Joaquin Phoenix Gossip

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 Dear gossips, I"d like to offer my apologies to all you Joaquin Phoenix fans out there who"ve sent me such lovely emails arguing for his return on the Freebie 5. Your devotion to my former lover is admirable, especially since, like a fickle bitch, I turned on him as soon as he lost out on Oscar. Unfortunately, I"ve moved on. And to be honest, he was never really my type anyway. But he is a fantastic actor and he will definitely win one one day and for an entire month back there, I thought about him every day and in the end, he and I will always have December. Please forgive me. As it so happens however, there is movement yet again on the list. More details to follow. In today"s issue: young Hollywood factors prominently (minus that aging hag Tori Spelling) and a supermodel"s collossal mistake.

Eva Mendez and her man?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

Well, well. Looks like she went back to the long suffering boyfriend. I wonder if Joaq"s raunchy smoke breath and Elvis gut drove her away. Or maybe he just couldn"t deal with an actress type because he"s really just biding his time, waiting for me??? Hmmm…I just closed my eyes and pictured that and absolutely NOTHING stirred. Full Story

I heart Liv Tyler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2006 12:00:00 March 22, 2006 12:00:00

How can you not? Looking ravishing in black at the premiere of her new movie, slimmer than we"ve seen her in months but definitely not alarming post-preggers anorexic like so many Hollywood mothers. Doesn"t she have the kindest, gentlest, sweetest smile? I feel warm and fuzzy every time I see her, especially with her adorable Milo - walking already! I often think about her intense love affair with my Joaquin (from Superior Pics) And I wonder. Full Story

Brad sparks and the real Star Wars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2006 12:00:00 March 20, 2006 12:00:00

No wedding but definitely a return to Paris where Brad (from JJB) was snapped having a ciggie by the window, taking a break perhaps from little Z and the adorable but undeniably bratty Maddox. I can totally relate. Don’t have kids myself but I do have 2 nephews and a niece – all under the age of 7 – and just an hour with them is enough to make me want to set my eggs on fire. Full Story

Kate Moss as Marilyn in W

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2006 12:00:00 March 19, 2006 12:00:00

Pure gorgessity in this Marilyn Monroe-inspired photo shoot for W Magazine via Saving Face!. So beautiful in fact that I think I might introduce her to my lover Joaquin Phoenix. They wouldn"t last but the drama would be so worth it, don"t you think? Full Story

Thursday, March 16, 2006 Dear gossips, If you look hard enough, there is a downside to a Best Actor Oscar nomination. For Joaquin Phoenix, it"s the heightened public interest and the unwelcome infatuation from a new fanbase resulting in the sharp increase of candid photos - unusual because in the past we would go months without any sightings whatsoever. Needless to say, these recent developments have thrown a major wrench into my Phoenix detox plans. After all, how does one overcome an obsession when she keeps seeing photos of him every day??? But more on that later. In today"s issue: Pitt wedding speculation yet again, KFed dethroned, Jessica in Washington, Demi & Ashton and the rumoured babe, an 80s blast from the past, and grooming tips for Josh Hartnett.

Joaquin & Eva: on set behaviour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2006 12:00:00 March 16, 2006 12:00:00

I love my Phoenix but I do worry about his smoking. How many packs of ciggies can you go through in one day?? Anyway, here they are separately on the set of We Own the Night. And even though those Crisp Lisp gay rumours continue to circulate, I"ve been informed by a reader named Connie B that I needn"t worry because both Defamer and Datalounge have scoffed away any homo speculation. Full Story

Joaquin in red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2006 12:00:00 March 14, 2006 12:00:00

OK, don"t kill me but could you see Joaquin and Drew together? She"s peppy, he"s morose. She makes fluffy romantic comedies, he makes depressing indie flicks with death and destruction at every turn. She was a child star, he was a child star. She used to be vegetarian, he"s a lifelong vegan. She loves rockers, he loves directing rock videos. Full Story

Sunday, March 12, 2006 Dear gossips, I am alive. Just barely, but alive nonetheless. Thanks to all who emailed your concern and your anxiety about missing your smutty fix. Thank you also to the 4 kind souls who hoped so fervently for my "assassination." Very flattering since the term usually applies to someone notable. Unfortunately for you, I am neither notable nor dead. I am however very sorry that the site has not been performing very well of late. The size of the photos in addition to the increase in traffic (thank you!) has contributed to the lack of efficiency. Appropriate resources have been allocated to alleviate the problem and I beg your patience in the next couple of weeks while we make database upgrades to better accommodate your gossip appetites. So without further ado, let"s get back on it, shall we? When we last left off, I had declared a Phoenix detox. But in the immortal words of Don Corleone, just when I thought I was out…he pulled me back in. More on that later. In today"s issue: the TomKat bump sighted, gloating about Hayden & Sienna, Charlize and Stuart are finished, and a brand new smutty riddle to make up for lost time.

Joaquin Phoenix: maybe gaybe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2006 12:00:00 March 12, 2006 12:00:00

Let me first preface this by saying either possibility - that he"s a homo or that he"s dating Eva Mendez - work very well for my particular situation. I need to kick this habit and there ain"t no better way to get over an obsession than by finding out that my boyfriend: A. prefers dudes or B. is in the embrace of a Latina goddess But first, let"s start from the beginning. Full Story

Winona Ryder: comeback continued

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

Ok so we"re seeing her on a 2 week basis these days. Not bad, especially since she managed to get into the Vanity Fair event. Pics from JJB. Winona"s on her way back and I like it. I"m also still trying to find out if she managed to lock those doe eyes onto my Joaquin and consummate my wish. Full Story