Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s fur and bells

October 25, 2016 16:45:57 Posted at October 25, 2016 16:45:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jessica Simpson dressed like this to go shopping at Barneys. I would have refused to sell her anything, tell her to go back to wherever she founds these pants.

These pants. They remind me of Madonna, the Blond Ambition tour, and Holiday.

That tour. God, that tour. One of the best tours of all time. Anyway… Madonna’s pants? Well, first of all, it was Madonna, 1990. So, basically, untouchable. Second, it was a COSTUME on a stage.

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