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At Home with Porny

Maria Posted by Maria at October 22, 2013 13:35:53 October 22, 2013 13:35:53

Porny has been fairly quiet lately, posting a few photos of her kids on social media and reportedly scoping out spots in Italy for her upcoming wedding. I, like Lainey, will totally enjoy those photos. Speaking of photos, US Weekly Full Story

Porny’s Caprese wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2013 14:45:43 October 17, 2013 14:45:43
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Tomatoes and mozzarella, sprinkled with basil. I could do that for breakfast right now. Here are Jessica Simpson and her freeloading fiancé in Capri yesterday with family and friends, including her mother reportedly on a scouting mission for their upcoming wedding. They’re now speculating that it’ll happen next July at the Giardini D’Augusto. Full Story

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Porny wants to sing again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 15:22:39 September 25, 2013 15:22:39
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Jessica Simpson’s been pretty quiet lately. She had her son. She sold her son’s photos to US Weekly. She’s kept a low profile, perhaps getting Weight Watchers ready for her next “your self-worth is on your scale” campaign. Last night Porny went out for dinner with her freeloader and her daughter. Full Story

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Porny’s cheap sell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2013 15:30:10 August 29, 2013 15:30:10

Jessica Simpson presented her newborn son Ace Knute on the cover of the new US Weekly yesterday. Now Page Six is reporting that she was only paid $100,000 for it. Look, $100,000 is a lot of money for us. Full Story

Sold! Jessica’s baby boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2013 13:09:09 August 28, 2013 13:09:09

Jessica Simpson covers the new issue of US Weekly with daughter Maxwell and newborn son Ace, born June 30. There had been reports that she wasn’t having an easy time getting a good rate on this exclusive. I wonder how much she eventually had to come down. Full Story

Ace Knute Johnson

Duana Posted by Duana at July 2, 2013 13:42:24 July 2, 2013 13:42:24

I mean, are you really surprised? At this point, can any of us really claim ignorance?   You didn’t actually think that Jessica Simpson could name her baby Nathaniel or Jacob, so this isn’t that much of a surprise, right?  Ace Knute. And, in what’s arguably the worst part of the announcement for me, every media outlet takes care to specify that it’s “pronounced  ‘Ka-nute’”. Full Story

Porny props up her baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 16:17:14 March 25, 2013 16:17:14
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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were in North Carolina this weekend promoting Porny’s clothing line. Apparently some of that is maternity now? At some point during the event, Porny propped her kid up on the table for photographs. We can all agree this is a business engagement, right? So... I mean. Full Story

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Porny: on cocks and babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2013 16:29:14 March 7, 2013 16:29:14
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Jessica Simpson inadvertently revealed on Jimmy Kimmel last night that she’s having a boy. Porny is currently promoting Fashion Star, although mostly she just talks about being pregnant which, I guess, isn’t entirely her fault because when you’re pregnant, that’s all anyone ever asks you about. Full Story

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Porny’s Oscar weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2013 18:29:23 February 22, 2013 18:29:23
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For all my sh-tting on Jessica Simpson, here’s something I can actually appreciate about her: unlike the Ashley Greenes, Kellan Lutzes, and Lindsay Lohans of the world, Porny has never said she wants to win an Oscar one day. She probably has a better chance -- which isn’t a chance at all -- than those previously named. Full Story

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Gwyneth Paltrow: inspired by ...Porny?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2013 22:22:53 February 18, 2013 22:22:53
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There’s a really funny story over at US Weekly right now. The headline: Exclusive: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bored With Acting, Wants an Empire Like Jessica Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be like Porny? Gwyneth Paltrow is modelling her career after Porny’s? According to a source, “(Gwyneth) admires Jessica's empire. Full Story

Valentine Porny: Pink & Pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 22:59:52 February 14, 2013 22:59:52
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Porny's freeloader took her to lunch today in Santa Monica presumably to celebrate Valentine's. As you can see, she's in pink, the prototype for Pregnant Barbie if they ever released one on the market. Is Pink the official colour of the expectant? Why? Why isn't it forest green? Forest green is fertile. Full Story

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