:00:00

Everyone going short? Selma Blair, Renee Zellweger, now Michelle Williams. Personally, I think every woman has to try it at least once in a lifetime. I stupidly did it at the worst time = when all 4 of my wisdom teeth came out, ended up looking terminally ill after losing 10 pounds in a week. But then it grew out a little and looked like Gwyneth – remember this? Sorry, I digress. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Jess & John after Grammy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Not a prom photo. Or the kind of shot that comes when you buy a new picture frame. This is Jessica Simpson gazing adoringly at John Mayer at the Sony/BMG party last night post-Grammys. As you can see, he is staring adoringly back. In fact, he’s not only staring, it actually looks like he’s leering. Full Story

Worst Tranny at the Grammys: Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

At the Sony/BMG afterparty. This is not a joke. These are not tampered photos. She really is sucking in that hard. She really is pushing out that much. She really does look like a man who wants to look like a woman looking for a man who believes she’s a woman. And John Mayer is apparently that man. Full Story

Best Anti-Jessica: Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Rumoured to be a hardcore bitch but hey – at least she’s a professional. Carrie Underwood won the award for New Artist of the Year. She also performed during a tribute and shocker of shockers – she managed to remember all the words. Unlike Jessica Simpson who, if you recall, couldn’t hold her sh-t together at the Kennedy Center Honours for Dolly Parton. Full Story

The Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Girls ruled the Grammys. Mary, Dixie, and JT trumped by Mayer during the main telecast. He might deny it but you bet your boob job Little Pip is feelin’ the sting, though is it just me or is John Mayer morphing into Jessica Simpson? There was something so eerie about him tonight… I’m telling you – dude looked positively… Plastic. Full Story

BAFTA Prom: Thandie Newton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Could be worse, I suppose. Mariah Carey could have been wearing it. Or Jessica Simpson. Or even Victoria Beckham. There could have been tits pouring out and pink lipstick and a Ken Paves weave to paint the whole thing trailer. But an atrocity on Thandie Newton doesn’t seem so atrocious – usually so delicate and beautiful and flawless and while this is a huge, prom pouffy disappointment, it’s also not that bad. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: new brown, still tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2007 12:00:00 February 8, 2007 12:00:00

Ken Paves is at it again. I call this Hope Hair. You ever watch Days of Our Lives? I watched in the glory 80s, stopped after tenth grade. Bo and Hope – my favourite couple. Kristian Alfonso was Eva Longoria before Eva Longoria. Loved her. Then she dropped a ton of weight and put in some scary ass tits, though I heard she’s since chilled out a bit. Full Story

The Daily BitchSlap: Janice Min on Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Us Weekly’s new cover – forget about that diet nonsense, look instead at the caption under the Plastic Surgery headline: good job for Jen and Jessica Simpson’s “Scary!” new face. Hee. Inside a blow by blow analysis of what she may have done, including pulling up the eyelids, thinning out the nose, cheek injections, and some sort of lip plumpage similar to the Restalyne treatment she had before. Full Story

Ryan Phillippe: From Reese to 18

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Charming, isn"t he? First the infidelity, the Aussie co-star, the numerous girls on location, including 3 alleged skanks from the same Cactus Club location in Vancouver, not to mention countless others in Toronto and beyond. And now, on the heels of a "contrite and introspective" interview with Extra the other day, during which he attempted to re-gain the love of the MiniVan Majority with repeated mentions of his devotion to his children, Ryan Phillippe has stepped out with an 18 year old actress called Nikki Reed - she did a movie called Thirteen (scared the sh-t out of me) with Evan Rachel Wood. Full Story

Jessica in Elle: the fact among the lies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson on the cover of the upcoming issue of Elle in what must be the most unimaginative photo shoot ever. Big hair, big tits, pink dress, wind machine…never seen that before, you? And then there’s the interview. She addresses the breakdown of her marriage, she describes her current relationship with Nick, she discusses how it felt to see Nick with another woman so soon after their split: "Oh, it hurt me. Full Story