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Best Trailer Tranny: Jessica Simpson

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three hundred costume changes, one set of stubby legs, a stylist that should be fired, and the cheapest, cheapest red carpet number of the evening. Why in F&CK does this girl always get it so wrong??? I’m not going to bother dissecting the nightmare. You can see if for yourselves. You can see how the material bunches up in the most unflattering manner around her boobs, to say nothing of the colour. Full Story

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We"re back from hiatus on eTalk tomorrow and starting this week, I"ll be on twice - Mondays and Tuesdays or Mondays and Wednesdays. Tomorrow - exclusive on Jessica Simpson"s pre-Teen Choice preparations. Fresh smut Tuesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey
Wednesday, August 9, 2006
Dear gossips, August 8th. In my culture, yesterday was the luckiest day of the year. Unless of course you"re a goldigger or a homewrecker or a naturally mangled, cosmetically enhanced father neglector, in which case every day from here on in is probably going to be hell. In today"s issue: Karma calamity everywhere, loin quiveration everywhere, more pro-love for Jessica Simpson, more pro-dumb for Lilo, and Becks just 3 hours away???

Thawing out for Jessica Simpson

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every Wednesday, I do a five minute radio spot on Flow 93.5 in Toronto with Devo Brown. Devo is delightful but he is also delusional and week after week for months now, I have been raggin" on his ass for obsessing over Jessica Simpson - after all, what self respecting man with high classy taste buds would rank her above Scarlett Johansson? And yet he persists, so we fight about it on the air, with him not being able to think of anything but her tits and me begging him to come to the realisation that her true gift lies in her lips and what she does with them when she"s on her knees. Full Story

The Daily Overload: Ocean & the Boys Bring it Hard

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, the costume designer for this movie deserves our endless recognition. Or at the very least, a Jessica Simpson fellatio special. Full Story

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Vanessa"s got game

August 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Didn"t I tell you this girl was good? Never mind the sweet exterior and the "I"m all for you" approach she"s played to perfection. Vanessa Minnillo is bringin" it - and her efforts have not only added value to her own career, she"s also lifting Nick in the process. Full Story

Pro-love for Jessica

July 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Between Britney"s plea for pro-love and Tori Spelling"s heinous crimes, something in me has changed. And next to Tori"s hardcore homewrecking, every other bitch takes on a new perspective, don"t you think? Besides, between the two Simpsons, I think we can all agree that Jessie"s a helluva lot more palatable these days than her thinnifying little sister. Full Story

Jessica Simpson at TRL

July 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In my shallow, materialistic mind, most women fall under 2 style categories: 1. Women who dress for women 2. Women who dress for men And please save it with the “I dress for myself” song and dance. You’re reading a gossip column – you really want me to feign profundity here??? So anyway, I belong in Group #1. Full Story

Brittany Murphy: becoming Jessica Simpson

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since when did Jessica Simpson become the style standard to be followed? Why is there a new Jessie clone popping up every week? Did I miss something? Take a look at Brittany Murphy at the Groomsmen premiere. Fake tan? Check. Fake hair? Check. Plastic smile? Over the top dress? Weird ass bent leg pose? Check check check. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: new man, new glow?

June 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now that we can safely say she did not get a nose job - look closely, that bump is still there - can we redirect our attention to what really matters? Who’s tappin" Jessica Simpson? After a flurry of post divorce freedom f&cks with Adam Levine and everyone left over from the Jackass crew, Jessie"s had a relatively quite Spring. Full Story

Jessica vs. Paris: the song-off

June 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know I disappointed you a couple of weeks ago when I said I liked Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind . I’m really, really sorry… but it’s a catchy tune. Now I’m about to disappoint you once again by saying that I also like Jessica Simpson’s A Public Affair. Full Story