Joaquin Phoenix Gossip

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Kate Moss as Marilyn in W

March 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pure gorgessity in this Marilyn Monroe-inspired photo shoot for W Magazine via Saving Face!. So beautiful in fact that I think I might introduce her to my lover Joaquin Phoenix. They wouldn"t last but the drama would be so worth it, don"t you think? Full Story

Thursday, March 16, 2006
Dear gossips, If you look hard enough, there is a downside to a Best Actor Oscar nomination. For Joaquin Phoenix, it"s the heightened public interest and the unwelcome infatuation from a new fanbase resulting in the sharp increase of candid photos - unusual because in the past we would go months without any sightings whatsoever. Needless to say, these recent developments have thrown a major wrench into my Phoenix detox plans. After all, how does one overcome an obsession when she keeps seeing photos of him every day??? But more on that later. In today"s issue: Pitt wedding speculation yet again, KFed dethroned, Jessica in Washington, Demi & Ashton and the rumoured babe, an 80s blast from the past, and grooming tips for Josh Hartnett.

Joaquin & Eva: on set behaviour

March 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love my Phoenix but I do worry about his smoking. How many packs of ciggies can you go through in one day?? Anyway, here they are separately on the set of We Own the Night. And even though those Crisp Lisp gay rumours continue to circulate, I"ve been informed by a reader named Connie B that I needn"t worry because both Defamer and Datalounge have scoffed away any homo speculation. Full Story

Joaquin in red

March 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK, don"t kill me but could you see Joaquin and Drew together? She"s peppy, he"s morose. She makes fluffy romantic comedies, he makes depressing indie flicks with death and destruction at every turn. She was a child star, he was a child star. She used to be vegetarian, he"s a lifelong vegan. She loves rockers, he loves directing rock videos. Full Story

Sunday, March 12, 2006
Dear gossips, I am alive. Just barely, but alive nonetheless. Thanks to all who emailed your concern and your anxiety about missing your smutty fix. Thank you also to the 4 kind souls who hoped so fervently for my "assassination." Very flattering since the term usually applies to someone notable. Unfortunately for you, I am neither notable nor dead. I am however very sorry that the site has not been performing very well of late. The size of the photos in addition to the increase in traffic (thank you!) has contributed to the lack of efficiency. Appropriate resources have been allocated to alleviate the problem and I beg your patience in the next couple of weeks while we make database upgrades to better accommodate your gossip appetites. So without further ado, let"s get back on it, shall we? When we last left off, I had declared a Phoenix detox. But in the immortal words of Don Corleone, just when I thought I was out…he pulled me back in. More on that later. In today"s issue: the TomKat bump sighted, gloating about Hayden & Sienna, Charlize and Stuart are finished, and a brand new smutty riddle to make up for lost time.

Joaquin Phoenix: maybe gaybe?

March 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let me first preface this by saying either possibility - that he"s a homo or that he"s dating Eva Mendez - work very well for my particular situation. I need to kick this habit and there ain"t no better way to get over an obsession than by finding out that my boyfriend: A. prefers dudes or B. is in the embrace of a Latina goddess But first, let"s start from the beginning. Full Story

Winona Ryder: comeback continued

March 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok so we"re seeing her on a 2 week basis these days. Not bad, especially since she managed to get into the Vanity Fair event. Pics from JJB. Winona"s on her way back and I like it. I"m also still trying to find out if she managed to lock those doe eyes onto my Joaquin and consummate my wish. Full Story

Joaquin obsession - Phase 2

March 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I thought I was over it and then the DVD came out last week and of course like a total psycho I"ve watched Walk the Line 2 times with and without feature commentary and now I"m completely maniacally obsessed with him all over again. These photos of him holding hands with his sister and his mother don"t help either. Full Story

Sunday, February 19, 2006
Hey gossips, Had a horrible weekend thanks to Ted Casablanca and Team Canada. In case you haven’t heard, Ted’s sources are reporting that my lover Joaquin was making out with that skank bag Kiki Dunst at some hotel a few weeks ago. Needless to say, my Friday was ruined. I have nothing to add on the matter other than the fact that I have heard nothing to substantiate the hookup nor have I heard anything to refute it. Still – Ted is King. And while you can never been 100% foolproof when it comes to gossip, Ted is as close as it gets. Am currently reassessing my Phoenix obsession. Will let you know what I decide. It was however a big weekend for Jakey-poo. A payoff, if you will, for sucking it up and putting on a better attitude. More on that later. The BAFTAs went down tonight in London. And while the British version of the Oscars is prestigious to be sure, they are not always rock solid Oscar prognosticators. Be careful as you finalise your own predictions. In today’s issue: some interesting BAFTA highlights, JT in London, Paris has a bump, and some ooey gooey R2 love.

Jake wins, Heath pouts

February 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never a shortage of divas. After several weeks of sucky baby behaviour, Jake finally put on a happy face around the SAG Awards and the new strategic tactic seems to be paying off. Little Jakey was rewarded handsomely tonight at the BAFTAs, taking home the Best Supporting Actor trophy and throwing Clooney’s Oscar bid for that category in a little more doubt than it was just days ago. Full Story

Supporting Winona

February 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m on a mission. My girl Winona is climbing back from the brink. And I feel compelled to assist in this endeavour. Still undecided on a possible romance angle to propel her back on the A-list but I’m happy to see she’s starting to feel ok with getting glammed in the pages of a magazine now and again. Full Story