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An update on the Triangle plus 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2006 12:00:00 January 8, 2006 12:00:00

Every frickin" day there"s a new rumour to debunk or to debate. January 7th marked the official one year anniversary of the death of the old Pitts and when you look back on the year that was, keeping track of this story alone would be enough to earn you a Ph.D. in smut twice over. There are two recent tabloid stories making the rounds that I"d like to address here. Full Story

Monday, January 2, 2006 Happy New Year gossips! Short missive from Toronto while I’m still enjoying a hometown vacay. And forgive me if I seem a bit distracted. My mother keeps screaming at my husband in her special brand of Chinglish, imploring him to drink Chinese soup. Love her, but needless to say, I can’t wait to get home. Thankfully for us, things were pretty tame in Hollywood over the holidays. The Pitts did not get married. Jennifer Aniston did not commit suicide. Paris Hilton, surprisingly enough, managed to maintain a one c*ck only rotation, and Jessica Simpson actually succeeded in keeping her raging inner ho suppressed long enough to get through Christmas. Will wonders never cease??? Still…I have some juicy tidbits. And of course, a fresh blind item for you to dig your brand new 2006 smut fangs into. In today’s issue: some shameless self promotion, an update on Tori, the new Hollywood diet doctors, Mischa and her disgusting dog celebrate across the US, and a special request tribute from my husband to Blue Pulaski. May he rest in peace.