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Jessica Simpson: faghag in training

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2006 12:00:00 March 14, 2006 12:00:00

Photos from Saving Face of Jessica shopping yet again with her ubiquitous companion, stylist Ken Paves. Personally, I think this is an excellent way to regroup after a divorce and an even better way to spend her time. Because now that she"s f*cked half of Hollywood, it"s time for Jessie to fine tune those gaydar skills, just to make sure she doesn"t end up knees bent in front of a showbiz queen who couldn"t care less how good her pillowy silicone might feel around his dong. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan and the Nipslip Phenomenon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2006 12:00:00 March 2, 2006 12:00:00

CAUTION: NUDITY! She ain’t the first and she certainly won’t be the last – but the question is…why, why, why??? In a town that can create the most magical and also the most disturbing costumes and faces with make up and technology and prosthetics and advancement in special effects, why is it that the ability to lasso one’s breasts within the confines of one’s dress – no matter how skimpy – has managed to elude so many of Hollywood’s young starlets? Take a look at La Lohan from the GM fashion event the other day. Full Story

Britney, KFed, Mystery Slut, and Jessica too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2006 12:00:00 February 23, 2006 12:00:00

Good Goddess it’s been an interminable week. And having to deal with KFed and his sh*t is making it even worse. OK, let’s recap. Britney’s been in Hawaii working on her comeback, leaving the husband to his own devices in LA. Then came the photos. Of Kevin and an unknown blonde walking arm and arm. Full Story

Jessica Simpson’s new US cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00

While the folks at Life & Style are busy defending their cover, US Weekly has fired back with a bombshell of their own. Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick??? You don’t f*ckin’ say!!! This week’s US is identifying Adam Levine as the undercover lover, joining Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, her personal assistant Cacee, and a certain pillow lipped headcase on the list of rumoured lottery winners to have pulled some Simpson pork. Full Story

From Michelle in London, ON: about Keith Urban

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2006 12:00:00 February 13, 2006 12:00:00

I just wanted to say that you are totally on-target regarding Keith Urban"s Hoffness. I will not hesitate for a moment agreeing that he is full-on poser. Seeing Nicole and him at the Grammy"s together was awkward. The love-vibe I sense between them is similar to the one I get when I see Jessica Simpson out with her stylist Ken Paves. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Faghag #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2006 12:00:00 February 5, 2006 12:00:00

Me too! Me too! Love love love my queer boys! Except that I wish Jessie could find a better homo. Seriously, everything about Ken Paves (her hairstylist) gives me the willies. From the gaunt, stubbled face, to the too-thin-to-be-natural frame, to the Euro pointy man-flats which might be all the rage on the continent and among the greasy guido set but really don"t do anything for your standard North American. Full Story

Anything for attention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

Oh she"s a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements to professional feuds and now, it seems we"ve even added enhancements to the list. Full Story

Demi"s Urban lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2006 12:00:00 January 20, 2006 12:00:00

So Demi Moore showed up in Spain today to promote some random product - see photos from Saving Face - and while the broad still looks great, I was shocked to see that she"s suddenly developed the "Dry Thin Lips Syndrome". Which of course, I first diagnosed in relation to that maybe not so gaybe Keith Urban Full Story

From Kate M: Jessica Simpson abuses the help?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

Hey Lainey, I’ve just had a brain wave, is Abusing The Help Jessica Simpson? Dear Kate: I don"t doubt she drives her minions to drink…but the dirty girl who ashes everywhere and deposits her bulimic waste randomly about the house is not Jessica Simpson. Full Story

A Leo & Jessica hook up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00

Breaking exclusive! Just heard from a source that LA is buzzing tonight about a possible Leo D and Jessica Simpson hook up. Rumour has it they are scheduled to show up TOGETHER at two Hollywood hotspots Memphis and Aqua. It could be total bullsh*t or it could be a huge publicity scam, considering they both need PR massages these days. Full Story

From Chelsea: on c*ck size

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2006 12:00:00 January 9, 2006 12:00:00

Not that I ever want to correct such an intelligent, beautiful, and gossipaccurate woman as yourself, but actually Lainey, its not usually the drummer who hangs down to the ground in the rock bands. They"re the rabbit-esque f*ckers that give you a concussion before its all over, its the bass players that are stacked. Full Story