Jessica Simpson Gossip
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Me too! Me too! Love love love my queer boys! Except that I wish Jessie could find a better homo. Seriously, everything about Ken Paves (her hairstylist) gives me the willies. From the gaunt, stubbled face, to the too-thin-to-be-natural frame, to the Euro pointy man-flats which might be all the rage on the continent and among the greasy guido set but really don"t do anything for your standard North American. Full Story
Oh she"s a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements to professional feuds and now, it seems we"ve even added enhancements to the list. Full Story
So Demi Moore showed up in Spain today to promote some random product - see photos from Saving Face - and while the broad still looks great, I was shocked to see that she"s suddenly developed the "Dry Thin Lips Syndrome". Which of course, I first diagnosed in relation to that maybe not so gaybe Keith Urban Full Story
Breaking exclusive! Just heard from a source that LA is buzzing tonight about a possible Leo D and Jessica Simpson hook up. Rumour has it they are scheduled to show up TOGETHER at two Hollywood hotspots Memphis and Aqua. It could be total bullsh*t or it could be a huge publicity scam, considering they both need PR massages these days. Full Story
Not that I ever want to correct such an intelligent, beautiful, and gossipaccurate woman as yourself, but actually Lainey, its not usually the drummer who hangs down to the ground in the rock bands. They"re the rabbit-esque f*ckers that give you a concussion before its all over, its the bass players that are stacked. Full Story
Every frickin" day there"s a new rumour to debunk or to debate. January 7th marked the official one year anniversary of the death of the old Pitts and when you look back on the year that was, keeping track of this story alone would be enough to earn you a Ph.D. in smut twice over. There are two recent tabloid stories making the rounds that I"d like to address here. Full Story