Jessica’s black eye – WARNING:lewd photos attached

January 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Still no word about that Leo & Jessica scoop I reported last night. Will keep you posted but it could be another publicity fueled bust. Sigh. However, Jessica was out and about for dinner last night and in addition to her monster new fellatio lips, she seemed to be sporting a black eye. If you got your gossip fix early enough today, you would have seen them splashed across the internet. Unfortunately, the pics have since been taken down everywhere after a warning from the photo agency that is undoubtedly selling them for an obscene amount to one of the rags. She was wearing a large, black floppy hat and no amount of makeup could hide the dark, greenish bruising under her eyes. Naturally, the speculation is spreading like wildfire. And oddly enough, all of it is centering around plastic surgery. Could she have done something else to her face that would cause the bruising? Is there a plastic surgeon out there who can shed some light on this mystery? If so – please holla! And help educate the smutting public! Anyway, to make up for the fact that you can’t see the bruisy photos, I thought I’d revive an old favourite. Caution – NOT SAFE FOR WORK. And NOT FOR THE PRUDISH. Here’s Jessie singing so hard her poonie fell out. Bless her skanky heart.
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