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Porny’s having a baby?

September 27, 2011 21:27:22 Posted at September 27, 2011 21:27:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story

Porny listens to someone who can sing

August 16, 2011 09:09:03 Posted at August 16, 2011 09:09:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every time someone breaks Adele’s heart she is a mess. Then she writes great songs. And she’s still a mess. But through writing and performing she recovers. Only to repeat the process all over again. But at least there’s some growth out of it. And a gift to music. Every time someone breaks Jessica Simpson’s heart she is a mess. Full Story

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Let’s open the week with an As IF

July 11, 2011 09:05:02 Posted at July 11, 2011 09:05:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was Porny’s birthday yesterday. She’s 31 now. And she tweeted this photo – a gift from her KFed. He bought her a new bag. What looks like a Birkin. A very large, very orange one. With this caption: Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;) See what Victoria Beckham has done to Birkins? Now anyone can buy a f-cking Birkin. Full Story

Porny might find a friend?

July 7, 2011 08:45:47 Posted at July 7, 2011 08:45:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have been praying for a friend for Jessica Simpson for a long time. Jessica's friends don't tell her like it is. That she has dumbass for taste. That she dresses like two wrestling sausages in cling wrap. That she gives herself too easily. That she loves douchebags and golddiggers. Full Story

A comparison in top heavy denim

June 1, 2011 11:41:28 Posted at June 1, 2011 11:41:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t think you would argue with me if I said Salma Hayek has big breasts. And the same goes for Jessica Simpson. They’re also both short. But that’s pretty much it re: similarities. Here’s Salma in Venice to attend an art museum opening proving – courageously, I might add – that you don’t have to be tall and lanky to work the high waisted option. Full Story

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But why not Porny?

April 27, 2011 13:29:47 Posted at April 27, 2011 13:29:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson lived up to my nickname for her last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Issue party in LA. Looks like a fluffer was hired to jerk off her hair. And she was honoured with the “Style Icon” award. Sure. In fairness, this isn’t the worst she’s ever looked. Full Story

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Porny confuses Tongues & Necks

April 18, 2011 06:48:20 Posted at April 18, 2011 06:48:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was an article that appeared on People.com late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with a v-neck or a scoop neck. Full Story

Porny and the First Lady

April 14, 2011 09:46:15 Posted at April 14, 2011 09:46:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson was in Denver last night performing for military families at Coors Field. The First Lady Michelle Obama invited Porny to join the event, one of many that Mrs Obama and Dr Jill Biden are hosting across the country saluting US service personnel. How much do you love that Jessica’s the supposed Hollywood celebrity and both the First Lady and Dr Biden are better dressed than she is? In fairness to Porny though, what she chose for this occasion is appropriate and proportionate. Full Story

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GOOPy & Porny: same trainer, same jeans…

March 28, 2011 11:51:25 Posted at March 28, 2011 11:51:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh but a world of difference. Gwyneth Paltrow arrived at Heathrow today after attending a Balenciaga event over in San Francisco. Anna Wintour was there too and at one point they were sitting next to each other. GOOPy as you know is one of Anna’s favourites, even if she doesn’t sell. Click here Full Story

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Porny time in Paris

March 9, 2011 14:21:34 Posted at March 9, 2011 14:21:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny and her KFed are in Paris. The photo agency is trying to tell me it’s all romantic and sh-t. Paris is indeed romantic. Paris was probably, so far, the best trip Jacek and I have ever taken. It was London first, then Paris, then the South of France, then Poland. And in Paris, walking everywhere, or taking the metro, and eating constantly, and drinking wine, and seeing everything, and he loved the Eiffel Tower so much, especially at night when it lights up – yeah we’re cheesy gross tourists – it was full on bliss all the time, every single day. Full Story

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