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On Ashlee"s nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Much has been made about Ashlee Simpson"s rumoured nose job to go along with her itty bitty Diet Doctorised new body. Check out the before and after, of Ashlee with Jessica last year and this weekend performing in Florida. I have to say I love the altered beak. Full Story

Paris Hilton & the end of the Hellenic era

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

Shocker of shockers. Stavros is gone and there is a vacancy inside Paris Hilton. Or maybe there isn"t. Because just 5 minutes after breaking up with Greek #2, Paris was spotted hanging out with Matt Leinart (see attached), newly minted Arizona Cardinal and friend of Nick Lachey. Apparently, Stav strayed with Lindsay Lohan"s cooch while Paris went away which is why she hooked up with Matt and refused to let Stav into her house the other night, leaving him begging for her outside the gates. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: becoming Britney Spears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

And these days…that ain"t a compliment. Here"s the comparison - of Jessie leaving Mr Chow, the ubiquitous Ken hangin" along for the ride, and Britney back in October just days after giving birth to Kevin Federline"s bank account. Poor Jessica looks tired. Tired and haggard and very, very OLD. Never thought I"d say this but she"s much more attractive when she"s getting gangbanged by the Jackass crew (and/or Maroon 5) on a regular basis. Full Story

Shakira Shakira

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2006 12:00:00 April 27, 2006 12:00:00

I think I"m in love with Shakira. Can"t get that catchy trumpet from Hips Don"t Lie outta my head. And when I saw her popping that booty and shakin" her thing at the Billboard Latin Music Awards this evening, I think my inner dyke woke up from a long long sleep. The girl is FOINE. Cutest face ever too. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: behind the Vanity Fair cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

I"m sure you know by now that according to Gatecrasher, Jessica Simpson declined an offer from Vanity Fair to appear on an upcoming cover because she would be asked to comment on her divorce. I"m actually hearing a little more than that. Full Story

Lindsay: the non catfight and the classy makeover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

No doubt you"ve seen last week"s Us Weekly. Loud headlines screaming details of a catfight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, who she first ratted out last year after seeing her snort lines at an LA club. This time, it was allegedly over Brett Ratner and according to Janice Min"s people, LiLo lost her sh*t when Brett - her new boyfriend - started spending more time hanging at Jessie"s table than at her own. Full Story

Jessica Simpson in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2006 12:00:00 April 9, 2006 12:00:00

She showed up to hog the spotlight away from her sister who"s there for an MTV event. Typical, non? Call me old fashioned but I don"t consider it a good thing when someone looks at your hair and wonders if it"s a wig, a weave, or - shocker - your own. I think I get this from my mother and her disdain for imitation "ellow wee" - translation: LV. Full Story

Wilmer Valderrama: big mouth, big c*ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

You want to know how this guy gets so much snatch? The magic numbers are 20 below. Which is the why the only p*ssy Wilmer Valderrama has managed to weasel his 8 inch manhood into is of the teenage variety. And Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course. But then again, that slut will f&ck anything. However, before we bash, let’s first acknowledge and thank Wil V for opening his big mouth. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: faghag in Washington

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2006 12:00:00 March 16, 2006 12:00:00

Lame day in gossip which is perhaps why Jessica Simpson"s perceived "snub" of George Bush made top headlines in Hollywood. Our favourite honky tonk skank (and faghag in training) arrived in DC today to support Operation Smile, an organisation dedicated to helping disadvantaged young people with deformities. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: faghag in training

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2006 12:00:00 March 14, 2006 12:00:00

Photos from Saving Face of Jessica shopping yet again with her ubiquitous companion, stylist Ken Paves. Personally, I think this is an excellent way to regroup after a divorce and an even better way to spend her time. Because now that she"s f*cked half of Hollywood, it"s time for Jessie to fine tune those gaydar skills, just to make sure she doesn"t end up knees bent in front of a showbiz queen who couldn"t care less how good her pillowy silicone might feel around his dong. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan and the Nipslip Phenomenon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2006 12:00:00 March 2, 2006 12:00:00

CAUTION: NUDITY! She ain’t the first and she certainly won’t be the last – but the question is…why, why, why??? In a town that can create the most magical and also the most disturbing costumes and faces with make up and technology and prosthetics and advancement in special effects, why is it that the ability to lasso one’s breasts within the confines of one’s dress – no matter how skimpy – has managed to elude so many of Hollywood’s young starlets? Take a look at La Lohan from the GM fashion event the other day. Full Story