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Most Surprising: Nelly Furtado

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Clever striping on a girl with a booty and shocker of shockers – she didn’t look wide…doesn’t that deserve at least a snap? Love the juicy booty, love the well proportioned body, that her legs aren’t pins, that everything balances out so evenly, that despite the fact that this dress clings to every inch of her, she doesn’t look like she’d be open to a gangbang right after the show. Full Story

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We"re back from hiatus on eTalk tomorrow and starting this week, I"ll be on twice - Mondays and Tuesdays or Mondays and Wednesdays. Tomorrow - exclusive on Jessica Simpson"s pre-Teen Choice preparations. Fresh smut Tuesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey
Wednesday, August 9, 2006 Dear gossips, August 8th. In my culture, yesterday was the luckiest day of the year. Unless of course you"re a goldigger or a homewrecker or a naturally mangled, cosmetically enhanced father neglector, in which case every day from here on in is probably going to be hell. In today"s issue: Karma calamity everywhere, loin quiveration everywhere, more pro-love for Jessica Simpson, more pro-dumb for Lilo, and Becks just 3 hours away???

Thawing out for Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

Every Wednesday, I do a five minute radio spot on Flow 93.5 in Toronto with Devo Brown. Devo is delightful but he is also delusional and week after week for months now, I have been raggin" on his ass for obsessing over Jessica Simpson - after all, what self respecting man with high classy taste buds would rank her above Scarlett Johansson? And yet he persists, so we fight about it on the air, with him not being able to think of anything but her tits and me begging him to come to the realisation that her true gift lies in her lips and what she does with them when she"s on her knees. Full Story

The Daily Overload: Ocean & the Boys Bring it Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, the costume designer for this movie deserves our endless recognition. Or at the very least, a Jessica Simpson fellatio special. Full Story

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Vanessa"s got game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2006 12:00:00 August 3, 2006 12:00:00

Didn"t I tell you this girl was good? Never mind the sweet exterior and the "I"m all for you" approach she"s played to perfection. Vanessa Minnillo is bringin" it - and her efforts have not only added value to her own career, she"s also lifting Nick in the process. Full Story

Pro-love for Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2006 12:00:00 July 28, 2006 12:00:00

Between Britney"s plea for pro-love and Tori Spelling"s heinous crimes, something in me has changed. And next to Tori"s hardcore homewrecking, every other bitch takes on a new perspective, don"t you think? Besides, between the two Simpsons, I think we can all agree that Jessie"s a helluva lot more palatable these days than her thinnifying little sister. Full Story

Jessica Simpson at TRL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2006 12:00:00 July 21, 2006 12:00:00

In my shallow, materialistic mind, most women fall under 2 style categories: 1. Women who dress for women 2. Women who dress for men And please save it with the “I dress for myself” song and dance. You’re reading a gossip column – you really want me to feign profundity here??? So anyway, I belong in Group #1. Full Story

Brittany Murphy: becoming Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

Since when did Jessica Simpson become the style standard to be followed? Why is there a new Jessie clone popping up every week? Did I miss something? Take a look at Brittany Murphy at the Groomsmen premiere. Fake tan? Check. Fake hair? Check. Plastic smile? Over the top dress? Weird ass bent leg pose? Check check check. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: new man, new glow?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

Now that we can safely say she did not get a nose job - look closely, that bump is still there - can we redirect our attention to what really matters? Who’s tappin" Jessica Simpson? After a flurry of post divorce freedom f&cks with Adam Levine and everyone left over from the Jackass crew, Jessie"s had a relatively quite Spring. Full Story

Jessica vs. Paris: the song-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2006 12:00:00 June 26, 2006 12:00:00

I know I disappointed you a couple of weeks ago when I said I liked Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind . I’m really, really sorry… but it’s a catchy tune. Now I’m about to disappoint you once again by saying that I also like Jessica Simpson’s A Public Affair. Full Story