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Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man

December 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana! Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much use out of them given her rather low key life while in town. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Mandy Moore

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You want to know how warped Hollywood is? Can you believe there are some people in LA, people in NYC, “on the scene”, surrounding by starvation and drugging, who actually think Mandy Moore is fat??? Paris Hilton is supposedly one of those. Incidentally she also thinks Jessica Simpson is fat. And for the record, from sources in Shreveport where Jessie is shooting Blonde Ambition (more on that later), Jessica Simpson wears size 25 jeans. Full Story

Lucy Liu"s Tenty Tits

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Never remembered having big ones but they look that way here, at the Tod’s opening on Wednesday – infected with a bit of Jessica Simpson Tenty Tits Syndrome, non? Not that she looks bad or anything. She doesn’t look cheap, she doesn’t look like she’s about to tip over, but to tell you the truth, she’s looked a lot better. Full Story

Lilo’s Tenty Tits

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Stella McCartney store lighting in LA, no pinned pupils for a change but the billowing tunic is doing nothing for her bloat – similar to what Jessica Simpson should avoid. Large breasted girls need to be careful with certains shifts – the top heavy can result in all over heavy and in Hollywood who the hell wants to look heavy? I call it Tenty Tits Syndrome: big boobs push out the ensemble, in this case, the material can’t fall back inwards, so it ends up hanging from her chest straight down, cutting out the waist and the curves, leaving a rather shapeless blob. Full Story

JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp of the Mall Weave, the Soap Opera blow out, the tackiest locks in the business, not good enough for Vanity Fair, not good enough for high fashion photo shoots, resulting in a commercial loss from Miu Miu for Jessica Simpson… And now JLo is dipping her mane in this low classy trash? Please. Full Story

Jessica Simpson chokes, sucks under pressure

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dolly Parton is being recognised at the Kennedy Center Honours this year, the show taped last night, Jessie was tapped to deliver a rendition of Nine to Five” during the tribute and she was apparently “so nervous” she totally choked under pressure and bailed as soon as the song was over – to no applause. Full Story

Everybody Hates Lindsay

December 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like Page Six is right pissed at Lindsay Lohan. Yesterday they ran a story about her attempt to dry out following a rumoured and laughable intervention by her mother, probably on a tip released from her people, that ended up looking a bit silly considering she was out the same night partying her dirty face off without any signs of slowing down. Full Story

Don’t Forget About Jess

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A little neglected by the media frenzy caused by Britney’s poonie, Jessica Simpson has been quietly shooting Blonde Ambition in Louisiana, seen here on set in red, red, red, managing as usual to make the most expensive clothing look cheap. As for the movie – something about a girl who defies expectations and conquers the corporate world, hilarity ensues. Full Story

Cam’s Coat, Cam’s shoes

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember what I said yesterday about her clothes, her shoes, her near perfect fashion sense that will undoubtedly be on display while she’s promoting The Holiday? Flawless on Leno, flawless on Ellen, and today leaving ABC studios – I mean look at the collar on that coat. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: compromised by assy hair

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six is reporting that the Miu Miu campaign landed by Lindsay Lohan was originally intended for Jessica Simpson…but for one rather large snafu – Ken Paves. Apparently she refused to be photographed without his styling and so the opportunity fell through, given that professional fashion shoots are the opposite of low classy which, quite obviously, is Ken’s trademarked specialty or, in the words of a Vanity Fair insider, “tacky, amateurish …(and) very "Texas pageant. Full Story

About Jess & Tony

November 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star QB Tony Romo. Full Story