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Absence creates hope

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 12:45:00 December 2, 2009 12:45:00

We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and some demands) wondering about our recaps. Full Story

Pat-Ro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:14:47 October 28, 2009 08:14:47

They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is an important attribute when casting for Pattinson clone. Full Story

Gossip Girl Chinatown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 14:57:47 October 14, 2009 14:57:47

You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in suck. Gossip Girl has sucked all season. Full Story

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We hate V

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2009 19:09:08 September 22, 2009 19:09:08

Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent from an entire episode. Here she is in New York today, Lindsay Lohan’s protégé, trying to be useful. Full Story

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My Shamef-ck and Ovie too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 12:17:00 June 8, 2009 12:17:00

MuchMusic has just confirmed my exclusive from earlier: Taylor Lautner and Rachelle Lefevre are indeed confirmed to present at the MMVAs. But they’ve also just announced the others. And… Ed Westwick will be there! Lara – do you know what this means????? Lara and I shamef-ck fantasise about him on BBM all the time. Full Story

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The purple is back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2009 17:24:00 May 5, 2009 17:24:00

Chuck’s purple was missing for a few. It was back last night. And as Michelle noted, some sh-t went down. Not the most well-acted episode, but great escapist fun. Group plotting against one thieving bitch with impossible resources. Please! We all dreamed of a similar takedown in high school. And of course the best part, the heart and soul of this show – Blair and Chuck and their endless game of Russian Love Roulette. Full Story

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Back to Basics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 14:32:08 March 24, 2009 14:32:08

After a succession of mediocre episodes, Gossip Girl came roaring back last night, taking it back to the basics, no more Mary Kay Letourneau, a limited amount of Humphrey, central focus on Blair Waldorf, the series’ best character, and what’s shaping up to be a love showdown to end all showdowns. Full Story

J Crew > Dan Humphrey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 08:51:00 January 21, 2009 08:51:00

What we learned this week: Serena and Dan, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, are so boring we actually stop listening and Skype chat instead about J Crew blazers. Even their fights suck. Like, at this point, we miss sour milk Aaron. In other words, Dan is even damper and limper than Aaron Rose. And even Nate and Vanessa are hotter than anything to do with a Humphrey. Full Story

Everyone makes out with everyone elseā€¦

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 14:10:26 December 1, 2008 14:10:26

In high school, at least once. And definitely the case on the Upper East Side. So according to W Magazine sources, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr, costars on Gossip Girl, were spotted at the airport in Dallas sharing a few stolen moments – kissing, touching, flirting – even though they had already been recognised by fans and squealy girls. Full Story