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Joe Simpson at work, Jessica & John redux

November 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.” That is a quote from Us Weekly referring to the way they, and several other tabloids, were duped about the first time Jess & John hooked up. You’ll recall the two went on one date, all of a sudden it became a full blown romance, good for a cover on both major publications with proclamations of “Love” coincidentally the same week her album dropped and promptly died, resulting in his open denial, and the unceremonious dumping of her publicist Rob Shuter who was the scapegoat in a situation likely engineered by Papa Joe. Full Story

Tina Fey vs Hollywood Ebola

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I f&ckin’ LOVE this! And I LOVE Tina Fey. Tina Fey who wrote the brilliant screenplay for Mean Girls. Tina Fey who is one of the smartiest, funniest, sexiest women in showbiz (my husband would, he definitely would)…Tina Fey just lay the smackdown on Paris Hilton and I am losing my sh-t in delight because she actually CALLED PARIS A PIECE OF sh-t!!! Tina did Howard Stern on Wednesday and she nailed that whore bitch to the wall, revealing that when Paris came on SNL she asked to do a skit about Jessica Simpson because she “hates her” and “she’s fat”. Full Story

My Gwyneth & The Prince

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An uppercrust evening of philanthropy and doesn’t my snotty favourite fit right in? Kind of reminds me – those rumours a few years ago, just before Chris, that she was dating Spanish Crown Prince Felipe…I was never able to get anything confirmed or otherwise on that situation, although she denied it but come on…how much is a denial really worth these days? Sorry, I digress. Full Story

Luke Wilson: perfect for Jess?

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How disappointing…especially given his involvement in the classic Old School and association with what they call the Frat Pack, I actually thought Luke Wilson might be cool. Then again, Gwyneth did leave his sorry ass unceremoniously so I suppose it should have been a sign of things to come? Apparently he’s a first class fraud, a diva on the set, impossible to work with – so say sources from his new movie with Kate Beckinsale where he often shows up hung over and boastful about the previous evening’s conquests. Full Story

Paris Hilton: sexual blackmail

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A juicy Paris story surprisingly and largely unnoticed. According to X17 Paris and her entourage were parked in her Hummer across from the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night waiting for Hellenic Stav. Paris was apparently seething with jealousy. Full Story

Madge: red, roots, and palazzo jeans

November 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh right. Let’s not forget Madonna – also hogging the spotlight once earmarked for poor Jennifer Aniston. Truth be told – I’m tired of the baby saga. The biological father won’t shut up, Mrs Ritchie won’t shut up, Guy won’t speak up, and because of it all, my girl can’t find the time to redo her roots. Full Story

Luke Wilson needs money

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How do you go from the cult brilliance of Old School to Blonde Ambition with Jessica Simpson? The only explanation? Luke Wilson must be broke. Therefore, Luke Wilson must be selling out. Two weeks ago he wouldn’t work with her, now MTV is reporting that he’s tapped to co-star with her in a new movie…don’t know what it’s about, don’t care what it’s about, but ironically enough, filming begins later on this month in Louisiana…and you remember what happened in Louisiana, don’t you? One Jackass, one Jessie, one number between 68 and 70 – legend has it, he introduced her to the delights of oral communication and, in particular, he introduced her to the delights of oral communication from the back door. Full Story

Jess: Better With Less

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know it’s not readily apparent, my appreciation for Jessie’s looks, especially when she insists on looking like ass 99% of the time. But the thing is, when she’s not jamming her body into sausage casing, when her linebacker shoulders aren’t on prominent display, when her face has not been painted by a tranny…I think Jessica Simpson is a very, very pretty girl. Full Story

Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny teeny dots in two pools of blue/green gorgessity? Is this natural? Or is it the new milkshake? Just asking… Off topic for a second… You ever notice that she"s always posing with her lips half parted? I love the lips half parted pose when it"s done right. Full Story

The Billionaire Tee

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are designing clothes. Their new line is called The Row. Their first high profile product is a The Perfect Tee, perfect because the Olsens spent 9 months designing it with one signature French seam that runs down the back - the same seam that is used on many of their upcoming pieces, including a pair of impossibly flattering skinny pants that don"t bunch up on the sides. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: No First Shame

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take a look at this photo. Provocative, non? Would it make you feel any different to learn that HER FATHER took this??? And sold them to WireImage? Sorry…maybe I'm just an Asian prude but to me? That's f-cking creepy.   There is nothing profound in saying that our lives are shaped by Defining Moments, moments that dictate each and every move thereafter, experiences that form the basis of future experiences and how we react to them. Full Story