Christina’s wedding photos
Privacy? F&ck privacy. If you’re going to pimp your nuptials to OK Magazine, you rescind your right to being left alone. For more information, please see Jessica Simpson.
Having said that, let’s move on to discussing her wedding dress. I’m probably alone in this sentiment but I think it’s absolutely gorgeous. Very appropriate, dramatic, I love the makeup for once, and I’m quite delighted that she didn’t go with a princess motif which, as we all know, would have made her the biggest laughingstock in Whoretown, considering she once bared her snatch in a pair of leather chaps while doing the bronco billy on Redman. But I digress. The point is she’s not pouring out of her gown and she’s also not guzzling Red Bull and Cheetos and at the end of the day, since our standards have been so degraded by Mrs. Federline, I suppose that in itself is cause for celebration.
