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Porny wants to sing again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 15:22:39 September 25, 2013 15:22:39
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Jessica Simpson’s been pretty quiet lately. She had her son. She sold her son’s photos to US Weekly. She’s kept a low profile, perhaps getting Weight Watchers ready for her next “your self-worth is on your scale” campaign. Last night Porny went out for dinner with her freeloader and her daughter. Full Story

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Porny’s cheap sell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2013 15:30:10 August 29, 2013 15:30:10

Jessica Simpson presented her newborn son Ace Knute on the cover of the new US Weekly yesterday. Now Page Six is reporting that she was only paid $100,000 for it. Look, $100,000 is a lot of money for us. Full Story

Sold! Jessica’s baby boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2013 13:09:09 August 28, 2013 13:09:09

Jessica Simpson covers the new issue of US Weekly with daughter Maxwell and newborn son Ace, born June 30. There had been reports that she wasn’t having an easy time getting a good rate on this exclusive. I wonder how much she eventually had to come down. Full Story

Ace Knute Johnson

Duana Posted by Duana at July 2, 2013 13:42:24 July 2, 2013 13:42:24

I mean, are you really surprised? At this point, can any of us really claim ignorance?   You didn’t actually think that Jessica Simpson could name her baby Nathaniel or Jacob, so this isn’t that much of a surprise, right?  Ace Knute. And, in what’s arguably the worst part of the announcement for me, every media outlet takes care to specify that it’s “pronounced  ‘Ka-nute’”. Full Story

Porny props up her baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 16:17:14 March 25, 2013 16:17:14
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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were in North Carolina this weekend promoting Porny’s clothing line. Apparently some of that is maternity now? At some point during the event, Porny propped her kid up on the table for photographs. We can all agree this is a business engagement, right? So... I mean. Full Story

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Porny: on cocks and babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2013 16:29:14 March 7, 2013 16:29:14
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Jessica Simpson inadvertently revealed on Jimmy Kimmel last night that she’s having a boy. Porny is currently promoting Fashion Star, although mostly she just talks about being pregnant which, I guess, isn’t entirely her fault because when you’re pregnant, that’s all anyone ever asks you about. Full Story

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Porny’s Oscar weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2013 18:29:23 February 22, 2013 18:29:23
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For all my sh-tting on Jessica Simpson, here’s something I can actually appreciate about her: unlike the Ashley Greenes, Kellan Lutzes, and Lindsay Lohans of the world, Porny has never said she wants to win an Oscar one day. She probably has a better chance -- which isn’t a chance at all -- than those previously named. Full Story

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Gwyneth Paltrow: inspired by ...Porny?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2013 22:22:53 February 18, 2013 22:22:53
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There’s a really funny story over at US Weekly right now. The headline: Exclusive: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bored With Acting, Wants an Empire Like Jessica Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be like Porny? Gwyneth Paltrow is modelling her career after Porny’s? According to a source, “(Gwyneth) admires Jessica's empire. Full Story

Valentine Porny: Pink & Pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 22:59:52 February 14, 2013 22:59:52
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Porny's freeloader took her to lunch today in Santa Monica presumably to celebrate Valentine's. As you can see, she's in pink, the prototype for Pregnant Barbie if they ever released one on the market. Is Pink the official colour of the expectant? Why? Why isn't it forest green? Forest green is fertile. Full Story

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The Misrepresentation of Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 20:34:44 February 6, 2013 20:34:44
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PEOPLE.com posted two images yesterday from Porny’s upcoming Spring collection. I clicked on the article last night and..well...Jacek has a new blend. It helped soothe my violence. Retouching is not new. Retouching is almost... standard. Full Story

When Porny’s life was over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2013 16:22:14 January 31, 2013 16:22:14

Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- when they meet on the corner and awkwardly nod, say nothing, and then walk inside. Full Story

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