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No Tongue or Thumb for Seth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 10:12:48 July 31, 2009 10:12:48

LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the dressing room to ask him to stay on the couch and he said yes but when he went to greet her with a kiss… Well… You watch for yourself. Full Story

You are a humpbacked geek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:29:00 April 22, 2009 08:29:00

So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was promised that he would not be asked about his “acting”. Full Story

Saving it up for Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 12:48:21 April 3, 2009 12:48:21

Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is my favourite. Full Story

The GMD touches the head

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2008 08:32:43 December 23, 2008 08:32:43

He did last night. He touched 45 heads. On Jimmy Kimmel live. Oh Jimmy. I love you. Did you watch? His teeth! They’re so white! So Jimmy has this competition where he faces off against his guest – who can touch the most heads in 30 seconds? Needless to say, Tom Cruise was very, very good at head touching. Full Story

Using him wisely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 14:14:05 September 22, 2008 14:14:05

SNL’s mistake was giving him too much to say. The key to Michael Phelps is to shut his mouth, take off his clothes, and focus on everything below the head. The Emmy pre-show hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, learning from Lorne’s mistakes, did just that, using the Olympian wisely, leaving the talking to the professionals and finally forcing him to not wear flipflops for a change. Full Story

No Ben at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 07:28:00 February 27, 2008 07:28:00

Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer Garner’s career is hotter than ever. Full Story

At Home with Matt & Lucy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 00:00:00 October 16, 2007 00:00:00

Matt and Luciana leaving a party at FELT in Boston last night celebrating the premiere of Gone Baby Gone. Sweet, non? Matt and Ben are truly, truly buds. And they haul ass for each other. At TIFF, it was Ben doing his part for Matt. Right now it’s Matt returning the favour for his boy. Matt said last night that he’s seen Gone Baby Gone 10 times: "[Directing] is really huge for Ben. Full Story