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Porny’s pregnancy steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2011 17:01:09 November 30, 2011 17:01:09
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Flynet, Mike Coppola/Getty

She wears her clothes so much better when she’s pregnant, non? Look at my Porny last night in New York with her freeloader. Doesn’t she look lovely? Isn’t that a good fit? Why can’t she do this when there’s no baby inside of her? But God her breasts must be heavy. They’re the same size as her belly. And I cannot deal with this dude and his legs and pants issue. Full Story

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Porny’s pregnant Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 11:39:02 November 1, 2011 11:39:02
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LOMELI/ Bauer-Griffin

Jessica Simpson officially officially announced on her website yesterday that she and that freeloader are expecting. Apparently she’d been planning it for a while. Even put together a special “mummy” Halloween/White Snake video photo shoot. Full Story

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Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 21:16:16 October 25, 2011 21:16:16
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Allan Bregg/Splashnewsonline.com

Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And Romo just announced Full Story

Mega Preg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 14:45:25 October 24, 2011 14:45:25
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Spash News, Bauer-Griffin

There was a story last week about how Porny’s dad is still negotiating with a magazine for a half million dollar deal to officially confirm her pregnancy which is why she hasn’t said anything about it yet. Two challenges here:Jessica is apparently quite far along. Jessica is too dumb to hide it. How else can you explain why she’s tottering around JFK in a tight black shirt barely concealing her own baby AND Beyonce’s goose feather pillow? BumpWatch is the worst with reliability, yes, but then there’s just the obvious. Full Story

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Porny’s having a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:27:22 September 27, 2011 21:27:22
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Flynet

I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story

Porny listens to someone who can sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 09:09:03 August 16, 2011 09:09:03

Every time someone breaks Adele’s heart she is a mess. Then she writes great songs. And she’s still a mess. But through writing and performing she recovers. Only to repeat the process all over again. But at least there’s some growth out of it. And a gift to music. Every time someone breaks Jessica Simpson’s heart she is a mess. Full Story

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Let’s open the week with an As IF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 09:05:02 July 11, 2011 09:05:02

It was Porny’s birthday yesterday. She’s 31 now. And she tweeted this photo – a gift from her KFed. He bought her a new bag. What looks like a Birkin. A very large, very orange one. With this caption: Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;) See what Victoria Beckham has done to Birkins? Now anyone can buy a f-cking Birkin. Full Story

Porny might find a friend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2011 08:45:47 July 7, 2011 08:45:47

As you know, I have been praying for a friend for Jessica Simpson for a long time. Jessica's friends don't tell her like it is. That she has dumbass for taste. That she dresses like two wrestling sausages in cling wrap. That she gives herself too easily. That she loves douchebags and golddiggers. Full Story

A comparison in top heavy denim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 11:41:28 June 1, 2011 11:41:28

I don’t think you would argue with me if I said Salma Hayek has big breasts. And the same goes for Jessica Simpson. They’re also both short. But that’s pretty much it re: similarities. Here’s Salma in Venice to attend an art museum opening proving – courageously, I might add – that you don’t have to be tall and lanky to work the high waisted option. Full Story

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