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Britney, KFed, Mystery Slut, and Jessica too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2006 12:00:00 February 23, 2006 12:00:00

Good Goddess it’s been an interminable week. And having to deal with KFed and his sh*t is making it even worse. OK, let’s recap. Britney’s been in Hawaii working on her comeback, leaving the husband to his own devices in LA. Then came the photos. Of Kevin and an unknown blonde walking arm and arm. Full Story

Jessica Simpson’s new US cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00

While the folks at Life & Style are busy defending their cover, US Weekly has fired back with a bombshell of their own. Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick??? You don’t f*ckin’ say!!! This week’s US is identifying Adam Levine as the undercover lover, joining Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, her personal assistant Cacee, and a certain pillow lipped headcase on the list of rumoured lottery winners to have pulled some Simpson pork. Full Story

From Michelle in London, ON: about Keith Urban

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2006 12:00:00 February 13, 2006 12:00:00

I just wanted to say that you are totally on-target regarding Keith Urban"s Hoffness. I will not hesitate for a moment agreeing that he is full-on poser. Seeing Nicole and him at the Grammy"s together was awkward. The love-vibe I sense between them is similar to the one I get when I see Jessica Simpson out with her stylist Ken Paves. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Faghag #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2006 12:00:00 February 5, 2006 12:00:00

Me too! Me too! Love love love my queer boys! Except that I wish Jessie could find a better homo. Seriously, everything about Ken Paves (her hairstylist) gives me the willies. From the gaunt, stubbled face, to the too-thin-to-be-natural frame, to the Euro pointy man-flats which might be all the rage on the continent and among the greasy guido set but really don"t do anything for your standard North American. Full Story

Anything for attention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

Oh she"s a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements to professional feuds and now, it seems we"ve even added enhancements to the list. Full Story

Demi"s Urban lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2006 12:00:00 January 20, 2006 12:00:00

So Demi Moore showed up in Spain today to promote some random product - see photos from Saving Face - and while the broad still looks great, I was shocked to see that she"s suddenly developed the "Dry Thin Lips Syndrome". Which of course, I first diagnosed in relation to that maybe not so gaybe Keith Urban Full Story

From Kate M: Jessica Simpson abuses the help?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

Hey Lainey, I’ve just had a brain wave, is Abusing The Help Jessica Simpson? Dear Kate: I don"t doubt she drives her minions to drink…but the dirty girl who ashes everywhere and deposits her bulimic waste randomly about the house is not Jessica Simpson. Full Story

A Leo & Jessica hook up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00

Breaking exclusive! Just heard from a source that LA is buzzing tonight about a possible Leo D and Jessica Simpson hook up. Rumour has it they are scheduled to show up TOGETHER at two Hollywood hotspots Memphis and Aqua. It could be total bullsh*t or it could be a huge publicity scam, considering they both need PR massages these days. Full Story

From Chelsea: on c*ck size

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2006 12:00:00 January 9, 2006 12:00:00

Not that I ever want to correct such an intelligent, beautiful, and gossipaccurate woman as yourself, but actually Lainey, its not usually the drummer who hangs down to the ground in the rock bands. They"re the rabbit-esque f*ckers that give you a concussion before its all over, its the bass players that are stacked. Full Story

An update on the Triangle plus 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2006 12:00:00 January 8, 2006 12:00:00

Every frickin" day there"s a new rumour to debunk or to debate. January 7th marked the official one year anniversary of the death of the old Pitts and when you look back on the year that was, keeping track of this story alone would be enough to earn you a Ph.D. in smut twice over. There are two recent tabloid stories making the rounds that I"d like to address here. Full Story

Monday, January 2, 2006 Happy New Year gossips! Short missive from Toronto while I’m still enjoying a hometown vacay. And forgive me if I seem a bit distracted. My mother keeps screaming at my husband in her special brand of Chinglish, imploring him to drink Chinese soup. Love her, but needless to say, I can’t wait to get home. Thankfully for us, things were pretty tame in Hollywood over the holidays. The Pitts did not get married. Jennifer Aniston did not commit suicide. Paris Hilton, surprisingly enough, managed to maintain a one c*ck only rotation, and Jessica Simpson actually succeeded in keeping her raging inner ho suppressed long enough to get through Christmas. Will wonders never cease??? Still…I have some juicy tidbits. And of course, a fresh blind item for you to dig your brand new 2006 smut fangs into. In today’s issue: some shameless self promotion, an update on Tori, the new Hollywood diet doctors, Mischa and her disgusting dog celebrate across the US, and a special request tribute from my husband to Blue Pulaski. May he rest in peace.